I was just hanging out with attractive girls. Friends of mine who just came back from college.
Now I smell like them.
When I say "attractive," I really mean it. I'm not bullshitting here.
The fact that I am not lying is important because:
It is frustrating.
If they weren't really attractive, I wouldn't be frustrated.
But, because I smell like them, and thus every five minutes or so smell "them," I am constantly reminded that now, I am home, by myself, without these attractive women here.
Missed opportunity? No. They're good friends of mine who will be around all summer. I will get to hang out with them and if something more serious happens with a particular one of them, GREAT.
But no... I'm frustrated because women that smell good and then leave their smell on you should be forced to not be desirable.
Wait. No, that's not what I mean. Because then, if they WEREN'T desirable, smelling like them would mean you just spent a lot of time hanging out with people you're not attracted to.
Oh, and when I say attractive, I don't just mean "hot," although for me, shallow as I am, it's certainly a big factor. But, to each their own. I'm not trying to say "people who aren't physically attractive suck." Not at all. Rather just, that those who ARE physically attractive and leave their scent on you are frustrating.
I have to apply for a job tomorrow. I quit my last job because the manager was a Nazi Whore. I still smell her scent. I smell it whenever a volcano erupts. She smelled like brimstone, probably because she was a demon.
So yes, it is more frustrating when unattractive women leave their scent.
But seriously, now I have to change my shirt or else every five minutes, I'll be reminded that the attractive women aren't actually HERE, but rather just taunting me with their aroma.
So then what happens when I see them next time? To I avoid contact so that I don't smell like them? Surely not, as that would only heighten the frustration. So maybe I should just go with it. I could be creepy and buy a bunch of new shirts and only wear them once and then frame them... but I don't think I'll do that.
I could also just say something offhand about it like "Hey so I went home and kept smelling you... wanna bang?" But that seems short-sighted and frankly, a bad idea.
So I'm left with very few options.
Basically, only one option.
That option is something like "Accept it."
I also have "Shut up, why does it matter?" but it's too late for THAT to work.
... And to think I'm writing this all COMPLETELY SOBER. As I said, I have a job interview. Can't afford to test positive for anything.
Actually that god me thinking. If they did an oral drug test, and you tested positive for alcohol (do they even test for that?) could you just say it was mouthwash?
But back to the topic at hand...
BF2S, how do you feel about this? Does this upset you? I'm upset! It's really kinda frustrating! I smell like perfume and woman. And also, it's not like I feel all girly and that's why it makes me mad. Girls smell great. I'd totally smell like them all the time if I didn't think I'd be ridiculed. So, it smells good. Except for the garbage, which I can smell every 3 minutes.
So, it's like this....
Garbage------Girl--Garbage-----Garbage-Girl-----Garbage------Garbagegirl------Garbage---..... and on and on...
And when it's "garbagegirl" i just don't know what to think... Maybe I should throw out the garbage... but then, if I get too close to the garbage, would that overpower the girl smell? Do I want that? Although smelling like attractive women is frustrating, it's also better than smelling like garbage. Or, for that matter, it's better than most things.
It's 2:23 in the morning. If I took my trash out, my neighbors would wake up because the dumpster is right next to their window... so damn... oh shit, and I was supposed to take it out earlier. My roomate's girlfriend yelled at me about it.
She is not attractive... and when I think about it... I don't know that I've ever smelled her....
That brings up another interesting question. Do we only smell attractive women? You know, how our brains only remember the extremes... maybe we just don't process the scent of unattractive people. But, really, really unattractive people will stick with us, like my manager, whose scent of brimstone confirmed for me that she was a demon. Well, she is a demon... she's still alive. I just never see her anymore.
Okay so in conclusion:
It's frustrating to smell like attractive women.
And, our brains only register scents of very attractive or very unattractive women.
And, my room mate's girlfriend... she'll be mad at me. Should I throw the trash out?
Now I smell like them.
When I say "attractive," I really mean it. I'm not bullshitting here.
The fact that I am not lying is important because:
It is frustrating.
If they weren't really attractive, I wouldn't be frustrated.
But, because I smell like them, and thus every five minutes or so smell "them," I am constantly reminded that now, I am home, by myself, without these attractive women here.
Missed opportunity? No. They're good friends of mine who will be around all summer. I will get to hang out with them and if something more serious happens with a particular one of them, GREAT.
But no... I'm frustrated because women that smell good and then leave their smell on you should be forced to not be desirable.
Wait. No, that's not what I mean. Because then, if they WEREN'T desirable, smelling like them would mean you just spent a lot of time hanging out with people you're not attracted to.
Oh, and when I say attractive, I don't just mean "hot," although for me, shallow as I am, it's certainly a big factor. But, to each their own. I'm not trying to say "people who aren't physically attractive suck." Not at all. Rather just, that those who ARE physically attractive and leave their scent on you are frustrating.
I have to apply for a job tomorrow. I quit my last job because the manager was a Nazi Whore. I still smell her scent. I smell it whenever a volcano erupts. She smelled like brimstone, probably because she was a demon.
So yes, it is more frustrating when unattractive women leave their scent.
But seriously, now I have to change my shirt or else every five minutes, I'll be reminded that the attractive women aren't actually HERE, but rather just taunting me with their aroma.
So then what happens when I see them next time? To I avoid contact so that I don't smell like them? Surely not, as that would only heighten the frustration. So maybe I should just go with it. I could be creepy and buy a bunch of new shirts and only wear them once and then frame them... but I don't think I'll do that.
I could also just say something offhand about it like "Hey so I went home and kept smelling you... wanna bang?" But that seems short-sighted and frankly, a bad idea.
So I'm left with very few options.
Basically, only one option.
That option is something like "Accept it."
I also have "Shut up, why does it matter?" but it's too late for THAT to work.
... And to think I'm writing this all COMPLETELY SOBER. As I said, I have a job interview. Can't afford to test positive for anything.
Actually that god me thinking. If they did an oral drug test, and you tested positive for alcohol (do they even test for that?) could you just say it was mouthwash?
But back to the topic at hand...
BF2S, how do you feel about this? Does this upset you? I'm upset! It's really kinda frustrating! I smell like perfume and woman. And also, it's not like I feel all girly and that's why it makes me mad. Girls smell great. I'd totally smell like them all the time if I didn't think I'd be ridiculed. So, it smells good. Except for the garbage, which I can smell every 3 minutes.
So, it's like this....
Garbage------Girl--Garbage-----Garbage-Girl-----Garbage------Garbagegirl------Garbage---..... and on and on...
And when it's "garbagegirl" i just don't know what to think... Maybe I should throw out the garbage... but then, if I get too close to the garbage, would that overpower the girl smell? Do I want that? Although smelling like attractive women is frustrating, it's also better than smelling like garbage. Or, for that matter, it's better than most things.
It's 2:23 in the morning. If I took my trash out, my neighbors would wake up because the dumpster is right next to their window... so damn... oh shit, and I was supposed to take it out earlier. My roomate's girlfriend yelled at me about it.
She is not attractive... and when I think about it... I don't know that I've ever smelled her....
That brings up another interesting question. Do we only smell attractive women? You know, how our brains only remember the extremes... maybe we just don't process the scent of unattractive people. But, really, really unattractive people will stick with us, like my manager, whose scent of brimstone confirmed for me that she was a demon. Well, she is a demon... she's still alive. I just never see her anymore.
Okay so in conclusion:
It's frustrating to smell like attractive women.
And, our brains only register scents of very attractive or very unattractive women.
And, my room mate's girlfriend... she'll be mad at me. Should I throw the trash out?
