Poll

Coffee is a kickass beverage, agree?

Yes, coffee is awsm55%55% - 27
No I'm gay32%32% - 16
No I'm gay I like tea more.12%12% - 6
Total: 49
VaLzbeStoNeD
Member
+17|6439
I love both coffee and tea but I'm usually sick after drinking coffee so *sadface*
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6952

kylef wrote:

Yep - however, you can't just say "coffee". First of all - if it's not black, it's crap. No sugar. No cream. Black is the only way to do it right.

I'm just back from having my Starbucks Americano and it was, as always, delicious. However, I don't just go to Starbucks for the coffee. I go for the environment. The homely feel that Starbucks (at least here) is the only place to have carpet (for obvious reasons) is a big plus. I know some of the staff really well and when it isn't busy, we talk happily. When it isn't busy, some of the staff and I will happily talk for a bit before I even order - and there's one girl in particular who makes an almost-to-die-for (note: exaggeration) Americano. Just enough white foam layer over the top giving the appearance of a totally fresh brewed coffee, yet rich black underneath.

Coffee is wonderful: I first had it when I was about 3, and since then have been actively drinking coffee for, literally, as long as I can remember.

Edit: Instant!? You're a disgrace to coffee enthusiasts. Every coffee tastes different, but instant just tastes like water with a bit of heat and a mild hint of caffeine.
I think this thread has proved quite clearly that it's the coffee drinkers that are gay, not people that don't drink it.



<3
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6435|Carnoustie, Scotland

mkxiii wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

Sitting here having my morning brew and wondering what you lads like.
make sure you have been allowed to use the _____ is a kickass _______ agree? phrase, if not FatherTed will come and jizz on your face while you sleep
I didn't ask permission just so he would.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6776|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Coffee is good. My stomach has something against it though. Can't drink it too often for some reason.
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6539|Uk

Funky_Finny wrote:

mkxiii wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

Sitting here having my morning brew and wondering what you lads like.
make sure you have been allowed to use the _____ is a kickass _______ agree? phrase, if not FatherTed will come and jizz on your face while you sleep
I didn't ask permission just so he would.
good choice, thats what i did.  im going to sleep, ill report back if i get jizzed on
Megalomaniac
Formerly known as Missionless
+92|6630|105 RVK
look at this internet slang shit. You guys need to talk like humans once in a while.
Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|6987|West Yorkshire, U.K
No I must be gay
Lieutenant_Jensen
Your cops are corrupt.
+200|6694|fÄking denmark
No I'm gay I like tea more.

How can you drink coffe?
It tastes like sjit.
The_Lance_117
CANADA STRONG
+110|6239|CANADA
Iвкштл фищге 4-5 сгзы ща еуф ф вфню

EDIT: Wtf, Russian??
I drink about 4-5 cups of tea a day.

Last edited by The_Lance_117 (2008-05-17 06:22:36)

HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6264|Washington DC
Yeah, I like coffee, but tea is great too (all kinds. lady grey, earl grey, green tea, red tea). I highly recommend the Twinings African Rooibos (Red Tea). Brew for 4 minutes, add some milk and a bit of sugar.

Also kail, gtfo cafe au lait is win cafe.
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6500|Winland

I prefer tea, usually, as I think it tastes better, but still has a wee bit of caffeine to get me started. There's something in the tea I drink that makes me feel really calm and good, but also alert.

I drink coffee on occasion, when I need it. I don't really like the taste of it, but I say: It isn't supposed to taste good, it's supposed to keep you the fuck up.

Above all, I prefer Jolt Cola <3<3<3 *Stares at 20 bottles on my shelf
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6924|London, England
Caffeine is bad m'kay. Be a good person like me and stick to water and juices



















And insane amounts of alcohol and weed
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7033|Uhh... erm...
Coffee... love it.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6987|United States of America
Coffee sucks McNuggets, as does tea.

The poll is a load of MALARARALALALRAKAKARKI

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