mmmkay so at BF2s there is a massive debate going about whether or not the moon landing was real. Since we know that obviously guys from the 60's could never possibility have done the surprisingly basic trigonometry needed to land on the moon that means it was either a fake or someone else landed on the moon.
People who might have faked it
Jews
Argument: Jews control the American film industry, no doubt, and how many movies have been made about space and the moon landing? Ya' see, if no one ever made it to the moon than the American people who have lost interest in space and thus movies about it. Also if the Soviets made it to the moon, then well its kinda hard to make a heart-warming movie where the protagonist is a god-less commie bastard.
Counter Argument: none as far as I can tell.
Crab-people
Arguement: Crab-people have long been trying to find away to pit humanity against itself so that they can emerge and conquer us. Now if they make a video of an alleged moon-landing and put in it some stuff that would make some people realize the video was apocryphal while others do not doubt its authenticity, that would further divide humanity.
Counter Argument: Crab-people are responsible for 9/11 and Global-warming. They obviously are ambitious enough to enact plans that might actually have a change of destroying humanity.
Yuri
Argument: The moon landing video was watched by almost everyone that had access to a television. Yuri has found a way to add subliminal mind-control properties to television media. If he could create a video with the mind control stuff that everyone would watch, he could make the better part of humanity his mind-slaves.
Counter-Argument: Yuri has a base on the moon so he didn't really have to make a fake video. Also he accidentally sent himself back the the time of the dinosaurs. Dumb-ass.
Gays
Argument: Like the Jews argument but with a big twist. Gays need to have kept space appealing to Americans. However this was not for making money, it was because many gays in the 60's had space-man fetishes which they wanted to keep popular.
Counter-Argument: Neil and Buzz didn't say fabulous more than 40 times each during the video.
Man-Bear-Pig
Argument: With everyone transfixed on their Television, Man-Bear-Pig could have easily sneaked up on more than a few people and eaten them. Nom-nom-nom.
Couner Argument: Man-bear-pig would have eaten the actors he hired to play Neil and Buzz before he could finish the video.
People who might have actually gone to the moon and pretended to be American astronauts.
Scrin
Argument: A shit load of space-rocks were brought back, the Scrin could have used the moon landing as a way to inconspicuously get Ichor onto Earth.
Counter-Argument: No traces of Tiberium have been found yet, unless of course that has been because GDI is doing whatever it takes to keep it out of the hands of the oppressed masses.
God
Argument: He's fucking God he made the moon and he can go to it if he wants to. Also he wanted the Americans to beat their atheist counter-parts
Counter-Argument: He has better things to do. Allegedly.
Dick Cheney
Argument: Being the Avatar of some sort of great demonic force he deffinately could have gone to the moon, and once there shaped shifted into the form of the astronauts and the lander.
Counter Argument: Moon doesn't have oil on it so no real reason for him to go.
Ninjas
Argument: Ninja clans are always trying to out do each other. What would be a better way to prove the superiority of your ninja clan than to go to the moon? Also ninjas are masters of disguise and could have easily disguised themselves as astronauts.
Counter Arguments: I estimate that ninjas may have been making trips to the moon since 1898, 71 years before the "first" lunar landing
The Soviets
Argument: Any one who believes the staged lunar landing conspiracy says the commies had better space ships than the US.
Counter Argument: Why would they pretend to be Americans, the guys they were trying to beat to the moon?
People who might have faked it
Jews
Argument: Jews control the American film industry, no doubt, and how many movies have been made about space and the moon landing? Ya' see, if no one ever made it to the moon than the American people who have lost interest in space and thus movies about it. Also if the Soviets made it to the moon, then well its kinda hard to make a heart-warming movie where the protagonist is a god-less commie bastard.
Counter Argument: none as far as I can tell.
Crab-people
Arguement: Crab-people have long been trying to find away to pit humanity against itself so that they can emerge and conquer us. Now if they make a video of an alleged moon-landing and put in it some stuff that would make some people realize the video was apocryphal while others do not doubt its authenticity, that would further divide humanity.
Counter Argument: Crab-people are responsible for 9/11 and Global-warming. They obviously are ambitious enough to enact plans that might actually have a change of destroying humanity.
Yuri
Argument: The moon landing video was watched by almost everyone that had access to a television. Yuri has found a way to add subliminal mind-control properties to television media. If he could create a video with the mind control stuff that everyone would watch, he could make the better part of humanity his mind-slaves.
Counter-Argument: Yuri has a base on the moon so he didn't really have to make a fake video. Also he accidentally sent himself back the the time of the dinosaurs. Dumb-ass.
Gays
Argument: Like the Jews argument but with a big twist. Gays need to have kept space appealing to Americans. However this was not for making money, it was because many gays in the 60's had space-man fetishes which they wanted to keep popular.
Counter-Argument: Neil and Buzz didn't say fabulous more than 40 times each during the video.
Man-Bear-Pig
Argument: With everyone transfixed on their Television, Man-Bear-Pig could have easily sneaked up on more than a few people and eaten them. Nom-nom-nom.
Couner Argument: Man-bear-pig would have eaten the actors he hired to play Neil and Buzz before he could finish the video.
People who might have actually gone to the moon and pretended to be American astronauts.
Scrin
Argument: A shit load of space-rocks were brought back, the Scrin could have used the moon landing as a way to inconspicuously get Ichor onto Earth.
Counter-Argument: No traces of Tiberium have been found yet, unless of course that has been because GDI is doing whatever it takes to keep it out of the hands of the oppressed masses.
God
Argument: He's fucking God he made the moon and he can go to it if he wants to. Also he wanted the Americans to beat their atheist counter-parts
Counter-Argument: He has better things to do. Allegedly.
Dick Cheney
Argument: Being the Avatar of some sort of great demonic force he deffinately could have gone to the moon, and once there shaped shifted into the form of the astronauts and the lander.
Counter Argument: Moon doesn't have oil on it so no real reason for him to go.
Ninjas
Argument: Ninja clans are always trying to out do each other. What would be a better way to prove the superiority of your ninja clan than to go to the moon? Also ninjas are masters of disguise and could have easily disguised themselves as astronauts.
Counter Arguments: I estimate that ninjas may have been making trips to the moon since 1898, 71 years before the "first" lunar landing
The Soviets
Argument: Any one who believes the staged lunar landing conspiracy says the commies had better space ships than the US.
Counter Argument: Why would they pretend to be Americans, the guys they were trying to beat to the moon?
