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- Tie cheese wire around neck.
- Measure distance between mouth and erect cock.
- Attach rope of said distance to head.
- go to the top of a decently high building, make sure your body will be intact, and make sure there are people below you.
- insert wooden props into mouth.
- Pop some viagra and wait for it to set in.
- tie end of cheesewire to something.
- Squirt lots of superglue into your mouth.
- Superglue hands to the sides of your head.

If all goes as planned, some poor fuck will be traumatized for life from seeing you giving yourself a blowjob with you own decapitated head.


Actually, that would be the most awesome death ever

Being chopped to death (Again, slowly) each 15cm

But at the same time they rub barbwires on you, and then spray some salt.

- Stab both eyes with a toothpick while person's eyes are open.
- Pour lemon juice on eyes
- Pull out eyeballs but make sure that they are still attached to the nerve endings
- Poke and prod eye socket causing extreme pain
- Urinate in eye socket
- Slowly cut nerve endings.

- If the Person is still alive, focus on the anus.
- First poke the anus
- Next shove a finger in the anus
- Shove your arm into the anus slowly
- Slowly pull out internal organs

I win, Person loses

Make sure to wash your hands when you are done

gene_pool wrote:

And you called ME a sick man?

Yes

Rip eyes out.
Rip ears off
Rip nose off
Reenact dickchop from BME pain olympics, but dont tie it off.
Apply blowtorch to the area were the genitals used to be
Cut off toes and fingers
Put person in lemon juice bath
Shove a spiked stick up persons ass, very far in until it cant be seen
Stick several long spikes into lungs
Cut off arms and legs
Spill persons guts onto the floor

Watch them finally die.

Over the weekend I watched "The Hills have Eyes II". Them mutated miners are KRAAZEEY....they will kill you ruthlessly. Either being pulled into a small hole or stuffed in portable toliet water with cuts all over your body are pretty bad IMO.

Last edited by loubot (2008-01-29 06:35:42)

a machine who Rip you arms of and 10 minutes later your legs, then release ants so they can eat the rest of you,,,

Babb Master Flash wrote:

My biggest fear is drowning... I hate water.

So thats why you smell so bad