What kind of bird dosent fly?

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Have you ever been in jail?

No, I cant even drive.	22%	22% - 26
No, I have never broken any law. (liar)	38%	38% - 44
Yes, bailed / paid fine got right out.	4%	4% - 5
Yes, Sat out my time.	12%	12% - 14
No way, I have GOD hax and walk out thru the w@llz	21%	21% - 25
Total: 114

2007-12-26 09:45:06

(T)eflon(S)hadow: R.I.P. Neda; +456|7132|Grapevine, TX

Curious as to who and who hasn't been to jail... Be honest...

I was from a speeding ticket and expired registration and speeding ticket, from a ticket in 2004, last week. I got out Christmas Eve, w00t is an understatement!

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2007-12-26 09:46:33

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7045|FUCK UBISOFT

Penguins

2007-12-26 09:47:08

DrunkenPirate: Rum Baron; +44|6997|Norfolk, England

I've been a gud boi

2007-12-26 09:48:08

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6826|...

Yes, bailed / paid fine got right out.

2007-12-26 09:58:01

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6882|Columbus, OH

wuz drunk and got arrested for fighting....was locked up in the drunk tank until sobered up, charges were dropped woohoo

2007-12-26 10:00:23

elbekko: Your lord and master; +36|6705|Leuven, Belgium

No, but I can drive.

2007-12-26 10:03:25

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6871|NYC / Hamburg

I've visited jail a couple of times with my university. Did my share of illegal things but never got caught. And yes, I can/am allowed to drive

so null

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2007-12-26 10:47:12

Rubix-Cubes: Member; +123|6959|UK

I am a affraid i have, onvce was when i split from my ex gf, and she locked me out of MY flat, i kicked the door in to get in and kick her out as she was a cheating slut, she called the police and when they came ( IT WAS 2 WOMEN ) she put on the tears, i told the police what had happend BUT as i kicked in MY door, and was shouting at her, they arrested me for breach of the peace ( IN MY OWN HOUSE) and domestic violence (FOR SHOUTING AT HER) anyways released after about 10 hours. as i was allowed a call, i rang HER mum, she went round to my house and kicked her out and told her she was not welcome at her house either, she had to go and ask he guy she cheated on me for if she could stay at his LMFAO he said NO!... he didnt relize she had a bf..

the other time was for football related things nothing major!!

2007-12-26 10:49:13

MetaL*: Banned; +188|6460|Anaheim, Mexifornia

DrunkenPirate wrote:
I've been a gud boi

2007-12-26 10:50:55

chittydog: less busy; +586|7138|Kubra, Damn it!

What does being able to drive have to do with being in jail?

2007-12-26 10:53:57

suomalainen_äijä: Member; +64|6469

Kiwi

2007-12-26 10:55:34

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6994|Devon, England

Wait... THis thread confuses me...

1. The name is "What kind of bird dosent fly?"
2. The poll is asking whether you've been in jail
3. People are asking "What does being able to drive have to do with being in jail?"

WTF is going on here...

2007-12-26 11:01:42

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6882|Columbus, OH

FFLink13 wrote:
Wait... THis thread confuses me...

1. The name is "What kind of bird dosent fly?"
2. The poll is asking whether you've been in jail
3. People are asking "What does being able to drive have to do with being in jail?"

WTF is going on here...

The Topic name throws me maybe a riddle = Jailbird and if you are old enough to drive, old enough to go to jail :\

2007-12-26 11:03:32

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7045|FUCK UBISOFT

Miguel Diaz wrote:
Penguins

This is the correct answer

2007-12-26 11:04:50

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6924|London, England

Coppers are never around when I do bad shit (bad enough to go to jail).

*touch wood*

Although I don't do much Jail-worthy crimes anyway

Last edited by Mek-Izzle (2007-12-26 11:05:31)

2007-12-26 11:10:29

(T)eflon(S)hadow: R.I.P. Neda; +456|7132|Grapevine, TX

FFLink13 wrote:
Wait... THis thread confuses me...

1. The name is "What kind of bird dosent fly?"
2. The poll is asking whether you've been in jail
3. People are asking "What does being able to drive have to do with being in jail?"

WTF is going on here...

1. The name is "What kind of bird dosent fly?" a Jail Bird
2. The poll is asking whether you've been in jail right...
3. People are asking "What does being able to drive have to do with being in jail?" the majority of laws broken are either in a motor vehicle, or somewhere you had to drive to... so thats the reason for the poll question...

I get confused by some polls here, too. Other than that, I think its pretty self-explanatory here

2007-12-26 11:12:29

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6947

yes. and to keep my security clearance im leaving it at that.

2007-12-26 11:14:49

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6934|Washington, DC

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
yes. and to keep my security clearance im leaving it at that.

GS here was caught doing the most dastardly of things...

... teaching an ostrich (a bird that can't fly) how to fly...

2007-12-26 11:15:31

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6749|The Land of Scott Walker

Null. I speed every day so I break the law on a daily basis. However, I have never been arrested.

2007-12-26 11:16:27

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,984|6935|949

Yep. Spent one week in jail for violating probation - I ran on the field after the Angels beat the Yankees in the 2002 Divisional Series. Got a tresspassing ticket and banned from the stadium for three years.

Jail sucks, especially when you are an inmate, not in a holding cell.

2007-12-26 11:20:10

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6947

Hurricane wrote:
GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
yes. and to keep my security clearance im leaving it at that.
GS here was caught doing the most dastardly of things...

... teaching an ostrich (a bird that can't fly) how to fly...

that sounds like an analogy for the iraqi government

2007-12-26 11:22:47

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6934|Washington, DC

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
yes. and to keep my security clearance im leaving it at that.
GS here was caught doing the most dastardly of things...

... teaching an ostrich (a bird that can't fly) how to fly...
that sounds like an analogy for the iraqi government

I'm that good...

too bad they don't do analogies on the SAT anymore (or do they?) because apparently one time there was like

"Runner is to marathon as oarsman is to ____" and the correct choice was regatta... apparently a high number of black test takers got it wrong, ppl cried "WTF RACIST" and thus the analogy section died.

2007-12-26 11:24:30

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6947

wtf is a regatta

2007-12-26 11:26:15

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6934|Washington, DC

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
wtf is a regatta

a boat race or something

edit: my sarcasm detector doesn't work if i'm tired >.>

Last edited by Hurricane (2007-12-26 11:26:32)

2007-12-26 12:57:20

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7070|UK

So basically your question is whether we are detrimental pricks to society? No im not.

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