QFTFlemishHCmaniac wrote:
I do sometimes when I get a split pee stream but that doesn't happen very often. Quite annoying tho.The split stream is a real condition, but this code doesn’t apply to you if you just occasionally wake up and pee in all directions like a sprinkler before it coalesces into a smooth even flow. This is probably caused by some residual debris in the urinary tube (urethra).
Poll
Do you pee on the toilet seat?
| yes | 38% | 38% - 35 | ||||
| no | 54% | 54% - 49 | ||||
| i sit | 6% | 6% - 6 | ||||
| Total: 90 | ||||||
Sometimes I get a retarded split stream, one stream goes dead on into the toilet while the other drops down from the end of my penis like a waterfall, on the floor .
Ashlite wrote:
i do for the lulz
Its called "The morning after a night of sex".FlemishHCmaniac wrote:
I do sometimes when I get a split pee stream but that doesn't happen very often. Quite annoying tho.The split stream is a real condition, but this code doesn’t apply to you if you just occasionally wake up and pee in all directions like a sprinkler before it coalesces into a smooth even flow. This is probably caused by some residual debris in the urinary tube (urethra).
Last edited by UK|Hooligan (2007-12-13 04:38:53)
No.
People are pigs
People are pigs
Or hairUK|Hooligan wrote:
Its called "The morning after a night of sex".FlemishHCmaniac wrote:
I do sometimes when I get a split pee stream but that doesn't happen very often. Quite annoying tho.The split stream is a real condition, but this code doesn’t apply to you if you just occasionally wake up and pee in all directions like a sprinkler before it coalesces into a smooth even flow. This is probably caused by some residual debris in the urinary tube (urethra).
I've lifted up a soggy pissed on toilet seat in a public toilet in edinburgh with my shoe, and unzipped my fly, and the seat fell back down and splashed my jeans.
Urinals or nothing for me from then on.
Urinals or nothing for me from then on.
At risk sounding stupid,
Has anyone one else been pissing no handed sneezed then pissed in your own eye, Cause it funkin burns
Has anyone one else been pissing no handed sneezed then pissed in your own eye, Cause it funkin burns
When it's windy, yes. Even the best of us can't aim perfect in a 90 Km/H crosswind. And man, does that ever make Willy cold. On those days, they have to bring Morning Glory down before the weather blows it away.
I do pride myself on my aim. You don't use it for a couple of decades without knowing how every piece works on the tool. Yet, as much as I am proud of my aim, I wouldn't be surprised if many of you have even better aim than mine- I haven't the chance to view the sport, other than my own practice.
Despite this recent panic over urine-covered toilet seats, I recommend a solution beneficial to everyone. Just stop. Hold it in. We'll all feel a lot better. Except you.
I do pride myself on my aim. You don't use it for a couple of decades without knowing how every piece works on the tool. Yet, as much as I am proud of my aim, I wouldn't be surprised if many of you have even better aim than mine- I haven't the chance to view the sport, other than my own practice.
Despite this recent panic over urine-covered toilet seats, I recommend a solution beneficial to everyone. Just stop. Hold it in. We'll all feel a lot better. Except you.
i dont want to knowgene_pool wrote:
I go directly into the diaper.
pfft, that only works when you piss into someones eye socket.robcr9 wrote:
or is it you dont want to give ppl YOUR aids, joking.
great job!gene_pool wrote:
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Nice Alkaline Trio reference.mtb0minime wrote:
shake like a dog shitting razor blades.