i notice at a lot of restaurants now that ppl are peeing on w.e now . floor toilet seat, wall . its stupid how lazy can you be? lol anyone else notice this
an they dont flush
an they dont flush
Poll
Do you pee on the toilet seat?
| yes | 38% | 38% - 35 | ||||
| no | 54% | 54% - 49 | ||||
| i sit | 6% | 6% - 6 | ||||
| Total: 90 | ||||||
do you not have any urinals in the restaurants that you go to. i dont have a crap at any public places (tmi).
Lol seriously have people run out of nice threads? and no
lol i have, but was sooo drunk i fell over and was peeing while leaning against the cubicle wall, which meant the pee went under the wall into the next cubicle lol, i hope no-one slipped
some and same i dont want aidsrobcr9 wrote:
do you not have any urinals in the restaurants that you go to. i dont have a crap at any public places (tmi).
just wondern how it is for other people around the worldNordemus wrote:
Lol seriously have people run out of nice threads? and no
or is it you dont want to give ppl YOUR aids, joking. when i just wake up i propably pee on the seat. tbh i not really assed cos ill just wipe it off (with toilet paper- i know your dirty minds)
if its already down and there's 'liquid' on it, i aint lifting it.
Of course I don't. In the rare occasion I must pee, I lift the toilet seat up like every good person should. (Don't worry, I don't touch it with my hands, that's sick; I just lift it up from the bottom with my shoe). And even if I do decide to pee with the seat down, I have accuracy and I don't shake like a dog shitting razor blades.
i do the same, i lift it with my shoe
or in the odd occasion i need to shit, ill try to go home, or if not i put like a billion pieces of toilet paper down or "hover" over the seat
or in the odd occasion i need to shit, ill try to go home, or if not i put like a billion pieces of toilet paper down or "hover" over the seat
i do for the lulz
no, I usually have pretty good aim. I am a pee sniper so to speak ...
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i only ever hit the floor or seat when i have to stand 2 feet back to avoid all the other piss on the floor. but otherwise i'd be a no.
It's funny cos, you probably don't know this but we actually do have natural "rifling" down there so that it doesn't go all over the place. Unless you aim it to do so.max wrote:
no, I usually have pretty good aim. I am a pee sniper so to speak ...
didn't know that. CoolMekstizzle wrote:
It's funny cos, you probably don't know this but we actually do have natural "rifling" down there so that it doesn't go all over the place. Unless you aim it to do so.max wrote:
no, I usually have pretty good aim. I am a pee sniper so to speak ...
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nope,
if you shake it more then twice, you're playing with it.
if you shake it more then twice, you're playing with it.
i play with my penis then..
I do sometimes when I get a split pee stream but that doesn't happen very often. Quite annoying tho.
The split stream is a real condition, but this code doesn’t apply to you if you just occasionally wake up and pee in all directions like a sprinkler before it coalesces into a smooth even flow. This is probably caused by some residual debris in the urinary tube (urethra).
i want to pee of something really high
Morning GloryFlemishHCmaniac wrote:
I do sometimes when I get a split pee stream but that doesn't happen very often. Quite annoying tho.The split stream is a real condition, but this code doesn’t apply to you if you just occasionally wake up and pee in all directions like a sprinkler before it coalesces into a smooth even flow. This is probably caused by some residual debris in the urinary tube (urethra).
Naw, I don't.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Not intentionally, and I always flush.
I have this recurring dream though about going to the toilet. You know those toilets which don't have individual urinals, but one long trough, well I always have this dream were I am needing to go to the toilet. I go up to the trough, but the floor is all wet (from pee), and then I start to slip and struggle to keep my balance. I either end up falling into all the pee, or I have to take some other measure to keep my balance, i.e. putting my hands up against the dirty wall, kneeling, or leading against the back of the trough.
Weird dream.
I have this recurring dream though about going to the toilet. You know those toilets which don't have individual urinals, but one long trough, well I always have this dream were I am needing to go to the toilet. I go up to the trough, but the floor is all wet (from pee), and then I start to slip and struggle to keep my balance. I either end up falling into all the pee, or I have to take some other measure to keep my balance, i.e. putting my hands up against the dirty wall, kneeling, or leading against the back of the trough.
Weird dream.
I usually just open the door and stand 5 meters from the bowl and piss in a HUGE arc
Toilet? What's that?
^*AlphA*^ wrote:
nope,
if you shake it more then twice, you're playing with it.
lol.. You pee outside the house/building....?some_random_panda wrote:
Toilet? What's that?
I don't pee on the seat.. and I hardly use public toilets unless its a urinal or a place that is known to be clean..