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Poll

Have you ever made a poem?

Yes, let me tell you one(or more)63%63% - 28
No, I can't think of anything20%20% - 9
Poem?15%15% - 7
Total: 44
2007-11-29 12:33:44
Acrnstlkr
Member
+11|6300|Iowa, USA

naightknifar wrote:

Acrnstlkr wrote:

there was an old lady from wheeling
who had a particular feeling
she laid on her back
tickled her crack and pissed all over the ceiling!
Pathetic. Wheeling is stupid name as a place.

There was an old woman from Eling.     http://www.totton-and-eling.demon.co.uk/
Who had a particular feeling
She laid on her back
OPENED her crack, not tickled, and pissed all over the ceiling.

Get it right.
how about?
there was a man from boston
he drove himself an aston
he had enough room for his ass and a gallon of gas and his balls fell out and he lost them

Last edited by Acrnstlkr (2007-11-29 12:34:22)

2007-11-29 13:09:35
LOG
dain bramaged
+51|6425|Punta Gorda,Florida
a poem by andrew dice clay...hickory dickory dock.. well you know the rest
you learn the true meaning of life when you see houses and cars blow by like leaves on a windy day.
2007-11-29 13:12:27
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6436|Carnoustie, Scotland
Poems in school, lyrics in my own time.
2007-11-29 13:23:51
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6772
Roses are reddish




Violets are Bluish




If it was not for Jesus






We'd all be Muslim.
2007-11-29 13:41:37
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6865|Southampton, UK

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

Roses are reddish




Violets are Bluish




If it was not for Jesus






We'd all be Muslim.
QFE.



Roses are black
Violets are purple
Your all fucking tards
And I leik caek.
2007-11-29 19:38:38
BolvisOculus
Spagett!
+167|6922|Manitowoc, WI
Yeah, I have to write them in English class.  Mine actually were pretty good.
2007-11-29 20:34:20
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6823|Adelaide, South Australia

gene_pool wrote:

Only because I had to in English.
2007-11-29 20:37:28
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6988|United States of America
During English class I wrote a haiku about the huge burden that our research paper was....that's probably the most effort I've put into a poem that I wasn't required to write.
2007-11-29 20:43:58
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6866|British Columbia, Canada

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

gene_pool wrote:

Only because I had to in English.
2007-11-29 20:51:29
djphetal
Go Ducks.
+346|6639|Oregon
people who think poetry is lame/"gay"/emo have obviously not read some great poetry.
the majority of poetry, just like the majority of anything, is really shitty (maybe with the exception of cheese).
but really, really good poetry... is really, really good.

 

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