You post weird screen shots, I explain them

2007-07-25 01:10:00

#1

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6697

Okay n00bs here's the deal. You guys go find funny/weird screen shots and I will comment on them, explaining what exactly is going on. The only two rules are you can't make one that is just about you pwning n00bs, if it is just a "look at mai 1337n355", and you cannot make ones about glitches with localitaion files (i.e it says you killed someone with a weapon you wheren't using or it says you did something like die or get a certain type of point when you actually didn't). If you do post a screenshot that falls under either of those catagories I will disregard it. Have fun.

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2007-07-25 01:17:40

#2

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6792|British Columbia, Canada

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2007-07-25 01:19:47

#3

Crypto_420: Member; +25|7072|Portland

low rider

2007-07-25 01:24:32

#4

N.A.T.O: The People’s Champion; +59|6669|A drop house

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2007-07-25 01:27:28

#5

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6748|Adelaide, South Australia

N.A.T.O wrote:
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Skaters with novelty sized boards.

2007-07-25 03:11:19

#6

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6620|fåking denmark

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2007-07-25 03:12:28

#7

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6861|Finland

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:
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FF is on.

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-07-25 03:44:48

#8

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6724|Sydney, Australia

OK so he makes a thread and then leaves.

2007-07-25 13:57:55

#9

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6697

N.A.T.O wrote:

That's a classic case of DWO, Driving While Oriental

Lietenant_Jensen wrote:

You fail at Jihad

LT.Victim wrote:
I have a feeling this thread isn't going to go very well, but I'll give it a try..

Well apparently you gotta join his squad- Get on it!

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2007-07-25 14:01:15

#10

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6519|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Okay, smart guy.

Notice I got a driver kill assist. Except I killed him with C4. On IO.

2007-07-25 14:03:18

#11

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6697

cowami wrote:
Okay, smart guy.

Notice I got a driver kill assist. Except I killed him with C4. On IO.

Some one fucked up your localization files.

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2007-07-25 14:04:37

#12

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6519|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
cowami wrote:
Okay, smart guy.
http://i9.tinypic.com/4tp49k1.png
Notice I got a driver kill assist. Except I killed him with C4. On IO.
Some one fucked up your localization files.

I doubt it. Even if it were supposed to say that I got a "kill damage assist", I got the kill, so that would go to somewhere else.

Maybe it's one of those strange little glitches that BF2 just has?

2007-07-25 14:08:59

#13

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6697

cowami wrote:
doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
cowami wrote:
Okay, smart guy.
http://i9.tinypic.com/4tp49k1.png
Notice I got a driver kill assist. Except I killed him with C4. On IO.
Some one fucked up your localization files.
I doubt it. Even if it were supposed to say that I got a "kill damage assist", I got the kill, so that would go to somewhere else.

Maybe it's one of those strange little glitches that BF2 just has?

Maybe it is. But I had to give the funniest possible explanation and you didn't give a very funny screen shot.

2007-07-25 14:10:19

#14

RECONDO67: Member; +60|6865|miami FL

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2007-07-25 14:11:33

#15

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|6913|West Yorkshire, U.K

Lol this threads gone tits up already.

2007-07-25 14:11:57

#16

Retalliation[1337]: Robin Hood ---> "u got arrownd"; +51|6703|Belgium

edit: this is a reply to kark io driver kill assist tbh

I know how u used the lmg in the same round it happens all the time if while u used it and the next guy uses it and if hes standing in it the moment u make a kill with w/e it just gives u a driver kill assist (seeing as the lmg is defined as a vehicle according to bf2)
There u go a perfect logic explanation and i tested it it so 99.99% reliable data

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2007-07-25 14:18:11

#17

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6697

RECONDO67 wrote:

That guy is doing a handstand so he can deny you a easy headshot kill.

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2007-07-25 14:20:07

#18

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6452|Escea

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2007-07-25 14:21:18

#19

XeromeXWarrior: XeromeX = Zero-Sex?; +8|6367

You kinda fail on the comments >.<

2007-07-25 14:24:25

#20

Sgt.Kyle: Kyle; +48|6712|P-way, NJ

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2007-07-25 14:25:13

#21

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6697

M.O.A.B wrote:

He is the mysterious genie in a table, as all the lamps and bottles where already taken my better genies.

Not cool, the poor guy got his legs cut off and you want me to make fun of it?

Im in ur matrix, being teh 1

He is looking at a cloud that is shaped like a penis

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2007-07-25 14:26:36

#22

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6697

Sgt.Kyle wrote:
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Once again, whoever did your localization files fucked up.

2007-07-25 14:29:20

#23

Sgt.Kyle: Kyle; +48|6712|P-way, NJ

Or you fail to answer....

2007-07-25 14:29:57

#24

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6557

Oh Ya TOUGH GUY?

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Explain THAT. I was in the gunner seat and got hit with an AT round right as I bailed out to repair the tank and I got a death message saying I was killed by the guy.

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2007-07-25 14:33:17

#25

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6452|Escea

Explain what Jappe is pointing at and how it occured,

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doctastrangelove1964 wrote:

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doctastrangelove1964 wrote:

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RECONDO67 wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

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