Cheerspers0nah wrote:
To your kids..
" With my last words i leave you with something that only experience has taught me...
If at first you dont succeed...
You fail.
"
If I was shot/stabbed = "Now why would you go and do a thing like that? I hope you realise how dangerous and painful that is."
Old age/illness = "Bollocks. Cancel the Sky TV contract...."
In public = "And for my next trick....."
On TV = " Check this crazy shit out, I can hold my breath for over a week...."
Old age/illness = "Bollocks. Cancel the Sky TV contract...."
In public = "And for my next trick....."
On TV = " Check this crazy shit out, I can hold my breath for over a week...."
Last edited by Penetrator_01 (2007-06-13 16:28:54)
Not a problemFFLink13 wrote:
Cheerspers0nah wrote:
To your kids..
" With my last words i leave you with something that only experience has taught me...
If at first you dont succeed...
You fail.
"
While drunk, to guy holding Desert Eagle/SOCOM: "Bah. I'll bet that little gun can't penetrate my skull. Gimme that."
Last edited by k30dxedle (2007-06-13 16:32:29)
Say to whoever is near you 'Tell...your wife....i...love her...'
I'd probably say something like...hell here i come.
OR
wow heavens overrated
OR
Hi Jesus
OR
Oh i'm seriously gonna haunt you bitch!!!
OR
I feel myself becoming one with the force, it is good.
OR
excellent my death shall start the countdown to world war 3.
OR
I see the light, oh wait no thats just the street lights.
OR
well this sucks.
I spent too much time thinking of these. though i'd probably use the "going to haunt you bitch!!"
OR
wow heavens overrated
OR
Hi Jesus
OR
Oh i'm seriously gonna haunt you bitch!!!
OR
I feel myself becoming one with the force, it is good.
OR
excellent my death shall start the countdown to world war 3.
OR
I see the light, oh wait no thats just the street lights.
OR
well this sucks.
I spent too much time thinking of these. though i'd probably use the "going to haunt you bitch!!"
Say to the wife (in gruff voice)
You know, break it to her nicely...
You know, break it to her nicely...
Actually, I changed my mind. Random numbers in a dramatic voice so the guy I say it to can spend millions hiring people with supercomputers to decode it, only to find it translates to complete crap such as "curtain fifty paper happily is an fattening flash two speak erase solar plexus emit".
The most generic one i would say is "fuck this..."
But if I do something to kill myself it would be preceded by "Dont worry its fine..." or "theres no way thatll kill me..."
But if I do something to kill myself it would be preceded by "Dont worry its fine..." or "theres no way thatll kill me..."
LMAO.[-DER-]Omega wrote:
Medic!!!!!11
I'd say "I get to heaven before you!"
Last one to heaven is a cunt!!
XDPenetrator_01 wrote:
Say to the wife (in gruff voice)
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/7480 … 307um1.jpg
You know, break it to her nicely...
IF I die in hospital:
Me: "Nurse, I have a final request"
Nurse: "O rly? whats that?"
Me: "Sit on my face and lick my balls"
[/life]
Me: "Nurse, I have a final request"
Nurse: "O rly? whats that?"
Me: "Sit on my face and lick my balls"
[/life]
If I were to die in an extremely painful way and get rushed to the ER and be in extreme pain, I'd yell at my doctor, "Kill me, or else you are a murderer!"
"you people wouldn't think anything less of me if I shit myself, would you?"
I dont know about Women. ( never watched one die ) but for men Their last word seems to be their first. Mom or some variation.
So plan all you want. In the end its usually all the same.
So plan all you want. In the end its usually all the same.
My first was "truck"... So that doesn't bode too well for me, now does it?
I would say,
"I actually wrote up a list of people who I'd like to thank in my life. The list includes..."
Dead.
"I actually wrote up a list of people who I'd like to thank in my life. The list includes..."
Dead.
i would literally say "damit this sucks balls"
or my counter strike source side on me would say "bet ct half"
or my counter strike source side on me would say "bet ct half"
You can count on me to scream some convulted form of "Shit" if something bad is about to happen.
That's probobly what will happen on my deathbed. "SHEEEEEEET!!!" /beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
That's probobly what will happen on my deathbed. "SHEEEEEEET!!!" /beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
for anyone who frequents my vent:
*in a down-syndromed accent* "How many are you?"
*in a wog accent* "Oh your fucking nicked"
when getting murdered:
"Fucking rego"
"ns"
"You realise the admins perm ban for that?"
"I bet you can't do that twice punk"
"My KD is better then yours, that was just a lucky shot"
"Excuse me pub nub, I play in CAL"
"I knew I should have eco'd that round" (CS related)
and one for all purposes:
"OMG MACHOP IS EVOLVING!!!"
*in a down-syndromed accent* "How many are you?"
*in a wog accent* "Oh your fucking nicked"
when getting murdered:
"Fucking rego"
"ns"
"You realise the admins perm ban for that?"
"I bet you can't do that twice punk"
"My KD is better then yours, that was just a lucky shot"
"Excuse me pub nub, I play in CAL"
"I knew I should have eco'd that round" (CS related)
and one for all purposes:
"OMG MACHOP IS EVOLVING!!!"
=SoE=GuStick wrote:
i never die
15 more years! 15 more years!
This man is Pure Genius.SargeV1.4 wrote:
you could always pull a fake - spare your last efforts and act dead, then say "SURPRISE" and spasm up in your loved ones faces before dieing
I'd say, "I got perm banned from life. Fuck you Mods"
Last edited by S3v3N (2007-06-13 21:56:38)
"If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine."
Banzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!
