Things to say before you die.

SEREMAKER wrote:
if I was about to be shot, I would yell

" Watch out behind you " -------- then take off running

if I was poisoned or something like that - I would walk into a mall or somewhere crowded and take a shit in the middle and then wait to die (hopefully it comes quick bc thats some embarrassing shit)

roflcakes plus one about the shit

2007-06-13 15:23:16

#34

Tjasso: the "Commander"; +102|6744|the Netherlands

RoosterCantrell wrote:
"I buried forty thousand dollars in----"

and here's the map ... L(*)(*)L

last words: Ooh ja !

Last edited by Tjasso (2007-06-13 15:24:58)

2007-06-13 15:26:17

#35

Twist: Too old to be doing this sh*t; +103|6744|Little blue planet, milky way

Statistically, I'll probably go in either an accident (work or automotive) or from a heart attack. Either way sounds painfull, so I'd probably say something like:

"crap that HURTS !!!!"

2007-06-13 15:27:01

#36

David.P: Banned; +649|6495

Depends.

Stabbed: I'd laugh maniacally like the joker

Shot: I'd say "MotherFuckerrrrrrrrr......"

Beaten to death: You can kill me but i wont stay dead

2007-06-13 15:31:30

#37

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6575|West NY

lavadisk wrote:
"Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu."

No. just kidding.

I'd probably say something epic but I dont know what yet.

Wtf does that mean....

Anyways I'd say "Oh shit I forgot to tell you!" with a shocked expression. then i'd close my eyes slowly and quietly die.

2007-06-13 15:48:12

#38

StormsGathering: Member; +2|6638|Center of the US

More than likely, as with any time I've fallen and busted my ass or whatever, it'd be a very short, staccato "Shit!" Especially if I die from skydiving. One hell of a long, quiet fall, and then several feet from the ground "sht" and then the splat.

2007-06-13 15:51:45

#39

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6701|Somewhere else

"I was a lesbian Scapegoat"

That will keep them wondering for eternity. No answers. Just one big WTF that they will never solve.

2007-06-13 15:56:14

#40

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|7051|Denver colorado

Noobpatty wrote:
lavadisk wrote:
"Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu."

No. just kidding.

I'd probably say something epic but I dont know what yet.
Wtf does that mean....

Anyways I'd say "Oh shit I forgot to tell you!" with a shocked expression. then i'd close my eyes slowly and quietly die.

Its a particle in the japanese language that became an internet meme.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid … ;plindex=0

2007-06-13 15:56:50

#41

pers0nah: Waste Kid; +271|6803|MANCHESTERRR

FFLink13 wrote:
doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
Son of a bitch.

what!? You to!?

BASTARD :@

Last edited by pers0nah (2007-06-13 16:21:06)

2007-06-13 15:57:26

#42

Bull3t: stephen brule; +83|6523

Want to know what I would say?

"Fuck You".

2007-06-13 16:01:02

#43

pers0nah: Waste Kid; +271|6803|MANCHESTERRR

FFLink13 wrote:
pers0nah wrote:
FFLink13 wrote:

Son of a bitch.
what!? You to!?

BASTARD :@
Huh?

i thought i got the joke, if it was a joke...

evidently i didnt. Lmao.

carry on.

2007-06-13 16:05:40

#44

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6996|Noizyland

I have always believed that my last words would be "Relax, I know exactly what I'm doing."

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2007-06-13 16:07:11

#45

Yaocelotl: :D; +221|6871|Keyboard

Enemy boat spotted

2007-06-13 16:10:42

#46

RiceKrispie: Member; +27|6609|Ottawa, ON

"Today I broke my record for consecutive days alive"

or

"Lag"

Last edited by RiceKrispie (2007-06-13 16:15:06)

2007-06-13 16:17:17

#47

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6552|teh alien spaceshit

Bruce lee and chuck norris will kill you if you kill me and I will also kill you if you kill me.

2007-06-13 16:18:19

#48

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6552|teh alien spaceshit

thtthht wrote:
Bruce lee and chuck norris will kill you if you kill me and I will also kill you if you kill me.

Or maybe something like this is a gay map or ak-101 whore.

2007-06-13 16:19:12

#49

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6759|Long Island, New York

Noobpatty wrote:
lavadisk wrote:
"Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu."

No. just kidding.

I'd probably say something epic but I dont know what yet.
Wtf does that mean....

Anyways I'd say "Oh shit I forgot to tell you!" with a shocked expression. then i'd close my eyes slowly and quietly die.

You're obviously not a /b/tard.

2007-06-13 16:23:32

#50

pers0nah: Waste Kid; +271|6803|MANCHESTERRR

To your kids..

" With my last words i leave you with something that only experience has taught me...

If at first you dont succeed...

You fail.

"

BF2S Forums Things to say before you die.

[-DER-]Omega wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

RoosterCantrell wrote:

lavadisk wrote:

Noobpatty wrote:

lavadisk wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

pers0nah wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

thtthht wrote:

Noobpatty wrote:

lavadisk wrote:

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