ATG wrote:
I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.
Poll
Had a Vasectomy?
| Yes, it was casual | 5% | 5% - 11 | ||||
| Not my happysack! | 94% | 94% - 197 | ||||
| Total: 208 | ||||||
Wait wait wait...
You get a vasectomy and then no more... Liquid? That sucks... I thought it would just like... Neautralise them or something...
Even though it can get messy sometimes, I don't think I would ever give up my cum suply
You get a vasectomy and then no more... Liquid? That sucks... I thought it would just like... Neautralise them or something...
Even though it can get messy sometimes, I don't think I would ever give up my cum suply
Ahahaha of all the references to other things in this thread, this was by far the funniest!.smtt686 wrote:
watch out, even after the magazine is pulled, there is still a live round in the chamber! Takes a few weeks for them to die or become extinct!ATG wrote:
From what I hear, I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.ghettoperson wrote:
Does this mean you can pleasure yourself forever/until your bits erode away?
15 more years! 15 more years!
ATG, When you get back you have to post the name of your doc. My doc was Dr. Wadsworth.
No joke!
No joke!
If I get married, I'll have to tell the wife I'm getting a vasectomy, then back out.ATG wrote:
From what I hear, I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.ghettoperson wrote:
Does this mean you can pleasure yourself forever/until your bits erode away?
I pity you with every fiber of my being. The wife making you do it?ATG wrote:
I'm told I will be in man pain for 2-3 days.
Anybody have experience?
pull the bolt and the round is gone...although referencing it to this subject, whatever "pulling the bolt" could mean definently wouldn't be pretty ...
....neither would "new magazine"
....neither would "new magazine"
The only thing is, i no longer have to consider my weapon loaded, but i can still play gunsies.Noobpatty wrote:
pull the bolt and the round is gone...although referencing it to this subject, whatever "pulling the bolt" could mean definently wouldn't be pretty ...
....neither would "new magazine"
so its like paintball, all the fun of guns without all the death ?smtt686 wrote:
The only thing is, i no longer have to consider my weapon loaded, but i can still play gunsies.Noobpatty wrote:
pull the bolt and the round is gone...although referencing it to this subject, whatever "pulling the bolt" could mean definently wouldn't be pretty ...
....neither would "new magazine"
Exactly, but when you "shoot" at your wife, there is still a discharge, but, she does not end up with a painful red welp, or any pain for that matter.surgeon_bond wrote:
so its like paintball, all the fun of guns without all the death ?smtt686 wrote:
The only thing is, i no longer have to consider my weapon loaded, but i can still play gunsies.Noobpatty wrote:
pull the bolt and the round is gone...although referencing it to this subject, whatever "pulling the bolt" could mean definently wouldn't be pretty ...
....neither would "new magazine"
You flush after they cut.mKmalfunction wrote:
If I get married, I'll have to tell the wife I'm getting a vasectomy, then back out.ATG wrote:
From what I hear, I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.ghettoperson wrote:
Does this mean you can pleasure yourself forever/until your bits erode away?
Update.
The pain killer didn't work so well; I could feel him slice into my right nut.
I asked for my lydocane, and everything was fine until they pulled the vien from the left one to tie it off.
It hurt so bad I jerked and kneeded his intrument table. It was kind of a big deal and everybody freaked.
It felt like the vien in my left one got pulled in a pair of pliers, which, esentially it did.
I also bled a lot.
Got the frozen peas on the crotch, working on a good beer buzz, thinking about a tylenol 3, fuck I cant spell for shit right now and I've sat down as long as I can.
LAter!
Jesus fucking H Christ on a popsicle stick...ATG wrote:
I could feel him slice into my right nut.mKmalfunction wrote:
If I get married, I'll have to tell the wife I'm getting a vasectomy, then back out.ATG wrote:
From what I hear, I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.
I asked for my lydocane, and everything was fine until they pulled the vien from the left one to tie it off.
It hurt so bad I jerked and kneeded his intrument table. It was kind of a big deal and everybody freaked.
It felt like the vien in my left one got pulled in a pair of pliers, which, esentially it did.
I also bled a lot.
I had to cover my eyes while reading that... fuck....
For some reason, it literaly feels terrible thinking about anything happening to my nuts..... so tell me, ...
nvm dont tell me
15 more years! 15 more years!
Holy hell ATG, that sucks!ATG wrote:
You flush after they cut.mKmalfunction wrote:
If I get married, I'll have to tell the wife I'm getting a vasectomy, then back out.ATG wrote:
From what I hear, I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.
Update.
The pain killer didn't work so well; I could feel him slice into my right nut.
I asked for my lydocane, and everything was fine until they pulled the vien from the left one to tie it off.
It hurt so bad I jerked and kneeded his intrument table. It was kind of a big deal and everybody freaked.
It felt like the vien in my left one got pulled in a pair of pliers, which, esentially it did.
I also bled a lot.
Got the frozen peas on the crotch, working on a good beer buzz, thinking about a tylenol 3, fuck I cant spell for shit right now and I've sat down as long as I can.
LAter!
But honestly better you than her if you're doing it for birth control reasons. Hysterectomys are a hell of a lot worse (cuz they like.. take out everything) and they have to be on horomone replacement (pretty much instant breast cancer at this point).
Anywho, way to take one for the team. There's nothing more dick than a guy who makes his wife get a hysterectomy...
The surgeon didn't knock you out?! That's gotta be damn painful, and I wouldn't be able to bear WATCHING someone putting a sharp knife into my nuts.ATG wrote:
You flush after they cut.mKmalfunction wrote:
If I get married, I'll have to tell the wife I'm getting a vasectomy, then back out.ATG wrote:
From what I hear, I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.
Update.
The pain killer didn't work so well; I could feel him slice into my right nut.
I asked for my lydocane, and everything was fine until they pulled the vien from the left one to tie it off.
It hurt so bad I jerked and kneeded his intrument table. It was kind of a big deal and everybody freaked.
It felt like the vien in my left one got pulled in a pair of pliers, which, esentially it did.
I also bled a lot.
Got the frozen peas on the crotch, working on a good beer buzz, thinking about a tylenol 3, fuck I cant spell for shit right now and I've sat down as long as I can.
LAter!
no there is still liquid. A vasectomy cuts the tube between the testicle and the gun, and that only prevents the millions of little swimmers to come out. But the liquid is created mainly by the prostate, and the link between it and the gun will still be there.FFLink13 wrote:
Wait wait wait...
You get a vasectomy and then no more... Liquid? That sucks... I thought it would just like... Neautralise them or something...
Even though it can get messy sometimes, I don't think I would ever give up my cum suply
So basically ATG will be shooting his liquid like before but without his millions of little guys.
They dont actually need put you out. Its considered "a minor procedure" (no pun intended). When i had mine, it really did not hurt. It was uncorfortable, but not painful. The next few days were actually worse than the actual procedure.
However, when it did not work the first time, they put me under for the second time, and everything was a lot better (except for having to do it over again). I do remember counting down to 96 from 100 and then it was lights out!
Hope you recover soon ATG!
However, when it did not work the first time, they put me under for the second time, and everything was a lot better (except for having to do it over again). I do remember counting down to 96 from 100 and then it was lights out!
Hope you recover soon ATG!
Hope it goes well & that the doctor has a steady hand. I'll never have to have it done because my girl cannot get pregnant, her tubes are gone. I hear it's better for the man to get it because it's less invasive , but I think that was a rumor started by women.
Ask for good pain killers bud!
Ouch! I just read your latest post! Get better quick so you can make the wife pay for this barbarism!
Ask for good pain killers bud!
Ouch! I just read your latest post! Get better quick so you can make the wife pay for this barbarism!
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Bummer. For both of us. You more so.ATG wrote:
You flush after they cut.mKmalfunction wrote:
If I get married, I'll have to tell the wife I'm getting a vasectomy, then back out.ATG wrote:
From what I hear, I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.
Update.
The pain killer didn't work so well; I could feel him slice into my right nut.
I asked for my lydocane, and everything was fine until they pulled the vien from the left one to tie it off.
It hurt so bad I jerked and kneeded his intrument table. It was kind of a big deal and everybody freaked.
It felt like the vien in my left one got pulled in a pair of pliers, which, esentially it did.
I also bled a lot.
Got the frozen peas on the crotch, working on a good beer buzz, thinking about a tylenol 3, fuck I cant spell for shit right now and I've sat down as long as I can.
LAter!
AAAARRGGHHH! That's going to give me nightmares! You also made my genitels retreat inside my body.ATG wrote:
You flush after they cut.mKmalfunction wrote:
If I get married, I'll have to tell the wife I'm getting a vasectomy, then back out.ATG wrote:
From what I hear, I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.
Update.
The pain killer didn't work so well; I could feel him slice into my right nut.
I asked for my lydocane, and everything was fine until they pulled the vien from the left one to tie it off.
It hurt so bad I jerked and kneeded his intrument table. It was kind of a big deal and everybody freaked.
It felt like the vien in my left one got pulled in a pair of pliers, which, esentially it did.
I also bled a lot.
Got the frozen peas on the crotch, working on a good beer buzz, thinking about a tylenol 3, fuck I cant spell for shit right now and I've sat down as long as I can.
LAter!
All this talk of scrotal snipping is making me feel queasy.
I wouldn't let anyone slice and dice anything down there.
I wouldn't let anyone slice and dice anything down there.
The doctor said I was the second guy in 200 operations whom the pain medication didn't numb totally.some_random_panda wrote:
The surgeon didn't knock you out?! That's gotta be damn painful, and I wouldn't be able to bear WATCHING someone putting a sharp knife into my nuts.ATG wrote:
You flush after they cut.mKmalfunction wrote:
If I get married, I'll have to tell the wife I'm getting a vasectomy, then back out.
Update.
The pain killer didn't work so well; I could feel him slice into my right nut.
I asked for my lydocane, and everything was fine until they pulled the vien from the left one to tie it off.
It hurt so bad I jerked and kneeded his intrument table. It was kind of a big deal and everybody freaked.
It felt like the vien in my left one got pulled in a pair of pliers, which, esentially it did.
I also bled a lot.
Got the frozen peas on the crotch, working on a good beer buzz, thinking about a tylenol 3, fuck I cant spell for shit right now and I've sat down as long as I can.
LAter!
It wasn't uncomfortable, it was torture. All good now, no pain or swelling yet. All day on my ass with the wife bringing me beers and making me food.
I'm gonna milk this for all it's worth.
bert how come you don't reply to me now...?
Argh fuck ive not stopped cringing!ATG wrote:
You flush after they cut.mKmalfunction wrote:
If I get married, I'll have to tell the wife I'm getting a vasectomy, then back out.ATG wrote:
From what I hear, I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.
Update.
The pain killer didn't work so well; I could feel him slice into my right nut.
I asked for my lydocane, and everything was fine until they pulled the vien from the left one to tie it off.
It hurt so bad I jerked and kneeded his intrument table. It was kind of a big deal and everybody freaked.
It felt like the vien in my left one got pulled in a pair of pliers, which, esentially it did.
I also bled a lot.
Got the frozen peas on the crotch, working on a good beer buzz, thinking about a tylenol 3, fuck I cant spell for shit right now and I've sat down as long as I can.
LAter!
arrghrtgihreh
AGHKK! I can almost feel the pain
Here's something that'll REALLY make you guys cringe:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
You're a strong man ATG. Reading your details made my nether region quiver.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
You're a strong man ATG. Reading your details made my nether region quiver.