Best Worst Joke

2007-04-25 05:42:09

#451

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6771|Kent, UK

A Paedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods at night holding hands. The little boy looks up at the dirty old man and says "I'm scared!"
The Paedo turns to him and says "you're scared?? I gotta walk out of here on my own!!"

2007-04-25 05:43:22

#452

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6776|Southampton, UK

^KoB^Buckles wrote:
A Paedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods at night holding hands. The little boy looks up at the dirty old man and says "I'm scared!"
The Paedo turns to him and says "you're scared?? I gotta walk out of here on my own!!"

I lol'd.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both walk into little boys rooms, and leave with empty sacks.

2007-04-25 05:45:06

#453

theDude5B: Cool member; +804|6965

What does a Fat girl and a Moped have in common?

They are both fun to ride until your mates catch you!

2007-04-25 05:45:40

#454

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6771|Kent, UK

Dirty old man pulls up in his car next to a little boy walking home, he rolls down the window and says
"hey little boy, if i give you a sweet, will you come in my car?"
The little boy says
"hey mister, gimme the whole bag and i'll come in your mouth"

2007-04-25 05:52:25

#455

hate&discontent: USMC 0311 SEMPER FI; +69|6603|USA, MICHIGAN

why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?

because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

2007-04-25 07:17:01

#456

namsdrawkcaB: Biggest n00blet around!; +35|6514

For all you AUSSIES

What cant you give an aboriginal??

A Black eye and a fat Lip!!

LOL!

2007-04-25 07:18:12

#457

namsdrawkcaB: Biggest n00blet around!; +35|6514

Knightnifer wrote:
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both walk into little boys rooms, and leave with empty sacks.

LOL!

2007-04-25 13:32:50

#458

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6438|Escea

Never buy Ukranian underpants, why?

Chernobyl fallout

(Only works if you say chernobyl a certain way)

2007-04-25 13:33:35

#459

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6776|Southampton, UK

namsdrawkcaB wrote:
Knightnifer wrote:
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both walk into little boys rooms, and leave with empty sacks.
LOL!

Yay i made someone "LOL".

2007-04-25 17:02:26

#460

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6709|Sydney, Australia

Did you hear about the car which was completely made out of timber?

It wooden go!

2007-04-25 21:27:14

#461

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|6911|NJ

OH one I made up.. Pick up line...

When you see a girl taking a drink off her drink walk up to her and say
"what's better then two Ruffies in my pocket"
she'll look and say "what"
and your answer will be
"One of them in your drink"

2007-04-26 01:21:35

#462

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|6934|Melbourne, Australia

Funny pick up line :

I shit my pants can i get in yours

2007-04-26 04:28:29

#463

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6709|Sydney, Australia

@ cpt.fass1: What's a Ruffie?

@ I.M.I Militant: I'd be worried if a girl answered in the affirmative.

2007-04-27 04:28:49

#464

theDude5B: Cool member; +804|6965

David Beckham has been asked to arrange '66 World cup hero, Alan Ball's funeral.

At a press conference today at Wembley, Victoria said "David is a dead ball specialist, so it makes perfect sense."

2007-04-27 05:28:20

#465

madmax: Member; +12|6476|perth, w.a.

here is some kiwi jokes. i got told today

why do kiwis buy kilts
coz the sheep are getting used to the sound of the zipper

why are kiwis buying hill top farms
coz the sheep push back harder

why cant u get a good head job in Australia
coz all the penis suckers are in new zealand

2007-04-27 05:32:45

#466

Macca: Cylons' my kinda frak; +72|6660|Australia.

I'm not sure if someones posted this, as I can't be bothered going through 18 pages of bad jokes.

So, here goes.

Person 1: "Oh my, did you hear Willie Nelson got hit by a bus yesterday"
Person 2: "Oh no, really?" (They should say somethin like that)
Person 1: "Yeah, he was on the road again"

2007-04-27 05:35:49

#467

xINTERMISSIONx: Member; +71|6772|A dark hole....

its black and if it falls down your heater is broken

answer: your heater

2007-04-27 05:37:58

#468

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6620|NSW, Australia

xINTERMISSIONx wrote:
its black and if it falls down your heater is broken
answer: your heater

what?

2007-04-27 06:27:04

#469

xINTERMISSIONx: Member; +71|6772|A dark hole....

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
xINTERMISSIONx wrote:
its black and if it falls down your heater is broken
answer: your heater
what?

do i need to explain???

ok...

your heater is black (most of the times) and if it falls down it is broken (most of the times) soo.

its black and if it falls down your heater is broken?

answer: your heater..... :S

Please not laugh....

Last edited by xINTERMISSIONx (2007-04-27 06:29:00)

2007-04-27 06:42:04

#470

Macca: Cylons' my kinda frak; +72|6660|Australia.

xINTERMISSIONx wrote:
<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
xINTERMISSIONx wrote:
its black and if it falls down your heater is broken
answer: your heater
what?
do i need to explain???

ok...

your heater is black (most of the times) and if it falls down it is broken (most of the times) soo.

its black and if it falls down your heater is broken?

answer: your heater..... :S

Please not laugh....

I don't geddit. You're talking about a joke about pubic hair?

2007-04-27 06:45:02

#471

xINTERMISSIONx: Member; +71|6772|A dark hole....

Macca wrote:
xINTERMISSIONx wrote:
<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

what?
do i need to explain???

ok...

your heater is black (most of the times) and if it falls down it is broken (most of the times) soo.

its black and if it falls down your heater is broken?

answer: your heater..... :S

Please not laugh....
I don't geddit. You're talking about a joke about pubic hair?

noo noo the other meaning of that word......i dont know the english word of it so i translated it on the internet...but i mean that thing what warms up the heat in the house

2007-07-24 04:57:39

#472

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6771|Kent, UK

How do you get a hundred babies in a bucket?
With a blender

How do you get a hundred babies out of the bucket again?
With doritoes

*CLEAR* Thread revival ftw

2007-07-24 05:03:31

#473

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6605

Buckles wrote:
A Paedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods at night holding hands. The little boy looks up at the dirty old man and says "I'm scared!"
The Paedo turns to him and says "you're scared?? I gotta walk out of here on my own!!"

Cough, cough. Damn that's original.

https://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/comicforestscary3.png

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

2007-07-24 05:32:34

#474

tjocka_vita_kisset: The Sweede; +15|6359|Malmö, Sweden

Micheal Jackson and his bodyguards and some children were out sailing.
Suddenly the ship started to sink so the bodyguards said to Micheal:
"- Save yourself!"

And MJ said:
"- But what about the children?"

Bodyguards:
"- Fuck the children!"

MJ:
"- Do we really have time for that?!"

2007-07-24 05:36:55

#475

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6771|Kent, UK

some_random_panda wrote:
Buckles wrote:
A Paedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods at night holding hands. The little boy looks up at the dirty old man and says "I'm scared!"
The Paedo turns to him and says "you're scared?? I gotta walk out of here on my own!!"
Cough, cough. Damn that's original.
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Com … scary3.png
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

dude, that comic is dated 11th July 07. I posted that joke more than 2 months ago. and heard it more than a year ago.

Nothing is original anymore, and i never said i made up the joke. I just posted it. Tone down the hostility, especially if you don't get your facts straight first.
kthxbai

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^KoB^Buckles wrote:

Knightnifer wrote:

namsdrawkcaB wrote:

Knightnifer wrote:

xINTERMISSIONx wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

xINTERMISSIONx wrote:

xINTERMISSIONx wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

xINTERMISSIONx wrote:

Macca wrote:

xINTERMISSIONx wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

Buckles wrote:

some_random_panda wrote:

Buckles wrote:

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