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what do u call the useless skin around a pussie

a woman


why do woman have periods

coz they deserve it

madmax wrote:

what do u call the useless skin around a pussie

a woman


why do woman have periods

coz they deserve it

I would give you karma for this but your joke about the Jews gets you a negative karma. So all in all, you get nothing

how do u seperate the boys from the men in Greece

with a crowbar

Recently Johnny got really bothered by the excrutiating pain he felt in his wrists every morning while in the tunnel, driving his colleagues to work.

So he went to see a doctor, who told him he suffered from carpool tunnel syndrome.

Last edited by Vub (2007-03-18 04:01:08)

What do u call 4 Greek woman in a sauna

Gorillas in the mist

You:    "Did you have the TV on last night?"
Friend: "Yeah"
You: "Cool how did it fit?"
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I tried ringing Saddam Hussein up the other night but he hung up on me.
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Why are there no asprins in the jugle?

Because the parrots eat em all (paracetamol)

Last edited by Kurazoo (2007-03-18 11:27:29)

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

A man comes home from work. His wife hadn't made dinner yet. So he rapes her.

TuataraDude wrote:

A Colonel goes to the local army hospital to cheer up his troops. He goes to the first one:
"What are you here for soldier?"
"Chronic Jock Itch, Sir!"
"Really? What's the treatment for that?"
"Daily scrub with a wire brush, Sir!"
"Right, what are you hoping to do soldier?"
"Get to the front line as soon as possible, Sir!"

He moves on to the next bed:

"What are you here for soldier?"
"Chronic heamarhoids, Sir!"
"Really? What's the treatment for that?"
"Daily scrub with a wire brush, Sir!"
"Right, what are you hoping to do soldier?"
"Get to the front line as soon as possible, Sir!"


He moves on to the next bed:

"What are you here for soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir!"
"Really? What's the treatment for that?"
"Daily scrub with a wire brush, Sir!"
"Right, what are you hoping to do soldier?"
"Get to the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"

i don't get it...

Why does Michael Jackson like K-Mart?
-Because kid's pants are half off

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
-He choked on a 12-year old wiener

Little Dave pestered his Dad for months about getting his own TV set in his bedroom, until one day his father gave in and got him one.  About a week later, Dave comes downstairs, and asks; "Dad, whats Love Juice?", his father looks horrified and tells Dave all about sex. Dave just sits there with his mouth open in amazement. After the speech, Dad asks; " So what were you watching on TV?", Dave replies: "Tennis.".

now moving away form the last one with quiet dignity.

Whats the difference between a banana and George Bush?
One's a type of fruit and the other is the President of America

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
"Get in the car Robin"

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Best joke ever alert.

Once there was a magic tractor, it drove down the road and turned into a field.

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What do you call a black man named John?
John, you racist!

Why do they call it a bungalow?
Because they bungalow roof on it.

Why did Hitler lose the war?
He couldn't pay the gas bill.

A blond walks into an electricals store and goes up to the sales assistant and says "Can i buy this TV please?"
The sales assistant replies "sorry miss, we don't serve blondes"

The blond leaves without arguement.  She comes back the next day having died her hair brunette, and attempts to buy the TV again, with the same response.

The next day she comes back having shaved off her hair, and attempts, one more time, to buy the TV.
The sales assistant, once again replies "sorry miss, we don't serve blondes"

The blond is bewildered and asks the assistant "how did you know i was blond?"

The assistant replies "thats a microwave miss"



A blond and a brunette are watching the news, and a man in a private jet is featured.  The brunette challenges the blond to a £10 bet, saying "i bet you that man will jump out and commit suicide".  The blond accepts, and just as the brunette said, the man jumps out and commits suicide.

5 minutes later the brunette confesses that she saw the news earlier and so knew he was going to jump, and offers the £10 back.  The blond replies "no, keep it, i saw the news earlier too, i just didnt think the stupid bastard would do it again"

ill try and think of more bad ones

one more:

How is Michael Jackson like a Big Mac?
They're both 42 year old meat inside 10 year old buns.

Keep thinking of more, lol, ill stop now.

What's worse then finding a maggot in your apple?




















Being raped.

Peace out

Last edited by mkxiii (2007-04-19 13:18:47)