BF2S Forums Pros and Cons of Being Married

Hunter/Jumper wrote:

I have a very young, athletic, sexy, inteligent and wealthy wife. We share many intrests, she is an excellent cook and basicaly acts as my personal maid / butler/ slave. and even I regret getting married. Tred with caution lads.

She refers to my gaming time as ( Relaxing )  as in " oh, he's relaxing now "

I will put her in a sig if I can make one. she looks like a Porn Star.

An intelligent woman wouldn't act as a personal maid/butler/slave.

Married with 3 wonderfull kids.  I am never lonely.  Always have someone to relax with and you never appreciate the small things like a kiss after a long day at work until you stop to think about what it would be like if it was gone.  Besides just thing how hard it will be to find a new wife after you are old and have a couple kids.  I just hope mine out lives me.

[pt] KEIOS wrote:

contra:

- you give up your freedom and your will. prepare to be changed.
- you have to do her, even when she´s getting old and fat

re: Getting old

Here's something my brother in law (39 years old, acts like a college kid) said the other day when visiting:
"Paul, have you thought about settling down?  You're getting kind of old."
"Hey, it doesn't matter how old I am when I get married.  I don't know how old I'll be, but I know she'll be 22.  That's all that matters".

The Magic Mullet wrote:

I'm not married, and the main reasons being:

- You can't leave skid marks in the toilet
- You can't masturbate in front of Fern Britton on This Morning.
- You can't wake up with a stiffy without an explanation. (I was dreaming about you, love. Honest!)
- You can't organise drinking sessions on the spare of the moment.
- You can't spend all of sunday sat around in your dressing gown watching the Coronation Street omnibus, you have to spend it wandering round IKEA instead.

Deppending on your wife, she may take advantage of that morning stiffy.  Being used for morning wood is always nice.  the other stuff, not important.

The Magic Mullet wrote:

I'm not married, and the main reasons being:

- You can't leave skid marks in the toilet
- You can't masturbate in front of Fern Britton on This Morning.
- You can't wake up with a stiffy without an explanation. (I was dreaming about you, love. Honest!)
- You can't organise drinking sessions on the spare of the moment.
- You can't spend all of sunday sat around in your dressing gown watching the Coronation Street omnibus, you have to spend it wandering round IKEA instead.

Lol, I can do all those things.

[pt] KEIOS wrote:

Stingray24 wrote:

Hunter/Jumper wrote:

I have a very young, athletic, sexy, inteligent and wealthy wife. We share many intrests, she is an excellent cook and basicaly acts as my personal maid / butler/ slave. and even I regret getting married. Tred with caution lads.

She refers to my gaming time as ( Relaxing )  as in " oh, he's relaxing now "

I will put her in a sig if I can make one. she looks like a Porn Star.

So what do you regret?  I'm confused.

me too... an intelligent wife who looks like a pornstar? if you regret it, send her to germay

Some one said "an Intelligent woman won't act like a slave",
I hope his girl friend was looking over his shoulder

To intelligent to act like a Slave? 

I like to clean up in the kitchen after I am done eating my meal, She likes it clean instantly so she cleans it. She is a Med school Prof. and doesn't mind doing the work I hate like shopping for groceries etc. Seems like an intelligent slave to me. 

What's to regret. hmm.

No more solitude i.e.. A quite weekend just doing art work,
no picking out my own furniture. All leather and  No Chaszes !
Cant clean saddle in living room where it belongs. I still clean my pistol on the coffee table tho.
blowing shit up in my garage must be done while she is at work.
Dogs are openly chastised for stealing muffins off counter.
(In my opinion some times a dog Has to steal the muffins. Im sure we all agree)
In laws
TV Remote must be shared, which in my opinion defies its intended design
Big awards dinners at some f*kn hospital.
She can ski better than me so I cant act macho for doing Double diamonds.
I have attended church 6 times this year alone.
Rifle collection is no longer properly hung on living room wall.
Dogs spend nite in garage WTF ?
Flowers on front porch
Questionable art work hanging.
PMS is real Trust me.
I now have a Pug dog too. ( come on a PUG ? Really !)
Time spent snuggling is time you never recover.

I have Watched this year....
"How Stella got her grove back"
"something the lord made"
"Patch Adams"
" the closer"
" flip that house "
shall I continue ?

Hunter/Jumper wrote:

I have a very young, athletic, sexy, intelligent and wealthy wife. We share many interests, she is an excellent cook and basically acts as my personal maid / butler/ slave. and even I regret getting married. Tread with caution lads.

She refers to my gaming time as ( Relaxing )  as in " oh, he's relaxing now "

I will put her in a sig if I can make one. she looks like a Porn Star.

Let me update this - She still looks hot even after giving me two girls.

Now I am a slave.

Every time she is late coming home I think " maybe this is it ?  Please god let a state trooper pull into my road and ask me to identify a body recovered from a traffic accident " being married sux siht. don't get married...ever. don't even let a woman know where you live.

Last edited by Hunter/Jumper (2010-11-24 10:29:07)

wtf, lol

Hunter/Jumper wrote:

Hunter/Jumper wrote:

I have a very young, athletic, sexy, intelligent and wealthy wife. We share many interests, she is an excellent cook and basically acts as my personal maid / butler/ slave. and even I regret getting married. Tread with caution lads.

She refers to my gaming time as ( Relaxing )  as in " oh, he's relaxing now "

I will put her in a sig if I can make one. she looks like a Porn Star.

Let me update this - She still looks hot even after giving me two girls.

Now I am a slave.

Every time she is late coming home I think " maybe this is it ?  Please god let a state trooper pull into my road and ask me to identify a body recovered from a traffic accident " being married sux siht. don't get married...ever. don't even let a woman know where you live.

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FatherTed wrote:

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Hunter/Jumper wrote:

Hunter/Jumper wrote:

I have a very young, athletic, sexy, intelligent and wealthy wife. We share many interests, she is an excellent cook and basically acts as my personal maid / butler/ slave. and even I regret getting married. Tread with caution lads.

She refers to my gaming time as ( Relaxing )  as in " oh, he's relaxing now "

I will put her in a sig if I can make one. she looks like a Porn Star.

Let me update this - She still looks hot even after giving me two girls.

Now I am a slave.

Every time she is late coming home I think " maybe this is it ?  Please god let a state trooper pull into my road and ask me to identify a body recovered from a traffic accident " being married sux siht. don't get married...ever. don't even let a woman know where you live.

I still don't get what is the problem.

Last edited by War Man (2010-11-24 11:38:00)

blademaster wrote:

Shadow893 wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

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