i saw this off alphas D.A.D commandos
quite the funny movie.
"JESUS!!"
"WHERE!?!?!?"
quite the funny movie.
"JESUS!!"
"WHERE!?!?!?"
Of course we did.
CROTCHROCKET
CROTCHROCKET
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Matt Stone and Trey Parker produced it.
My friends and I saw a preview for it on a video, there's apparently a scene where a grandma in walkers begins to hipthrust. We just cracked up.
My friends and I saw a preview for it on a video, there's apparently a scene where a grandma in walkers begins to hipthrust. We just cracked up.
lmao... Orgazmo...
Choda boy!!
Me and Jesus loves you!
It's a timeless classic about a mormon who enters the porn industry and becomes the hottest name starring in blockbuster skinflicks. Of course, due to his religious beliefs, a stunt-cock is used in the hot scenes. A must-see!
Some memorable quotes:
Some memorable quotes:
Maxxx Orbison: What's your name, again?
Sancho: I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think that you'd be good enough for porno?
Sancho: I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: Great... but what do you do?
Sancho: What do I do? I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: And...?
Sancho: And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I... am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: And...?
Sancho: Are you Sancho? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I...
Maxxx Orbison: You... are Sancho!
Sancho: That's right.
Maxxx Orbison: Okay, you're hired.
Joe Young: We're from The Church of Jesus Christ.
Old Lady: Oh, the Mormons?
Joe Young: That's right. I'm elder Young and this is elder White.
Old Lady: Well, you two boys can just fuck right off.
Joe Young: Ma'am?
Old Lady: You heard me. Take that book of Mormons and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pigfuckers.
Last edited by DonFck (2007-02-20 00:48:11)
I need around tree fiddy.
My point exactly!Big McLargehuge wrote:
Choda boy!!
lets not forget the ass f**ck twins either , a classic scene , top movie
by far the best part of the movie! gj Donfck, i forgot about that part! lmaoDonFck wrote:
It's a timeless classic about a mormon who enters the porn industry and becomes the hottest name starring in blockbuster skinflicks. Of course, due to his religious beliefs, a stunt-cock is used in the hot scenes. A must-see!
Some memorable quotes:Maxxx Orbison: What's your name, again?
Sancho: I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think that you'd be good enough for porno?
Sancho: I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: Great... but what do you do?
Sancho: What do I do? I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: And...?
Sancho: And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I... am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: And...?
Sancho: Are you Sancho? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I...
Maxxx Orbison: You... are Sancho!
Sancho: That's right.
Maxxx Orbison: Okay, you're hired.
Stunt c0ck!
il give you an orgasm with my orgasmanator zappppp!
opening song is classic-"now your a man", i have it on my myspace!
can say a sorts of stuff, but "ownage" comes to mind
it doesnt go zap. it sorta sounds like a meow...GateKeeper{NL} wrote:
il give you an orgasm with my orgasmanator zappppp!
meow nowdestruktion_6143 wrote:
it doesnt go zap. it sorta sounds like a meow...GateKeeper{NL} wrote:
il give you an orgasm with my orgasmanator zappppp!
"I don't want to sound gay or nothing, but Unicorns really kick ass"
my wife calls me ORGAZMO lol.
did you just say meow?Marlboroman82 wrote:
meow nowdestruktion_6143 wrote:
it doesnt go zap. it sorta sounds like a meow...GateKeeper{NL} wrote:
il give you an orgasm with my orgasmanator zappppp!
I can't believe no one has posted a clip yet! I might as well perform that procedure.. Enjoy! He is.. ..Sancho..
Last edited by DonFck (2007-02-20 12:30:33)
I need around tree fiddy.