When I'm making pizzas at work I secretly put little bits of sausage in the vegetarian pizzas.
HAHAHA nice one, thought you were gona say u used shit instead of sausage though...
I fart on the train and give other ppl dirty looks for what they did not do.
I like to pee all over the toilet in public restrooms ... creating toilet butter.
Wank it on company time.
i walked up to this boxer kid bragging about how he could beat anyone in a fight and i open handed throat chopped him in the throat then kneed him in the balls, lol
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i once tipped a porta-pody over on a guy, he was an ashole though...
oh and in hockey once i slashed the other team's only goalie in the balls, yea i got removed from the rest of the game but my team won big time lol,
Makes me horrible? How nasty I am to my little brother, lol.
I once slowly dissected a queen bee, man that was fun.
I once slowly dissected a queen bee, man that was fun.
Rimmed an old company directors coffee once and put a pube innit before he retired.
I picture ever sexy woman I see in some sort of X rated function performed on me in a public place.
i stuck a steel rod in the back tire of atg's dirt bikeATG wrote:
I picture ever sexy woman I see in some sort of X rated function performed on me in a public place.
i was drunk once, as i was walking home i saw that some drunk bloke had passed out so i took a shit on him .
some dude once did a friend of mine wrong, she was pretty upset about the jerk...so i poured a couple of gallons of diesel fuel on his front lawn in the form of message...no need to light it, it kills the grass fast, better than using fertiliser too
the words "child molester" on your front lawn have alot of people asking questions, especially when you live across from an elementary school...
the words "child molester" on your front lawn have alot of people asking questions, especially when you live across from an elementary school...
im genuinly a nice guy.
rofl, just rofl.hurricane2oo5 wrote:
i was drunk once, as i was walking home i saw that some drunk bloke had passed out so i took a shit on him .
I once got an older egg from my friends farm and mixed it with the store bought ones in our Dorms kitchen.
So this girl was making breakfast and she cracked an egg and out fell a partially formed little chicken. It started twitching in the pan and smelling kind of like meat, but not really. It was so disgusting that I couldn't eat eggs for months.
But that was one time only. I cant think of any "bad" things that I regularly do.
Except sometimes when I see a really old person walking really slowly, I like to whoosh past them really fast. This makes them think that they are actually walking even slower than they used to.
So this girl was making breakfast and she cracked an egg and out fell a partially formed little chicken. It started twitching in the pan and smelling kind of like meat, but not really. It was so disgusting that I couldn't eat eggs for months.
But that was one time only. I cant think of any "bad" things that I regularly do.
Except sometimes when I see a really old person walking really slowly, I like to whoosh past them really fast. This makes them think that they are actually walking even slower than they used to.
I ate your chocolate squirrel
Took a dump in the female staff room
Wow, you fuckers are really twisted! I am just to old I guess. I cannot think of anything that comes close to these, and I was well known for being an asshole.
/shrug
/shrug
Hahaha, I do that too. It's funnier to do it to fat people though. Make it look like you have to walk around them too.zeidmaan wrote:
Except sometimes when I see a really old person walking really slowly, I like to whoosh past them really fast. This makes them think that they are actually walking even slower than they used to.
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I let some one know they posted a Topic some one else posted and people got all up on my nuts about it.
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=55214
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=55214
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I used to steal T.V's sattelite tv boxes, and 5.1 home entertainment systems from my old job and sell 'em off on the cheap. Unless that makes me like a modern day Robin Hood and I'm not a bad guy after all! Doubt any of the folks who got a £300 surround sound system for £50 thought I was that bad a fella anyhow=)
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan." - Eric Cantona.
I visit and post in these forums.
HOLLY CRAP thats a good idea tooToilet Sex wrote:
Hahaha, I do that too. It's funnier to do it to fat people though. Make it look like you have to walk around them too.zeidmaan wrote:
Except sometimes when I see a really old person walking really slowly, I like to whoosh past them really fast. This makes them think that they are actually walking even slower than they used to.
How about stepping down from the sidewalk on to the street so they can pass by
and try the chicken in the egg trick...