FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6920|Devon, England

pers0nah wrote:

To your kids..

" With my last words i leave you with something that only experience has taught me...

If at first you dont succeed...

You fail.

"
Cheers
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6737|Bournemouth, South England
If I was shot/stabbed = "Now why would you go and do a thing like that?  I hope you realise how dangerous and painful that is."

Old age/illness = "Bollocks.  Cancel the Sky TV contract...."

In public =  "And for my next trick....."

On TV = " Check this crazy shit out, I can hold my breath for over a week...."

Last edited by Penetrator_01 (2007-06-13 16:28:54)

pers0nah
Waste Kid
+271|6811|MANCHESTERRR

FFLink13 wrote:

pers0nah wrote:

To your kids..

" With my last words i leave you with something that only experience has taught me...

If at first you dont succeed...

You fail.

"
Cheers
Not a problem
l41e
Member
+677|6877

While drunk, to guy holding Desert Eagle/SOCOM: "Bah. I'll bet that little gun can't penetrate my skull. Gimme that."

Last edited by k30dxedle (2007-06-13 16:32:29)

Gfinners
Member
+17|6532|Cornwall, England
Say to whoever is near you 'Tell...your wife....i...love her...'
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6676|Boulder, CO
I'd probably say something like...hell here i come.
OR
wow heavens overrated
OR
Hi Jesus
OR
Oh i'm seriously gonna haunt you bitch!!!
OR
I feel myself becoming one with the force, it is good.
OR
excellent my death shall start the countdown to world war 3.
OR
I see the light, oh wait no thats just the street lights.
OR
well this sucks.

I spent too much time thinking of these. though i'd probably use the "going to haunt you bitch!!"
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6737|Bournemouth, South England
Say to the wife (in gruff voice)

https://img384.imageshack.us/img384/7480/1174120752307um1.jpg

You know, break it to her nicely...
l41e
Member
+677|6877

Actually, I changed my mind. Random numbers in a dramatic voice so the guy I say it to can spend millions hiring people with supercomputers to decode it, only to find it translates to complete crap such as "curtain fifty paper happily is an fattening flash two speak erase solar plexus emit".
A12345
Member
+77|6699
The most generic one i would say is "fuck this..."

But if I do something to kill myself it would be preceded by "Dont worry its fine..." or "theres no way thatll kill me..."
Jagexx
Member
+1|6398

[-DER-]Omega wrote:

Medic!!!!!11
LMAO.


I'd say "I get to heaven before you!"
pers0nah
Waste Kid
+271|6811|MANCHESTERRR
Last one to heaven is a cunt!!
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6920|Devon, England

Penetrator_01 wrote:

Say to the wife (in gruff voice)

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/7480 … 307um1.jpg

You know, break it to her nicely...
XD
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6737|Bournemouth, South England
IF I die in hospital:

Me: "Nurse, I have a final request"

Nurse: "O rly? whats that?"

Me: "Sit on my face and lick my balls"

[/life]
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6515|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
If I were to die in an extremely painful way and get rushed to the ER and be in extreme pain, I'd yell at my doctor, "Kill me, or else you are a murderer!"
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6737|Bournemouth, South England
"you people wouldn't think anything less of me if I shit myself, would you?"
Hunter/Jumper
Member
+117|6583
I dont know about Women. ( never watched one die ) but for men Their last word seems to be their first. Mom or some variation.
So plan all you want. In the end its usually all the same.
StormsGathering
Member
+2|6645|Center of the US
My first was "truck"... So that doesn't bode too well for me, now does it?
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7072|Alberta, Canada

I would say,

"I actually wrote up a list of people who I'd like to thank in my life. The list includes..."

Dead.
agent146
Member
+127|6615|Jesus Land aka Canada
i would literally say "damit this sucks balls"
or my counter strike source side on me would say "bet ct half"
Defiance
Member
+438|6900

You can count on me to scream some convulted form of "Shit" if something bad is about to happen.

That's probobly what will happen on my deathbed. "SHEEEEEEET!!!" /beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6850|Gold coast, Aus.
for anyone who frequents my vent:

*in a down-syndromed accent* "How many are you?"

*in a wog accent* "Oh your fucking nicked"


when getting murdered:

"Fucking rego"

"ns"

"You realise the admins perm ban for that?"

"I bet you can't do that twice punk"

"My KD is better then yours, that was just a lucky shot"

"Excuse me pub nub, I play in CAL"

"I knew I should have eco'd that round" (CS related)

and one for all purposes:

"OMG MACHOP IS EVOLVING!!!"
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6754|South Florida

=SoE=GuStick wrote:

i never die
15 more years! 15 more years!
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6747|Montucky

SargeV1.4 wrote:

you could always pull a fake - spare your last efforts and act dead, then say "SURPRISE" and spasm up in your loved ones faces before dieing
This man is Pure Genius.


I'd say, "I got perm banned from life.  Fuck you Mods"

Last edited by S3v3N (2007-06-13 21:56:38)

DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6913|United States of America
"If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine."
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6945
Banzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!
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