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So I went to my pot dealer the other day to make a pickup and he asked me to do a tune up on his car. So I changed his spark plugs. He didn't have any cash so he gave me a baggy of coke. I have never done coke before but I knew someone who did. This Polish girl (26) I went to high school with did coke and I wanted to do her. So the plan was to invite her over, coke her up, and have sex. So I invited her over.
She came over and did some blow and we had sex. After we finished having sex we still had blow so she said she will call over her younger sister (21) to finish the blow and go home with her. So I said fine whatever. So she calls her sister.
Her sister got dropped off half way done the block and I live on the corner. The sister has never been to my place so she didn't know what building I lived in. So she calls her sister and her sister described to her where I lived while I got up to unlock the door and get another beer. While I am at the fridge I hear my window open and I hear the coked out girl yelling. She was yelling out my window to get her sister's attention.
I don't live in the ghetto and am in a very quiet place. So I go over to tell her to stop screaming out of my window at 3AM. While I am walking over to her I see her fall out of my window.
Coke is an amazing drug and somehow made her not feel the 15 foot drop onto concrete because she was standing up as soon as I got over to the window. I went downstairs and she was with her sister. She had a small head cut that was bleeding into her blonde hair and some cuts over her arms and legs. So her sister wanted to take her to the hospital and I said fine. We take my car.
They sit in the back seat so her sister can be with her. The coked out chick starts to freak out and decide she doesn't want to go the hospital. So she starts trying to open the door of the car while it is moving. Her sister grabs het and they start wrestle in the back. I try to tell them to stop fighting while I am driving. All of the sudden I heard a bang and glass shatter. The coked out girl kicked out my driver side rear window.
So I pull over, open the back door, try to stop her from freaking out. I grab one of her legs while she is on her back. She takes the other leg cocks it back my bringing her knee to her chest and kicks me in the head right under my chin. My head snapped back and I fell down on my ass dazed. I get up a minute later and grab her legs again this time making sure to keep my head protected.
I am pulling her out of the car while she is screaming and holding onto to her sister. I get her out of the car and her sister gets out too. I go to drive off and I hear her yell something in polish ay me and see her throw something at my car in my corner vision.
Whatever she thew landed in my backseat through the broken window. I ignore it and keep driving until I hear vibrating and lady Gaga coming from the back seat. She had thrown her phone at my car and was calling it from her sister's phone.
I make it home. Take the coke and pot and bring it to my friends place in case she calls the police on me. I tape up my car window with a garbage bag and went to sleep.
This morning I returned the phone and she apologized and made it up to me.
That was my last night. Tell me yours or some other story.
So I went to my pot dealer the other day to make a pickup and he asked me to do a tune up on his car. So I changed his spark plugs. He didn't have any cash so he gave me a baggy of coke. I have never done coke before but I knew someone who did. This Polish girl (26) I went to high school with did coke and I wanted to do her. So the plan was to invite her over, coke her up, and have sex. So I invited her over.
She came over and did some blow and we had sex. After we finished having sex we still had blow so she said she will call over her younger sister (21) to finish the blow and go home with her. So I said fine whatever. So she calls her sister.
Her sister got dropped off half way done the block and I live on the corner. The sister has never been to my place so she didn't know what building I lived in. So she calls her sister and her sister described to her where I lived while I got up to unlock the door and get another beer. While I am at the fridge I hear my window open and I hear the coked out girl yelling. She was yelling out my window to get her sister's attention.
I don't live in the ghetto and am in a very quiet place. So I go over to tell her to stop screaming out of my window at 3AM. While I am walking over to her I see her fall out of my window.
Coke is an amazing drug and somehow made her not feel the 15 foot drop onto concrete because she was standing up as soon as I got over to the window. I went downstairs and she was with her sister. She had a small head cut that was bleeding into her blonde hair and some cuts over her arms and legs. So her sister wanted to take her to the hospital and I said fine. We take my car.
They sit in the back seat so her sister can be with her. The coked out chick starts to freak out and decide she doesn't want to go the hospital. So she starts trying to open the door of the car while it is moving. Her sister grabs het and they start wrestle in the back. I try to tell them to stop fighting while I am driving. All of the sudden I heard a bang and glass shatter. The coked out girl kicked out my driver side rear window.
So I pull over, open the back door, try to stop her from freaking out. I grab one of her legs while she is on her back. She takes the other leg cocks it back my bringing her knee to her chest and kicks me in the head right under my chin. My head snapped back and I fell down on my ass dazed. I get up a minute later and grab her legs again this time making sure to keep my head protected.
I am pulling her out of the car while she is screaming and holding onto to her sister. I get her out of the car and her sister gets out too. I go to drive off and I hear her yell something in polish ay me and see her throw something at my car in my corner vision.
Whatever she thew landed in my backseat through the broken window. I ignore it and keep driving until I hear vibrating and lady Gaga coming from the back seat. She had thrown her phone at my car and was calling it from her sister's phone.
I make it home. Take the coke and pot and bring it to my friends place in case she calls the police on me. I tape up my car window with a garbage bag and went to sleep.
This morning I returned the phone and she apologized and made it up to me.
That was my last night. Tell me yours or some other story.
