Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
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Does he have pink hair this week?
FFLink
There is.
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Who, Castle? Did he ever?
Macbeth
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There is this hot punk Asian chick I see on campus every so often. I know I don't have a shot with this girl but damn I'll listen to all the punk metal shit she wants if I could suck on that pussy.

You can bet your ass I will provide updates.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6851|Little Bentcock
I just assumed that you thought it w...


you know what never mind
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6919|Devon, England
You're weird.
AussieReaper
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Adams_BJ wrote:

"Dat nigga just shot some white dude down hiya in da bronx"

"The swat team is on its way"
I went to get me some cold pops. An I thought they was barbecuing.

I said oh lord Jesus it's a fire

fight.

Man I got bronchitis.
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13/f/taiwan
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Jay wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

Do you get shot at?
They don't fuck with white people unless you're an idiot. "White person shot" is the fastest way to have fifty NYPD cars in your neighborhood (as explained to me by a black man).
he is right. there are places where the projects are directly across from these town houses/apartments with white people. they experience little to no crime as opposed to the blacks/hispanics. there is an informal agreement that if they mess with any white person it would be met with a large police presence for days . and that means they can't do business, which no one wants.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
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13/f/taiwan wrote:

Jay wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

Do you get shot at?
They don't fuck with white people unless you're an idiot. "White person shot" is the fastest way to have fifty NYPD cars in your neighborhood (as explained to me by a black man).
he is right. there are places where the projects are directly across from these town houses/apartments with white people. they experience little to no crime as opposed to the blacks/hispanics. there is an informal agreement that if they mess with any white person it would be met with a large police presence for days . and that means they can't do business, which no one wants.
Unless you go into their neighborhood looking for trouble (i.e. trying to score drugs), or you look like an idiot hipster (I single out hipsters because for the most part they are clueless, naive, gullible, and idealistic; perfect marks), you're pretty much safe.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Macbeth
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never fails to take a chance at attacking hipster
13/f/taiwan
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all white people are safe for the most part.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
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Well, in this case it's applicable

My friend was, until recently, a street cop in Brooklyn that worked in the Brownsville section. He's been shot once and stabbed another time, but finally got promoted and now works in the anti-terror department in Manhattan. Anyway, he told me a funny story at a bar a few weeks ago about a hipster that was walking down the street with a few of his friends when a black guy that was walking by asked if he could borrow the guys phone to make a call. Hipster hands over his brand new iPhone 5 and the black guy runs off with it. Hipster calls the cops and they just started laughing uproariously at him for being such a moron. No assault, no real theft, just a now phoneless idiot.

Last edited by Jay (2013-02-27 19:13:53)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
13/f/taiwan
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Jay wrote:

My friend was, until recently, a street cop in Brooklyn that worked in the Brownsville section. He's been shot once and stabbed another time, but finally got promoted and now works in the anti-terror department in Manhattan.
he went from a uniformed officer to working in the anti-terror division of the nypd? i know getting shot on-duty gives you some perks(more OT, respect from your colleagues, medals etc) but that is a huge promotion. did he take a bullet for a member of congress?

Last edited by 13/f/taiwan (2013-02-27 19:23:06)

Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
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13/f/taiwan wrote:

Jay wrote:

My friend was, until recently, a street cop in Brooklyn that worked in the Brownsville section. He's been shot once and stabbed another time, but finally got promoted and now works in the anti-terror department in Manhattan.
he went from a uniformed officer to working in the anti-terror division of the nypd? i know getting shot on-duty gives you some perks(more OT, respect from your colleagues, medals etc) but that is a huge promotion. did he take a bullet for a member of congress?
No, it was years ago. He put his time in and he's an ex-Marine, so that helped too. His wife is absolutely thrilled he's out of Brownsville.

Oh, and I don't know the ins and outs of the NYPD so I might have mispoken, I think he went from narcots to anti-terror. Not 100% sure.

Last edited by Jay (2013-02-27 20:16:04)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
AussieReaper
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Or a watermelon representing a member of congress?
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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6702|6 6 4 oh, I forget

AussieReaper wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

"Dat nigga just shot some white dude down hiya in da bronx"

"The swat team is on its way"
I went to get me some cold pops. An I thought they was barbecuing.

I said oh lord Jesus it's a fire

fight.

Man I got bronchitis.
One toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the line.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5587|London, England
This godawful song is currently on tv and I figured I'd share my pain with the rest of you:






Didn't watch that video but the live unplugged version I just watched made me want to plug my ears with molten lead.

Last edited by Jay (2013-02-28 06:55:03)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6966|Oxferd Ohire
share your pain somewhere else
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13urnzz
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lol
Uzique The Lesser
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jay you're such an elitist hipster prick
AussieReaper
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hey now I wouldn't call Jay a hipster.
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Uzique The Lesser
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i would say linking a pop song only to say how 'crappy' it is and act all smug and disgusted by it is a pretty hipster thing to do

jay are you a member of the pitchfork forum, too?
Macbeth
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I think the song is okay.
Uzique The Lesser
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more generic 4/4 music imported from mainstream eurodance tbh
jsnipy
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Jay wrote:

This godawful song is currently on tv and I figured I'd share my pain with the rest of you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PjrtcHJPo




Didn't watch that video but the live unplugged version I just watched made me want to plug my ears with molten lead.
keep us posted
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6017|Catherine Black
do you guys remember when flash video used to go off fullscreen when you'd click on your other monitor?
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