A couple of weeks ago I went out on a bar/club/party binge with some of my friends. We wind up in this one bar/dancefloor that we decide to pick up some chicks in. So I spot this one cute chick with a friend and wave my friend play wingman. Everything's going fine, until he got bored of her fat friend, and tried to cut in on my girl (Normally he would not do this, but we were all playing beer pong at another friend's house earlier that night for like 3 hours, and he didn't win once). I brush him off and continue on (got the # but didn't hook up with her - had other things) But anyway, long story short, it pissed me off that he did that especially when he was designated wingman that night (It's because of me that he's seeing the current chick he's with).
So anyway, this is how I'm going to get him back:
I hired an escort for tomorrow that is going to meet us at the bar. She knows what I look like so I will "pick her up" at the bar. After that she is going to go out clubbing with us. Here is where my friend is going to get it. She's going to lead him into one of the bathrooms (while I am away getting drinks) and tell him she doesn't really like me, she likes him. Then she's going to offer him head in the bathroom. If he goes in with her, she is going to run out and give me his pants.
Let's see how good of a friend he is.
So anyway, this is how I'm going to get him back:
I hired an escort for tomorrow that is going to meet us at the bar. She knows what I look like so I will "pick her up" at the bar. After that she is going to go out clubbing with us. Here is where my friend is going to get it. She's going to lead him into one of the bathrooms (while I am away getting drinks) and tell him she doesn't really like me, she likes him. Then she's going to offer him head in the bathroom. If he goes in with her, she is going to run out and give me his pants.
Let's see how good of a friend he is.