Stupid things your character says ingame

2011-11-10 14:43:41

#1

Roc18: `; +655|6005|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

I'll start

After reviving someone:
"Take a look at this you assssshoooooollleeeee uuurrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Sounds like he's pushing out a giant turd with that grunt at the end.

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2011-11-10 14:45:25

#2

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6654|Brisbane, Australia

makes assault worth playing imo

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2011-11-10 14:48:17

#3

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|5968|Roma

I'm Getting my shit pushed in here....

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2011-11-10 14:57:22

#4

Roc18: `; +655|6005|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Fuck Me, Grenade!

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2011-11-10 15:10:55

#5

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6737|...

aerodynamic wrote:
I'm Getting my shit pushed in here....

2011-11-10 18:55:43

#6

Sup3r_Dr4gon: Boat sig is not there anymore; +214|6542|Australia

Roc18 wrote:
I'll start

After reviving someone:
"Take a look at this you assssshoooooollleeeee uuurrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Sounds like he's pushing out a giant turd with that grunt at the end.

I just about pissed myself laughing when I heard that. Hell, all the shock paddle yells are funny, doubly so with the Russians due to the accent. And then the patient just goes "thanks, doc".
You'd think they'd only play those VOs when the paddles/knife connects with an enemy. BC2 had the same problem, when your character would scream mean and terrible things at the door he was knocking down. It was amusing, but it let any enemy nearby know your location.

2011-11-10 18:58:00

#7

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6527

We're gettin fucked in the ass over here

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2011-11-10 19:51:35

#8

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6907

сука

x

2011-11-10 23:00:30

#9

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6989|Noizyland

Yeah, the medics in BF3 have tourettes. I kind of hope they don't fix it though, it's fuckin' hilarious most of the time.

"Fuckin' die you piece of shit!"
"Thanks Doc!"

Also the Jeep spotted calls are odd. They seem to express a certain amount of surprise that a Jeep would dare show its face while blaming others for not spotting it first.

[Blinking eyes thing]
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2011-11-10 23:23:15

#10

gurdeep: +812|4970|prolly

i really need to stop reading this section. want to play so fkn bad

2011-11-10 23:34:29

#11

Roc18: `; +655|6005|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

gurdeep wrote:
i really need to stop reading this section. want to play so fkn bad

Yeah it's a good game.

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2011-11-10 23:52:04

#12

hexify: Member; +5|5564|Canada

Most of it is very inane, childish comments - I assume tailored to those who still think it's downright hilarious as long as you throw in as many expletives as possible. The one time I did laugh at one of the lines was "Grenade Muthafuckaaah!", though the novelty wore off fast. Russian voices are even worse - being translated into English being one of the reasons. The hardcore sounding Russian voices from BC1 were great, and of course BF2's voices were native.

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2011-11-11 00:18:16

#13

Sambuccashake: Member; +126|6825|Sweden

Ty wrote:
Yeah, the medics in BF3 have tourettes. I kind of hope they don't fix it though, it's fuckin' hilarious most of the time.

"Fuckin' die you piece of shit!"
"Thanks Doc!"

It took me a couple of rounds to realize that it was actually me, the medic, saying this.
Thought it was a solider next to me who was spotting/shoting at enemies but there you go...

Anyone have a clue why these incredibly messed up voice commands are utilized?
Were they there in the Alpha/Beta too?

EDIT:
Could it be that the medic "taunts" should actually be used when defibbing an enemy?
Then it would somewhat make sense.

Last edited by Sambuccashake (2011-11-11 00:22:22)

2011-11-11 00:48:14

#14

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6989|Noizyland

Sambuccashake wrote:
Could it be that the medic "taunts" should actually be used when defibbing an enemy?
Then it would somewhat make sense.

Yeah that's exactly it.

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2011-11-11 00:52:39

#15

thepilot91: Member; +64|6451|Åland!

we're losing, comeon we're russians we cant lose this

hmm...

2011-11-11 01:03:42

#16

Roc18: `; +655|6005|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

LOL Tourettes medic.

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2011-11-11 07:41:53

#17

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|5899|SQUID

I tried to shock paddle and enemy but it simply wouldnt happen. He was some derpo sniper on metro prone next a car at last objective on metro, I stood in front of him and tried 3 times aiming directly at him but nothing. BF2 shock paddles were the best, miss those days, I think i was #1 in AU for shock paddle kills for a period.

2011-11-11 07:45:36

#18

west-phoenix-az: Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does; +632|6604

about a week huh?

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2011-11-11 07:50:45

#19

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|5899|SQUID

nearly a year.

2011-11-11 08:26:38

#20

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6626|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

Roc18 wrote:
LOL Tourettes medic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0H_W155zKw

Aw man that shit is hilarious

Waiting on my card to come in to finally play this

2011-11-11 09:06:30

#21

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6527

The A W S M F O X wrote:
I tried to shock paddle and enemy but it simply wouldnt happen. He was some derpo sniper on metro prone next a car at last objective on metro, I stood in front of him and tried 3 times aiming directly at him but nothing. BF2 shock paddles were the best, miss those days, I think i was #1 in AU for shock paddle kills for a period.

I've gotten one kill with them. Took me 6 or 7 tries before it killed him

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2011-11-11 10:04:53

#22

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|5899|SQUID

bugz wrote:
The A W S M F O X wrote:
I tried to shock paddle and enemy but it simply wouldnt happen. He was some derpo sniper on metro prone next a car at last objective on metro, I stood in front of him and tried 3 times aiming directly at him but nothing. BF2 shock paddles were the best, miss those days, I think i was #1 in AU for shock paddle kills for a period.
I've gotten one kill with them. Took me 6 or 7 tries before it killed him

Buggy as hell, same with BC2, though BC2 was a little better. I don't like how the paddles work in this game, feels like you fire out a globe of hit confirm, whereas in BF2 it was a nice big medical sign laser.

2011-11-11 10:12:17

#23

thepilot91: Member; +64|6451|Åland!

The A W S M F O X wrote:
bugz wrote:
The A W S M F O X wrote:
I tried to shock paddle and enemy but it simply wouldnt happen. He was some derpo sniper on metro prone next a car at last objective on metro, I stood in front of him and tried 3 times aiming directly at him but nothing. BF2 shock paddles were the best, miss those days, I think i was #1 in AU for shock paddle kills for a period.
I've gotten one kill with them. Took me 6 or 7 tries before it killed him
Buggy as hell, same with BC2, though BC2 was a little better. I don't like how the paddles work in this game, feels like you fire out a globe of hit confirm, whereas in BF2 it was a nice big medical sign laser.

this

2011-11-15 05:16:14

#24

wheelsup@7: Yeah still here; +49|6854|Pennsylvania

"Here's your fucking ammo" or "this cock suckers got me pin down over here" Looks like that mature rating they made video game makers put on they're games has backfired. I can see some uptight mom, who bought little 8 year old bobby that battlefield game he wanted so bad, come walking through the living room and hear that crap coming out of the TV speakers......lol

2011-11-15 10:49:47

#25

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|5968|Roma

wheelsup@7 wrote:
"Here's your fucking ammo" or "this cock suckers got me pin down over here" Looks like that mature rating they made video game makers put on they're games has backfired. I can see some uptight mom, who bought little 8 year old bobby that battlefield game he wanted so bad, come walking through the living room and hear that crap coming out of the TV speakers......lol

less kids, better for us.

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