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Get them child-sized riot shields and teach them the testudo formation.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2022-09-12 14:34:54)

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I live above a dentist office. I have no place to store a child legion worth of arms.

I wonder if your district would be up for implementing SCA into physical education? You could put your armory in a portable next to the gym, but the bullet proof shields would have to remain in the classroom so that the students can use them to rush a mass shooter and bring them down with sharpened rulers.

Dilbert_X wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

People who spend lots of money on guns are usually miserable

From what I've seen guys with an expensive rifle always seem to have a hot chick in tow.

They don't though

Dauntless wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

People who spend lots of money on guns are usually miserable

From what I've seen guys with an expensive rifle always seem to have a hot chick in tow.

They don't though

you have to remember that dilbert has actually linked press photos of olympic women shooters or something on this forum before, claiming he was 'at the same club as them once'. really sounds like the sort of social scene in which women flock to men with their $10,000 pea shooters.

Excused from from jury duty via during peremptory challenges by the plaintiffs lawyers.

Not that I'd hate jury duty, it might be kind of interesting to sit in on, but my team at work is too small for it to be a minor thing that one of us leaves for a week.

Snoho obviously isn't (Pierce?) but I'm sure they're close.

As long as you're honest with everything, I doubt anything could go remotely wrong. We had ~200 people come in because I think they had 4 potential cases and people were using some strange excuses to get out of it. We also had 20 year olds in their bball shorts and sandals and construction workers in their paint stained coveralls.

In the questionnaire that came with the letter I evidently put in a "no" answer to the question "Could you serve unbiased on a jury?" and the judge called me out in front of the entire court of ~50 people. She said it's commonly answered with a "no" by mistake and I honestly don't remember answering "no" anyway, but it just goes to show that even if you DO put an odd answer in, they'll just ask you about it and you can correct it.

I think pretty much each time was just happenstance. The mentioned settlements, or that enough people responded that it was basically a lottery selection. I think work was a factor on at least one occasion.

Always shown up in at least the upper limits of casual, if not business casual. Locale-appropriate. I would be mortified to appear in court in a pair of dirty tennis shoes and gym shorts, or village people workwear even if I wanted out of the responsibility. Sure, it's not the fanciest building in the world, but it's still a governmental institution, and I'm representing my community.

I have jury duty in October. I asked the union rep how it works and apparently since I am salary/government worker, I don't lose anything if they sit me on a jury to look at crime scene photos.

Dauntless wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

$5k tax refund.

I think I deserve a rifle about now.

T H I S  I S  T Y R A N N Y

Fuck em. Call them anyway

I took your advice and did.

I think they recognised my voice, they said "Yeah no worries Dilbert, we'll get your refund to you ASAP"
And now its been paid.

uziq wrote:

japan finally reopening to full unlimited visiting in october. just in time for my music festival.

apart from china this pandemic is pretty much officially over. even the WHO said that they are thinking of soon downgrading its status. weekly deaths globally last week was something like 10k. and most of those are still occurring in the Land of the Free with No Monarchy and No Problems.

taiwan opening up too about fucking time.

oh on the jury duty thing, i'm glad my profession is banned in aus from serving on a jury.

I watched the head of a police complaints and discipline dept have his evidence thrown out for flagrant breaches of the Police and Criminal Evidence act.

Fun times.