no he was a soviet spyJaekus wrote:
Lee Harvey Oswald was framed.
Good things: that habanero jack-laced poop that's been waiting since yesterday to appear? It finally showed up and only burned for ten minutes afterwards. And I didn't have to take a shower because of it, either.
"talked"Macbeth wrote:
I talked my way out of this police thing on my knees. In Portuguese.
El Beardo wrote:
"talked"Macbeth wrote:
I talked my way out of this police thing on my knees. In Portuguese.
Paid a hundred dollars for a crew standby seat to Zurich to go see my girlfriend. Got bumped to first class on the way there, and invited to make a meal with the crew on the way back.
I like pie.
wtf, which airline does that?TSI wrote:
Paid a hundred dollars for a crew standby seat to Zurich to go see my girlfriend. Got bumped to first class on the way there, and invited to make a meal with the crew on the way back.
Air Canada. I'm on contingent.PrivateVendetta wrote:
wtf, which airline does that?TSI wrote:
Paid a hundred dollars for a crew standby seat to Zurich to go see my girlfriend. Got bumped to first class on the way there, and invited to make a meal with the crew on the way back.
I like pie.
Won 64€ on online bingo
i didn't go to work today, and i woke up southern Utah.
I got paid 2.5x my regular pay per hour today because it's a holiday monday
I woke up this morning, and then woke up my wife
Going to spend the weekend with my wife and our friends at the Poconos. We do it every year. Feels good to be the newest member of the 1%.
liar, you couldn't find the Poconos with the navigation equipment from your yacht.
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Won 64€ on online bingo
All gone now or what?
online bingo tax evasion
Naw, it's very legal here. No tax evasions even.
Found a new porn star
New?
She just turn 18?
She just turn 18?
Who?
Will she cost $1500?
Will she cost $1500?
Ashley Fires. Never seen her before.
You need to go to a major city if you want to find a well known one. Otherwise you are wasting money.
The good thing about these days is, they are all on the internet.
Spent so long pooping at work, my legs are numb