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2013-02-13 14:30:10

#901

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5574|London, England

Mutantbear wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I'm developing a harem of women. Actually its just 2. The one I mentioned in this thread is treating me as if I went into shifty mode. Working on 2 others now. Ones a petite mexican chick, the others a cute white chick, taller than me with big cans. Will keep you updated.
did she say you had a 1 inch penis

I hope he's hung like a horse to make up for the height thing

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2013-02-13 14:51:45

#902

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6848|949

Normal person:

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Brendan:

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2013-02-13 15:06:40

#903

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5574|London, England

Ken, your dick broke live

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2013-02-13 15:17:13

#904

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6181|London, England

jesus fuck

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2013-02-13 15:42:04

#905

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6181|London, England

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Normal person:

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Brendan:

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https://dl.dropbox.com/u/45167/1360798759272.gif

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2013-02-13 18:40:24

#906

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6713

congrats KENNINGS, you win shortest, gayest stick figure on the forum. go close a thread and AWM someone in celebration!

2013-02-13 19:06:27

#907

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5802

I talked my way out of this police thing on my knees. In Portuguese.

2013-02-13 19:10:44

#908

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|5915

You're leaving yourself wide open with that line. I'm going to go with burnzz for wittiest reply.

2013-02-14 11:13:48

#909

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5690|Ventura, California

Got the final word!!! MARINES CORPS SAID YES!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! Shipping in 6 months.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2013-02-14 11:19:35

#910

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +691|6507|Washington St.

Nice work shifty.

2013-02-14 11:19:45

#911

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6988|PNW

Mutantbear wrote:

Noticing that the tape measurer turns but not the tape itself. o.O

2013-02-14 11:22:08

#912

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6181|London, England

it turns like 10 degrees, i wouldnt worry too hard

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2013-02-14 12:37:42

#913

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6988|PNW

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Got the final word!!! MARINES CORPS SAID YES!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! Shipping in 6 months.

PLEASE tell me you'll pay attention to gun etiquette and shooting instruction and not be back here after basic asking the internet for stance advice.

PLEASE tell me you'll be spending the next six months boning up on American history, government, current events and military history with focus on the USMC and the chain of command.

PLEASE tell me that you can run miles every day, do push-ups, sit-ups, crunches, etc.

PLEASE tell me that you'll be using some of your free time in the corps trying to educate yourself into something employable in the outside world.

PLEASE tell m...oh never mind.

2013-02-14 12:40:05

#914

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +691|6507|Washington St.

unnamednewbie13 wrote:
...boning up on American history, government...

2013-02-14 12:43:21

#915

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6988|PNW

^The only thing I can think of is Stan's puffball hat.

2013-02-14 12:48:07

#916

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +691|6507|Washington St.

On an episode (the one that gif is from) Skinner told them they must "bone up" on subjects and everyone laughed. It's all I ever hear when someone uses 'boning' like that.

2013-02-14 13:28:51

#917

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5690|Ventura, California

unnamednewbie13 wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Got the final word!!! MARINES CORPS SAID YES!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! Shipping in 6 months.
PLEASE tell me you'll pay attention to gun etiquette and shooting instruction and not be back here after basic asking the internet for stance advice.

PLEASE tell me you'll be spending the next six months boning up on American history, government, current events and military history with focus on the USMC and the chain of command.

PLEASE tell me that you can run miles every day, do push-ups, sit-ups, crunches, etc.

PLEASE tell me that you'll be using some of your free time in the corps trying to educate yourself into something employable in the outside world.

PLEASE tell m...oh never mind.

sigh

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2013-02-14 13:34:15

#918

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5802

Shifty who was the only president to be impeached and why?

2013-02-14 13:37:56

#919

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5802

Clinton was impeached in the house. The Senate refused to prosecute so he was not totally impeached. There was only one who was thrown out 100%.

2013-02-14 13:38:22

#920

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5802

Nice deleting your post

2013-02-14 13:39:59

#921

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +691|6507|Washington St.

I initially said nixon but i was way off. Clinton would be what everyone guesses, hence the "younger than" statement

2013-02-14 13:40:17

#922

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5690|Ventura, California

My best bet would be Nixon. I don't know much about the Watergate scandal though.

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And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2013-02-14 13:51:21

#923

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6716|so randum

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Got the final word!!! MARINES CORPS SAID YES!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! Shipping in 6 months.

grats

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2013-02-14 14:06:58

#924

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6988|PNW

-Sh1fty- wrote:
unnamednewbie13 wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Got the final word!!! MARINES CORPS SAID YES!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! Shipping in 6 months.
PLEASE tell me you'll pay attention to gun etiquette and shooting instruction and not be back here after basic asking the internet for stance advice.

PLEASE tell me you'll be spending the next six months boning up on American history, government, current events and military history with focus on the USMC and the chain of command.

PLEASE tell me that you can run miles every day, do push-ups, sit-ups, crunches, etc.

PLEASE tell me that you'll be using some of your free time in the corps trying to educate yourself into something employable in the outside world.

PLEASE tell m...oh never mind.
sigh

Shifty, I'm being serious. The Corps is a huge commitment, and you'd be doing yourself a disservice by not trying to learn about it and the interests it protects. Or by going to boot in anything less than great fitness. Or do you just want to be another lunk who has no idea why he joined but "URMURRGURD! GURNZ!"

2013-02-14 14:07:52

#925

eusgen: Nugget; +402|7008|Jupiter

Gurnz!

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Mutantbear wrote:

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-Sh1fty- wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

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-Sh1fty- wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

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