Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6686
My roommate sucks at video games. Really badly. He also doesn't like the BF3 beta all that much (but it doesn't stop him from playing it all the time). No, not because it's not a direct copy of BF2, in fact he plays it on the PS3. It's because the game isn't specifically designed so that he can get easy kills in the game, and he only plays as a sniper.

Also this isn't the cokehead roommate I had a few years ago. This is my new one who spends 12 hours a week on Skype with his mom. Many of these quotes are directed at her, such comments are marked with an asterisk.

DSL's roommate, on the SV98* wrote:

Why doesn't this rifle kill in one shawt!?! Eh, maybe it's to give the other guys more of a chance against me
Spoiler (highlight to read):
This was his first quote about the game, he'll later realize he's not as lethal as he would like to be

DSL's roommate, on assault rifles wrote:

That Ay-Ie-Kay-nine-sevin-one kills me allawt. Maybe I should use it? Oh wait, assault rifle, useless to me.

DSL's roommate, on scopes* wrote:

How do I vary the zoom on my scope? You can in Killzone, so you should be able to in this I think.

DSL's roommate, on the SKS wrote:

I don't get what's the point of the Es-Kay-Esss, you can't even kill in one headshawt

DSL's roommate, on Operation Metro* wrote:

I hate how easy it is to get flanked on this map. In Killzone on all the maps you knew exactly where the enemies were coming from. That was stellar map design, Killzone is clearly superior to this.

DSL's roommate, on choices in optics wrote:

Why can you put the dawt sight on the sniper rifles? That's so silly [annoying giggle]

DSL's roommate, on the MK11* wrote:

Really? This gun really takes 3 hits to kill? Why would they make the sniper rifle take three hits to kill?

DSL's roommate, on close range weapons* wrote:

Shotgun? Eww.

DSL's roommate, on his priorities in life* wrote:

I want to prove to myself that I am the best sniper in all video games

DSL's roommate, on competitors' products* wrote:

So uh yeah. In Killzone the sniper could kill in one shawt, and also you could zoom in super close with the scope, and also you had a cloak which you could use to go invisible until you could take a shawt. So uh yeah, Killzone 3 is probably superior to this.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6715

DSL's roommate, on his priorities in life* wrote:

I want to prove to myself that I am the best sniper in all video games
is your roommate nyte? https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/21025/burnzz/hmml.png
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6686

13urnzz wrote:

DSL's roommate, on his priorities in life* wrote:

I want to prove to myself that I am the best sniper in all video games
is your roommate nyte?
Thankfully no.
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5761|Toronto
nyte was a pretty kick ass sniper, no?
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6374|Vancouver | Canada
You're bad at videogames too. I don't see the purpose of this thread.
Brasso
member
+1,549|6848

because as bad as dsl is, his roommate just seems to be marginally smarter than an earthworm

meaning he is still retarded

Last edited by Brasso (2011-10-03 15:10:54)

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6370|what

Sick of hearing about this retard, ffs doctor, get a room already.

Oh, wait. You have.



Be thankful he's playing on ps3 and not a squadmate. Or the kind of player that spawn on you then move you out of the cover that you had proned behind, then drops a med pack into your field of view, then blinds you with their flashlight...
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
gurdeep
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+812|4972|proll­y
thanks for sharing
Beduin
Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid
+510|5967|شمال
Say hi from me
الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic
jsnipy
...
+3,276|6740|...

13urnzz wrote:

DSL's roommate, on his priorities in life* wrote:

I want to prove to myself that I am the best sniper in all video games
is your roommate nyte?
i spit my drink up
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|6926|England. Stoke
Your room mate is a bell end.
Nyte
Legendary BF2S Veteran
+535|6969|Toronto, ON

Pochsy wrote:

nyte was a pretty kick ass sniper, no?
And still is.
Alpha as fuck.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6840|Little Bentcock
Who talks about video games with their mother?
Sturgeon
Member
+488|5158|Flintshire

Nyte wrote:

Pochsy wrote:

nyte was a pretty kick ass sniper, no?
And still is.
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/so … 232284385/

Right...
https://bf3s.com/sigs/3dda27c6d0d9b22836605b152b9d214b99507f91.png
Brasso
member
+1,549|6848

i killed someone named nyteSTI yesterday, i thought of you cause he was pretty bad
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Roc18
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+655|6008|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY
Thanks for telling us about your Autistic roommate.

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