henno13
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This quote is from the IW Community Manager's Twitter, after he presented MW2 to managers of GameCrazy.

Robert Bowling wrote:

Just walked off stage. Crowd was amazing, went insane chanting "pick it up!" when I stumbled over Dual-wield Deagles. lol - Akimbo confirmed
Oh shi-

Last edited by henno13 (2009-08-24 15:23:49)

Blade4509
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Dual Wield: Carry 2 pistols, no grenades.
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FatherTed
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sounds sort of shit. do people in real life warfare duel wield much? i doubt it.

i can get it in halo, because you're a super soldier, and the way it balences out and all that. idk
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FatherTed wrote:

sounds sort of shit. do people in real life warfare duel wield much? i doubt it.

i can get it in halo, because you're a super soldier, and the way it balences out and all that. idk
This is present day Halo.
Miggle
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FatherTed wrote:

sounds sort of shit. do people in real life warfare duel wield much? i doubt it.

i can get it in halo, because you're a super soldier, and the way it balences out and all that. idk
CoD6 isn't realistic enough...

Halo though, never seen a game nearly as realistic as that.
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AussieReaper
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I can picture the script kiddies drooling at the thought of binding something to left click 50 times for them whenever they get dual wield Deagles.

Worth posting:

https://i30.tinypic.com/28a58oh.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Miggle
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AussieReaper wrote:

I can picture the script kiddies drooling at the thought of binding something to left click 50 times for them whenever they get dual wield Deagles.

Worth posting:

http://i30.tinypic.com/28a58oh.jpg
14?
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
AussieReaper
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Miggle wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

I can picture the script kiddies drooling at the thought of binding something to left click 50 times for them whenever they get dual wield Deagles.

Worth posting:

http://i30.tinypic.com/28a58oh.jpg
14?
They aren't the brightest bunch of crayons in the pack to start with, mate.
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FatherTed wrote:

do people in real life warfare duel wield much? i doubt it.
More like never
specialistx2324
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Miggle wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

sounds sort of shit. do people in real life warfare duel wield much? i doubt it.

i can get it in halo, because you're a super soldier, and the way it balences out and all that. idk
CoD6 isn't realistic enough...

Halo though, never seen a game nearly as realistic as that.
Halo > COD6 in terms of realism, you obviously need to do more thinking son.

so your trying to say that COD6 is not as realistic as halo and halo is more realistic than cod6. if that is what you are trying to say, you obviously dont have that many brain cells to begin with. okey so in real life, "realistic " as you were saying:  we drop bubble shields, jump 20+ feet in the air shooting rockets at people below with Zero Recoil, take 300+ bullets to the chest from a double SMG before we die, shoot a sniper rifle only to see a big huge comet trail from the barrel of the rifle, have unlimited running ability like master chief...


at least the weapons/ equipment in COD6 are derived to what out there right now. the beauty of COD games is not the weapons or the characters, but it is a good imitation on what the evolution of land warfare both past and present.. go jerkoff with your energy sword if you wsh.
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specialistx2324 wrote:

Miggle wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

sounds sort of shit. do people in real life warfare duel wield much? i doubt it.

i can get it in halo, because you're a super soldier, and the way it balences out and all that. idk
CoD6 isn't realistic enough...

Halo though, never seen a game nearly as realistic as that.
Halo > COD6 in terms of realism, you obviously need to do more thinking son.

so your trying to say that COD6 is not as realistic as halo and halo is more realistic than cod6. if that is what you are trying to say, you obviously dont have that many brain cells to begin with. okey so in real life, "realistic " as you were saying:  we drop bubble shields, jump 20+ feet in the air shooting rockets at people below with Zero Recoil, take 300+ bullets to the chest from a double SMG before we die, shoot a sniper rifle only to see a big huge comet trail from the barrel of the rifle, have unlimited running ability like master chief...


at least the weapons/ equipment in COD6 are derived to what out there right now. the beauty of COD games is not the weapons or the characters, but it is a good imitation on what the evolution of land warfare both past and present.. go jerkoff with your energy sword if you wsh.
you just got trolled into writing a novel by the master of sarcasm

p.s. - i didn't read anything past your first sentence
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Miggle
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haffeysucks wrote:

specialistx2324 wrote:

Miggle wrote:


CoD6 isn't realistic enough...

Halo though, never seen a game nearly as realistic as that.
Halo > COD6 in terms of realism, you obviously need to do more thinking son.

so your trying to say that COD6 is not as realistic as halo and halo is more realistic than cod6. if that is what you are trying to say, you obviously dont have that many brain cells to begin with. okey so in real life, "realistic " as you were saying:  we drop bubble shields, jump 20+ feet in the air shooting rockets at people below with Zero Recoil, take 300+ bullets to the chest from a double SMG before we die, shoot a sniper rifle only to see a big huge comet trail from the barrel of the rifle, have unlimited running ability like master chief...


at least the weapons/ equipment in COD6 are derived to what out there right now. the beauty of COD games is not the weapons or the characters, but it is a good imitation on what the evolution of land warfare both past and present.. go jerkoff with your energy sword if you wsh.
you just got trolled into writing a novel by the master of sarcasm

p.s. - i didn't read anything past your first sentence
wow, not only is his sarcasm detector horrible broken, so is the rest of his brain.

Specialist, I was referring to the irony of Ted saying that dual wielding was unrealistic in CoD6, but realistic in Halo, because even though neither is remotely realistic, at least CoD6 thinks it is.
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
Poseidon
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CoD6 is realistic what is this i dont even

If Halo's realistic so are the Chronicles of fucking Riddick (good porn movie name?).
specialistx2324
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Miggle wrote:

haffeysucks wrote:

specialistx2324 wrote:


Halo > COD6 in terms of realism, you obviously need to do more thinking son.

so your trying to say that COD6 is not as realistic as halo and halo is more realistic than cod6. if that is what you are trying to say, you obviously dont have that many brain cells to begin with. okey so in real life, "realistic " as you were saying:  we drop bubble shields, jump 20+ feet in the air shooting rockets at people below with Zero Recoil, take 300+ bullets to the chest from a double SMG before we die, shoot a sniper rifle only to see a big huge comet trail from the barrel of the rifle, have unlimited running ability like master chief...


at least the weapons/ equipment in COD6 are derived to what out there right now. the beauty of COD games is not the weapons or the characters, but it is a good imitation on what the evolution of land warfare both past and present.. go jerkoff with your energy sword if you wsh.
you just got trolled into writing a novel by the master of sarcasm

p.s. - i didn't read anything past your first sentence
wow, not only is his sarcasm detector horrible broken, so is the rest of his brain.

Specialist, I was referring to the irony of Ted saying that dual wielding was unrealistic in CoD6, but realistic in Halo, because even though neither is remotely realistic, at least CoD6 thinks it is.
haha......lol.. i hope they dont put Dual wielding pistols in COD6.. brings back bad memories of CSS.
Miggle
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Poseidon wrote:

CoD6 is realistic what is this i dont even

If Halo's realistic so are the Chronicles of fucking Riddick (good porn movie name?).
better porn name would be:

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Requiem for a wet dream
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Miggle
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specialistx2324 wrote:

Miggle wrote:

haffeysucks wrote:


you just got trolled into writing a novel by the master of sarcasm

p.s. - i didn't read anything past your first sentence
wow, not only is his sarcasm detector horrible broken, so is the rest of his brain.

Specialist, I was referring to the irony of Ted saying that dual wielding was unrealistic in CoD6, but realistic in Halo, because even though neither is remotely realistic, at least CoD6 thinks it is.
haha......lol.. i hope they dont put Dual wielding pistols in COD6.. brings back bad memories of CSS.
Good job reading the thread.
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Brasso
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Miggle wrote:

specialistx2324 wrote:

Miggle wrote:


wow, not only is his sarcasm detector horrible broken, so is the rest of his brain.

Specialist, I was referring to the irony of Ted saying that dual wielding was unrealistic in CoD6, but realistic in Halo, because even though neither is remotely realistic, at least CoD6 thinks it is.
haha......lol.. i hope they dont put Dual wielding pistols in COD6.. brings back bad memories of CSS.
Good job reading the thread.
read op pls
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TopHat01
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Blade4509 wrote:

Dual Wield: Carry 2 pistols, no grenades.
10x Frag: 10 grenades, no side arm

2x Sonic Boom: Double the damage on explosives, reduced weapon damage.
Miggle
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TopHat01 wrote:

Blade4509 wrote:

Dual Wield: Carry 2 pistols, no grenades.
10x Frag: 10 grenades, no side arm

2x Sonic Boom: Double the damage on explosives, reduced weapon damage.
they wouldn't make them that weak.

Take off the side-effects, that's more like them.
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TopHat01
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specialistx2324 wrote:

haha......lol.. i hope they dont put Dual wielding pistols in COD6.. brings back bad memories of CSS.
The Dual Elites in CSS suck anyways.

EDIT: Miggle wins this thread for the massive troll.

Last edited by TopHat01 (2009-08-24 20:53:50)

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noice
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Oh shi-

If you dual wield I hope they wont let you look through ironsights/zoom/whatever.
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FatherTed
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urgh the point of the halo bit wasn't that it was realistic (because it's not, you a 7ft dude in a green suit singlehandedly raping some aliens), but in it's context (he's a 7ft supersoldier), duelwielding isnt so far fetched.

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this whole thread made me lol

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...except specialistx2324
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