lolTriggerHappy998 wrote:
Why are you reading FemaleFirst?
why the hell are you sucking and licking all over chuck norrises nut sack? u have homo cravings for him or what? Im sick an tired about hearing about chuck norris. Ill snipe his fucking dome off or give him the shock paddles if he ever came in to bf2. He is nothing. Vandamn was better and could kick his ass. Now its Jet Li, who would kick chucks ass, wait for him to recover and beat his ass again. GET OVER CHUCK NORRIS Erkut.hv!!!!1Erkut.hv wrote:
Not possible. The size of the roundhouse kick would shrink, yes, but not it's power. Chuck can count to infinity, twice, but he can't count the power of a roundhouse kick.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
I'm sure Rick Moranis could invent a shrinking ray effective enough for that purpose. Perhaps a device that could even diminish the dimension-shattering power of the roundhouse kick.Erkut.hv wrote:
And he still couldn't carry Chuck Norris' jock-strap, if there were, in fact, a jock strap capable of carrying his sack.
And at best, the shrink ray would only shrink his jock enough to carry two of Chuck's six testicles.
Oh I C he made the jump from the Big screen to TV,Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
FYI---He does have the highest rated comedy on network tv.Horseman 77 wrote:
Bullshit . like he makes any movies at all lately. dont make me laugh. Hollywood loves this stuff. Now they will feed him some parts.Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Charlie+Sheen+s+9+11+cover+up+claims-9150.html
Charlie Sheen doesn't believe 9/11 spin. Claims he will be demonized for his view. If it isn't the prez' view, we all know he will too. Check it out.
Yep all the big actors are waiting for that lucky break huh?
Who the hell watches TV. Whats the show I never heard of it.
He would be working in a 7/11 if his dad wasn't Martin " Siagon,.. shit Im still only in Siagon " Sheen.
Um... that's gret...
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman