LoS-Infinity
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OK, so i finished playing battlefield for the night. I decide it would be a good idea if i run up to the servo and pick up a bottle of coke....
I had been drinking and did not want to risk getting caught so the night mission began:

I left the house with my mission objective :get bottle of coke for $2.99,

halfway in to my mission i am confronted by 3 "youths", i am walking down the street all alone mind you...

burly guy1: "OI GUY, YOU GOT A FAG??"

Me: " UM, yeah like naaah i only got 1 left and such and such"

burly guy 3: "oh this guy is a faggot!!!"
burly guy 2: "yeah we should bash him and take his *shit*"

Me: -about a hundred meters from safeway, "whatever, I am going to work right now" -which obvioulsy i was not...

burly guy 1: "we will be waiting for ya all night you fuckin smart cunt"
burly guy 2 and 3: "yeah " with like smiles on their faces..

Me: "OK that is fucken IT!!!" - I whip out my nunchucks and start saying shit like - " IMA SPLIT THAT PRETTY SKULL OF YOURS!!!!!"

Swinging them about like a pro, I knock the first guy out with a clean swipe across his face, like there is no animation frames between me hitting him and him hitting the ground!
Smashed the second guy with a wild shot - he must of lost some teeth!! - As he fell to the ground bury man 3 said something like: "You are dead cunt!"

Naah sorry had to embellish a bit Wink

But after the intimidated me, I left the servo, and they were still there causing shit, - i had no mobile, so i was freakikng out...
Ended up doing a Sam Fischer on them, hiding out in the shadows of the convienence store untill i infiltrated thier escape plan...
At last i was free to leave with out being pooned! Smile

The indian guy at the register wouldn't of been much help, these were some ethinic mother fuckers with tats, like samoan or somthing,...

I think they were just bored, but hey - at least it is not my skull they are crackin!!!!

PHEW!!! Smile
LoS-Infinity
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BTW to stop any flamers i will say this now:
" I AM A FAGGOT THAT DESERVES TO BE BASHED"
Probably but i would like some bashing too please....
HisInfernalDeath
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+23|6952|Belgium
Long live america....(not)
LoS-Infinity
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+4|6986
Damn i wish i HAD packed my nunchucks for that particular walk!!
ANYONE HAD ANY SIMILAR EXPEIENCES???
I did not like it, i want to be all bruce lee on their asses

Last edited by LoS-Infinity (2006-02-28 07:54:31)

Cybargs
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+2,285|6944
nice job, shouldve said pwned bitch at the end
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LoS-Infinity
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HisInfernalDeath wrote:

Long live america....(not)
Dude, this happened in Australia, i mean we have some rough bastards, but most of them do not carry guns...
because if is almost impossible to obtain a firearm , I am sure others will say different but anyway>>>
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|6967|Comber, Northern Ireland
is safeway not morrisons now? or asda? herm i'm confused
arson
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+99|6864|New York

HisInfernalDeath wrote:

Long live america....(not)
"fags" are from Europe..you should know that
Glazing
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+0|6972|The couch
Chuck Norris would have roundhouse kicked them all!!

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