Have you ever made a poem?

2007-11-29 07:23:07

#1

suomalainen_äijä: Member; +64|6469

poems are funny and interesting, post your poems here

I wrote this about an hour ago:
" that's not so catchy, join me in the palace of wisdom, or continue being sexy "

2007-11-29 07:28:10

#2

TravisC555: Member; +118|6522|Cox Convention Center, OK

Yes, but I didn't want to and I don't like poetry.

2007-11-29 07:31:00

#3

d3athwi5h4: insert clever title here; +59|6816|Kickapoo

poetry is for queers , no really it is.

2007-11-29 07:33:07

#4

jord: Member; +2,382|6981|The North, beyond the wall.

I voted No but not because I can't think of anything, but I just wouldn't want to...

2007-11-29 07:35:34

#5

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6501|Winland

Roses are gay, violes are too, Sam is gay, and so are you.

I prefer drawing tbh.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2007-11-29 07:40:45

#6

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6925|Gold coast, Aus.

Only because I had to in English.

2007-11-29 07:44:38

#7

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7013|Charlie One Alpha

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2007-11-29 07:51:08

#8

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6436|Scotland!

I did, and it pwned and they made me read it out in front of the school at assembly.

Never again

2007-11-29 08:00:02

#9

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6924|London, England

Only because we were forced to at school (gunpoint). Other than that, excuse me wtf r u doin, poem?

2007-11-29 08:05:20

#10

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6880|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

LaidBackNinja wrote:
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake.

Damn you! You took the one i wanted! ARG!

2007-11-29 08:06:31

#11

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6705|dm_maidenhead

Freezer7Pro wrote:
Roses are gay, violes are too, Sam is gay, and so are you.

I prefer drawing tbh.

Wow how original. I've never heard anyone make a parody of the "Roses are Red" poem.

And the poll is bias. Why isn't there an option for know I don't want to. Or just yes and no options?

2007-11-29 09:08:22

#12

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6793|Gogledd Cymru

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Get the fuck out Peter,
You dirty J*w.

2007-11-29 09:12:31

#13

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6865|Southampton, UK

Mr.Surgeons wrote:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Get the fuck out Peter,
You dirty J*w.

/win.

Periods are Red,
Corpses are Blue,
GTFO,
Or I'll rape you.

2007-11-29 09:15:25

#14

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6694|fåking denmark

I have been forced in school, so yes.

2007-11-29 09:17:39

#15

Raphi: Banned; +354|6562|Basel, Switzerland

I'm Jamesey wrote:
Never again

^

2007-11-29 09:22:40

#16

Acrnstlkr: Member; +11|6300|Iowa, USA

there was an old lady from wheeling
who had a particular feeling
she laid on her back
tickled her crack and pissed all over the ceiling!

2007-11-29 09:39:51

#17

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6705|dm_maidenhead

Mr.Surgeons wrote:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Get the fuck out Peter,
You dirty J*w.

2007-11-29 09:41:57

#18

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6924|London, England

Peter! wrote:
Mr.Surgeons wrote:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Get the fuck out Peter,
You dirty J*w.

BF2s - Where it's acceptable to hate on Muslims, Jews and the French.

Bless this site and everyone in it

kk i jus joek

2007-11-29 09:42:37

#19

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6793|Gogledd Cymru

Mekstizzle wrote:
Peter! wrote:
Mr.Surgeons wrote:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Get the fuck out Peter,
You dirty J*w.
BF2s - Where it's acceptable to hate on Muslims, Jews and the French.

Bless this site and everyone in it

kk i jus joek

I meant Jow.

2007-11-29 09:43:07

#20

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|6942|Montreal, Qc, Canada

yea i did one once....

here it is:

Empty spaces fill me up with holes
Distant faces with no place left to go
Without you within me I can't find no rest
Where I’m going is anybody’s guess

I tried to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I’m going to be is incomplete

Voices tell me I should carry on
But I am swimming in an ocean all alone
Baby, my baby
It’s written on your face
You still wonder if we made a big mistake

I tried to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I’m going to be is incomplete

I don’t mean to drag it on, but I can’t seem to let you go
I don’t wanna make you face this world alone
I wanna let you go

I tried to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I’m going to be is incomplete

2007-11-29 09:43:45

#21

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6705|dm_maidenhead

I thought he meant jaw.

edit:^^ at Andoura: emo

Last edited by Peter! (2007-11-29 09:44:15)

2007-11-29 09:44:01

#22

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6793|Gogledd Cymru

Andoura wrote:
yea i did one once....

here it is:

Empty spaces fill me up with holes
Distant faces with no place left to go
Without you within me I can't find no rest
Where I’m going is anybody’s guess

I tried to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I’m going to be is incomplete

Voices tell me I should carry on
But I am swimming in an ocean all alone
Baby, my baby
It’s written on your face
You still wonder if we made a big mistake

I tried to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I’m going to be is incomplete

I don’t mean to drag it on, but I can’t seem to let you go
I don’t wanna make you face this world alone
I wanna let you go

I tried to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I’m going to be is incomplete

LIAR!

2007-11-29 09:44:37

#23

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|6942|Montreal, Qc, Canada

Mr.Surgeons wrote:
Andoura wrote:
yea i did one once....

here it is:

Empty spaces fill me up with holes
Distant faces with no place left to go
Without you within me I can't find no rest
Where I’m going is anybody’s guess

I tried to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I’m going to be is incomplete

Voices tell me I should carry on
But I am swimming in an ocean all alone
Baby, my baby
It’s written on your face
You still wonder if we made a big mistake

I tried to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I’m going to be is incomplete

I don’t mean to drag it on, but I can’t seem to let you go
I don’t wanna make you face this world alone
I wanna let you go

I tried to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I’m going to be is incomplete
LIAR!

NO WAI!

2007-11-29 09:46:55

#24

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6705|dm_maidenhead

Andoura wrote:
yea i did one once....

here it is:

Empty spaces fill me up with holes
Distant faces with no place left to go
Without you within me I can't find no rest
Where I’m going is anybody’s guess

I tried to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I’m going to be is incomplete

Voices tell me I should carry on
But I am swimming in an ocean all alone
Baby, my baby
It’s written on your face
You still wonder if we made a big mistake

I tried to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I’m going to be is incomplete

I don’t mean to drag it on, but I can’t seem to let you go
I don’t wanna make you face this world alone
I wanna let you go

I tried to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I’m going to be is incomplete

QFFHP
(quoted for fucking huge posts)

2007-11-29 10:14:26

#25

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6865|Southampton, UK

Acrnstlkr wrote:
there was an old lady from wheeling
who had a particular feeling
she laid on her back
tickled her crack and pissed all over the ceiling!

Pathetic. Wheeling is stupid name as a place.

There was an old woman from Eling. http://www.totton-and-eling.demon.co.uk/
Who had a particular feeling
She laid on her back
OPENED her crack, not tickled, and pissed all over the ceiling.

Get it right.

Yes, let me tell you one(or more)	63%	63% - 28
No, I can't think of anything	20%	20% - 9
Poem?	15%	15% - 7
Total: 44

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