Official Drunk Thread

2008-11-23 04:17:16

#476

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|6786|USA

TheAussieReaper wrote:
Ender2309 wrote:
i can't see right now. i almost hooked up with Amy L. she's hugemongus and ugly. she's also the sister of a great guy at my fraternity. thank god it didn't haoppen. what the hell is going on/ i can;t read right niow. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
how long were you trapped in the bathroom?

what?

i went pee like 12 times tonight. but only for a little bit. i' dnnt get it.

2008-11-23 16:09:14

#477

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6836|London, England

YYYYYYYYYES. For the first time, in a long time, I've come home, and I'm still abit buzzing, well alot buzzing. I'm cracking open a fucking Australian fucking fosters now, just to tip myself over from what was, a decent night out

I know it's a fucking Sunday

fuk u all

2008-11-23 16:10:34

#478

phishman420: Banned; +821|5896

I'm tellin'.

2008-11-23 16:11:39

#479

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6836|London, England

bring back ig

wtf does phisman even mean, nigga you know I know what 420 means, but what does phishman mean

2008-11-23 16:12:49

#480

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|6954|Comber, Northern Ireland

he's angry when he's drunk

2008-11-23 16:13:13

#481

phishman420: Banned; +821|5896

Phish

2008-11-23 16:13:15

#482

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6848

Mekstizzle wrote:
bring back ig

wtf does phisman even mean, nigga you know I know what 420 means, but what does phishman mean

he lieks phish innit

2008-11-23 16:15:25

#483

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6836|London, England

david363 wrote:
he's angry when he's drunk

lol

Seriously, you're not the first to say that

Everyone keeps saying how I turn into a fucking maniac when I'm drunk, if anything, I'm the complete opposite

well, most of the time

why the hell does everyone keep calling me that

I'm not actually serious when I swear at everyone/everything etc.. it's all just like a sarcasm, if you get me

edit: well actually, fuck u gooners, u fucking arsenal supporter, go get relegated french faggot

no im only kidding <3 fucking destroy chelsea next week

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2008-11-23 16:15:59)

2008-11-23 23:46:04

#484

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6705|Gogledd Cymru

Skittles can't handle his ale.

2008-11-25 17:10:01

#485

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6559

so, fuckin nightmare to locate this thread when drunk.

one of my best frineds jsut ran off on me furiously jsut becuase i suggested his girlfriend needed thereapy. she´s a crazy witch and definately needs some profesional helo. ah, anyways, fucking guinness made me drunk and shitty and now im drunk. fuck. damn you irish man with irish guiness, aikng europeans drunk all the fuckin time. ufck. danm. need sleep nwo, my concentrations geting bad. woha, english. da,n. who won the fuckin footbal anyways, chealsei!? arsenal? are tose the ereak obkes? fuck

https://www.abload.de/img/bf3-bf2ssig0250wvn.jpg

2008-11-25 17:44:51

#486

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6345|Carnoustie MASSIF

Mekstizzle wrote:
fucking destroy chelsea next week

Kuck my snob, mon the blues.

2008-11-27 01:35:22

#487

A12345: Member; +77|6685

what sucks is being too drunk to fuck thats eheen you know you fucked up, but i was pleasatntly surprsieed that this place had don julio 1942, i love that stuff, not my favorite probably but way up there

2008-12-04 15:09:32

#488

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|6954|Comber, Northern Ireland

woohoo im shit gfaced

2008-12-04 15:25:45

#489

specops10-4: Member; +108|6958|In the hills

phishman420 wrote:
Is it really that hard to post while you're drunk? I think not.
phishman420 wrote:
Went to the Hawks game. We lost.

At least we had 6 free $125 tickets.
I guess I'm not cool unless I purposely butcher my grammar.

Its because they are faking to look cool on an internet forum. Maybe not everyone, but I can tell, I used to do shit like this to impress people... so sad.

2008-12-04 18:39:01

#490

Hope_is_lost117: Psy squad; +49|6212|Belgium

I'm not really drunk now, just happy drunk
Was a nice night
But it's been enough, going to hit some sack now
Gn HF

2008-12-05 06:08:15

#491

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6689|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Alcohol, I'm coming for theeee.................eeeeeeeeeeeee.............................e!

2008-12-05 15:11:12

#492

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6783|NYC / Hamburg

My GFm a couple of friends and I went out today.

I don't think I should continue building my PCs tonight

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-12-05 15:25:41

#493

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6689|6 6 4 oh, I forget

o fuk. christmas party over. drunk as a skunk. gonna pass out naw. nithy night kiddos!

2008-12-05 17:39:39

#494

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6679|Tyne & Wear, England

Im not too bad considering i had my first drink in 40 fdays,

i just remembered i dropped a wee bottle of johnnie walker down the side of me desk and im gunna find it and drink it.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-12-05 17:46:49

#495

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6368|what

ooooooooooh. Drunk as a newt after having dinner at a thai restraunt and then walking over the to pub next dor.

2008-12-05 17:48:45

#496

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6512|Bloomington Indiana

i started drinking 2 hours ago to help me study...

i should've known...that never works....

nothings getting done tonight

2008-12-05 18:00:34

#497

oug: Calmer than you are.; +380|6734|Πάϊ

every time i get drunk im too drunk to post herer so im postin now that im just a little bit

_ƒ³

2008-12-05 20:54:24

#498

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|6855|Your moms bedroom

ohhh fuck, drank a lot of bud light tonight, had a friend over, playing gow2 horde with a couple of other guys trying to get to horde 50. damnit, then i went to my lap top and accidently hit ctrl-alt-left, and fucked my screen up, only trying to hit alt-back to got to prev page, hadnt fucked my screen up ever b4 like that and took me 20 minutes to figure out what i did..... so the lesson learned is, if you want to fuck with someones computer who isnt very savvy hit ctrl-alt-left!!!

2008-12-06 00:30:17

#499

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|6854|Montreal, Qc, Canada

im fkin drunk!! just got back from sugat night club, its 3:29am, everythiong was at 1$, shooter, beer, etc.. fyck i was driving! the police was in the parking but we waited until he goes away and i took my caer ! yea babi, he was lost for a while but i am home nowww

good nite okay, bye

2008-12-06 01:54:07

#500

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6689|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Hmm. Ssoo I was here at something am writing drunk stuff. I wonder where else I've been raging...

I think I'm still drunk.

Let's see the To do list of the day:

Take a hangover dump
Take a hot shower
Wash the teeth
Wash the teeth again
Stop listening to one song on Winamp on repeat
Order a pizza full with different meat
Watch movies all day long
Enjoy the hangover home alone since the missus is visiting her folks

BF2S Forums Official Drunk Thread

TheAussieReaper wrote:

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