Sometimes you just have to get home.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
I've been in that situation once. I knew i was wasted leaving this one party. A friend took me to sleep at my brother's but he wasn't home for some reason. It was fucking cold out and i didn't know anyone to go to around there so i drove home (my car was at my brother's). Sometimes you have to do retarded shit even if you acknowledge it's not smart.
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yeah, don't sleep in your car or anything, just put a bunch of other drivers' lives at risk.
there were a ton of DUI checkpoints last night
there were a ton of DUI checkpoints last night
Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2012-01-01 07:57:35)
seriously driving drinked is one of the dumbest things you could ever do. just grab a few hours sleep in your car, call a cab, call a relative or walk or anything else
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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
i drive better drunk than finray sober
under my LEADERSHIP and WISDOM scottish people wouldn't be allowed driving licenses so vote teds '12 (and for mod)
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
As I said it was fucking cold, couldn't have slept in my car. I didn't have battery in my cellphone so i couldn't call a cab or something. I'm not stupid and i wouldn't have done that if i had another choice. It was very late and a small town so i was hardly putting other drivers' lives at risk. I met no other drivers on the journey anyways.
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dats because dey were all smrt enuf to not drive drnk!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
as if any of this makes you less of a dickDUnlimited wrote:
As I said it was fucking cold, couldn't have slept in my car. I didn't have battery in my cellphone so i couldn't call a cab or something. I'm not stupid and i wouldn't have done that if i had another choice. It was very late and a small town so i was hardly putting other drivers' lives at risk. I met no other drivers on the journey anyways.
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DUnlimited wrote:
As I said it was fucking cold, couldn't have slept in my car. I didn't have battery in my cellphone so i couldn't call a cab or something. I'm not stupid and i wouldn't have done that if i had another choice. It was very late and a small town so i was hardly putting other drivers' lives at risk. I met no other drivers on the journey anyways.
quiet youToilet Sex wrote:
as if any of this makes you less of a dickDUnlimited wrote:
As I said it was fucking cold, couldn't have slept in my car. I didn't have battery in my cellphone so i couldn't call a cab or something. I'm not stupid and i wouldn't have done that if i had another choice. It was very late and a small town so i was hardly putting other drivers' lives at risk. I met no other drivers on the journey anyways.
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hi burn
hey hurricat
whatcha drinkin?
i went to a basketball game, and almost got busted drinking rum.
Rum, with a beer chaser
Rum, with a beer chaser
noice
the nice bit? i went with my father in law, who drove. and was mesmerized by the . . . whatever they're calling their cheerleaders
Jack Daniels Honey yummyy
anyone know a good long island ice tea recipe? I had some on a cruise a while back and want to make some.
(just recently turned 21, need drink recepieszzez)
anyone know a good long island ice tea recipe? I had some on a cruise a while back and want to make some.
(just recently turned 21, need drink recepieszzez)
Last edited by eusgen (2012-01-10 20:04:17)
until you don't make itUnkleRukus wrote:
Sometimes you just have to get home.
I suddenly smell barbeque chicken tenders, i want some badly; so drunk, halp bf2s feed me
i envy your state of intoxication
all that's left to drink in this house is a glass of wine and some expired baileys. my parents aren't very cool.
that sounds horribly lame