Pros and Cons of Being Married

2007-03-28 18:12:52

#1

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|6978|Argentina

I thought the married guys here could make a list of pros and cons of being married. This would come handy for all those guys who are single or those about to board this train. Since I'm a married man myself I will start with:

PROS:
1-YOU DON'T NEED TO DATE YOUR WIFE TO GET LAID (sergeriver)
2-YOUR WIFE WILL COOK FOR YOU (Superslim)
3-GREAT SEX, HOUSE, KIDS, HAPPINESS (ATG)
4-HAVING A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO KNOWS YOUR FAULTS, BUT STILL CHOOSES TO LOVE YOU (Stingray24)
5-RELANTIONSHIP ON A DEEPER LEVEL, MUTUAL VALUES AND COMPANIONSHIP(Stingray24)
6-YOU CAN FART (Pug)
7-IT'S NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE ALWAYS THERE TO TALK TO AND LAUGH WITH (SEREMAKER)
8-IT WON'T BE YOUR FIRST (imdead)
9-SHE REMEMBERS IMPORTANT DATES FOR YOU (DBBrinson1)
10-SHE WASHES AND FOLDS YOUR CLOTHES (DBBrinson1)
11-YOU HAVE SOMEONE YOU CAN RANT AT ABOUT WORK/FRIENDS/LIFE WITHOUT THEM THROWING IT BACK IN YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE CALMED DOWN (JahManRed)

CONS:
1-YOU CAN'T HANG OUT WITH THE GUYS WITHOUT PERMISSION, TECHNICALLY YOU ARE BACK TO CHILDHOOD (sergeriver)
2-SPLIT UP IS EXPENSIVE (delta4bravo*nl*)
3-YOU ONLY GET TO DO ONE PERSON FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (theit57)
4-YOU HAVE TO EAT WHAT YOUR WIFE COOKS AND YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT (Superslim)
5-YOU MUST NOT LOOK AT FRESH YOUNG PUSSIES (ATG)
6-BIG PAYMENT (ATG)
7-WHEN YOU HAVE A CONFLICT YOU STILL HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE SAME BED (Stingray24)
8-STYLE CHANNEL AND 50K OTHER MAKEOVER SHOWS ON YOUR TV (Stingray24)
9-GAMING TIME REDUCED (Stingray24)
10-SMALLER BANK ACCOUNT DUE TO CLOTHING PURCHASES (Stingray24)
11-NO MORE THREESOMES (Pug)
12-YOUR WIFE CAN FART (Pug)
13-GUY LOGIC CAUSES EMOTIONAL FEEDBACK SOMETIMES (Pug)
14-SOMETIMES TALKING DOESN'T SOLVE ISSUES (Pug)
15-YOU AND YOUR WIFE EVENTUALLY HAVE THE SAME INTERESTS (Pug)
16-INLAWS (SEREMAKER)
17-SHE REMEMBERS IMPORTANT DATES YOU FORGOT (DBBrinson1)
18-YOU HAVE TO DO HER EVEN WHEN SHE'S GETTING OLD AND FAT ([pt] KEIOS)
19-YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG AND SHE IS ALWAYS RIGHT (sergeriver)

Last edited by sergeriver (2007-03-29 09:50:11)

2007-03-28 18:19:10

#2

delta4bravo*nl*: Dutch Delight; +68|6973

Before marriage splitup = no cost.
after marriage splitup = costly
im not married yet will be in 3 months, I dont see many changes comming.
I dont need to date for a screw, she hates romantic shit exept for hanging out on the couch with some nice drinks and a good talk.
And she asked me to marrie her

2007-03-28 18:21:20

#3

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6750|Global Command

My wife is a great wife, but a crappy business partner. So I seek to not need her there.
She's a great mother too.

Man, I have a great sex life, & as long as I don't place any undo expectations on her, all is well.

2007-03-28 18:21:31

#4

theit57: I am THE Frodo Baggins.; +124|6619|6 feet under

More cons

you only get to do one person for the rest of your life (from the movie Old School)

More Pros

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

2007-03-28 18:22:25

#5

Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|6912|Calgary

ATG wrote:
My wife is a great wife, but a crappy business partner. So I seek to not need her there.
She's a great mother too.

Man, I have a great sex life, & as long as I don't place any undo expectations on her, all is well.

great sex life and married??????

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

2007-03-28 18:23:50

#6

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|6978|Argentina

ATG wrote:
My wife is a great wife, but a crappy business partner. So I seek to not need her there.
She's a great mother too.

Man, I have a great sex life, & as long as I don't place any undo expectations on her, all is well.

Could you give an example of pros and cons in your opinion, so we can make a list.

2007-03-28 18:25:00

#7

delta4bravo*nl*: Dutch Delight; +68|6973

theit57 wrote:
More cons

you only get to do one person for the rest of your life (from the movie Old School)

More Pros

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Lol I had my share before I met her... im good to go.. dont need more.

2007-03-28 18:25:20

#8

Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|6912|Calgary

Pro.. Your wife will cook for you

Con.. you HAVE to eat it and LIKE it

2007-03-28 18:27:52

#9

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6750|Global Command

sergeriver wrote:
ATG wrote:
My wife is a great wife, but a crappy business partner. So I seek to not need her there.
She's a great mother too.

Man, I have a great sex life, & as long as I don't place any undo expectations on her, all is well.
Could you give an example of pros and cons in your opinion, so we can make a list.

Pro--great sex Con--must not look at fresh young pussy
Pro--House Con--big payment
Pro--kids Con--can't rock climb anymore, really
Pro--happy Con-- loss of gamble of new adventures.

2007-03-28 18:39:19

#10

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6666|The Land of Scott Walker

PROS:
1 - Married sex = awesome
2 - Having a beautiful woman who knows your faults, but still chooses to love you
3 - Relationship on a deeper level than dating
4 - Kids
5 - Mutual values
6 - Companionship

CONS:
1 - When you have a conflict you still have to sleep in the same bed (PS the makeup sex is awesome)
2 - Style Channel and 50,000 other makeover shows on your tv
3 - Gaming time reduced
4 - Smaller bank account due to clothing purchases
5 - Loss of independence, you have to make plans with her in mind

Overall I believe the PROS outweight the CONS by a long shot.

2007-03-28 18:47:30

#11

Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|6912|Calgary

ATG wrote:
sergeriver wrote:
ATG wrote:
My wife is a great wife, but a crappy business partner. So I seek to not need her there.
She's a great mother too.

Man, I have a great sex life, & as long as I don't place any undo expectations on her, all is well.
Could you give an example of pros and cons in your opinion, so we can make a list.
Pro--great sex Con--must not look at fresh young pussy
Pro--House Con--big payment
Pro--kids Con--can't rock climb anymore, really
Pro--happy Con-- loss of gamble of new adventures.

Winning post. what else to say...

2007-03-28 18:52:12

#12

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6763|Texas - Bigger than France

Cons: No more threesomes
Pros: No more threesomes

Pros: You can fart
Cons: She can fart

Pros: You get to conclusively solve issues with guy logic
Cons: Guy logic causes emotional feedback sometimes

Pros: Sometimes issues don't need to be solved, just talked about
Cons: Sometimes talking doesn't solve issues

Pros: Hot wife = respect
Cons: Hot wife = respect

Pros: You and your wife eventually have the same interests
Cons: You and your wife eventually have the same interests
(Examples for me: gambling, basketball (wife played college ball...I'm 6'5"...humiliating), she's not going near a golf course while I'm alive, we both want to buy a boat...my version pulls fish in, her's pulls waterskiers).

And I'll second Stingray on all the Pros.

2007-03-28 19:16:55

#13

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6750|Global Command

Verdict:
Marriage rulz

2007-03-28 19:30:36

#14

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6763|Texas - Bigger than France

I thought of one more:

Con: If she reads any of this, I'm dead
Pro: She'll never know this website ever existed anyway

2007-03-28 19:33:14

#15

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6789|Mountains of NC

pros: nice to have someone always there to talk to and laugh with

cons: Inlaws ........................................... period

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2007-03-29 05:13:19

#16

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|6978|Argentina

ATG wrote:
sergeriver wrote:
ATG wrote:
My wife is a great wife, but a crappy business partner. So I seek to not need her there.
She's a great mother too.

Man, I have a great sex life, & as long as I don't place any undo expectations on her, all is well.
Could you give an example of pros and cons in your opinion, so we can make a list.
Pro--great sex Con--must not look at fresh young pussy
Pro--House Con--big payment
Pro--kids Con--can't rock climb anymore, really
Pro--happy Con-- loss of gamble of new adventures.

The rock climbing is an ATG only thing, lol. I think it doesn't apply to everyone.

2007-03-29 05:15:04

#17

imdead: Death StatPadder; +228|6990|Human Meat Shield

Pros: It wont be your first

Cons: It costs money.

2007-03-29 05:17:11

#18

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|6978|Argentina

Stingray24 wrote:
2 - Style Channel and 50,000 other makeover shows on your tv
3 - Gaming time reduced

2-This is so true.
3-This is not. You know, I discovered you can play all the time you want if you make enough compliments to her and take her out for shopping or dinner.

2007-03-29 05:18:38

#19

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|6978|Argentina

Pug wrote:
Cons: No more threesomes
Pros: No more threesomes

Pros: You can fart
Cons: She can fart

Pros: You get to conclusively solve issues with guy logic
Cons: Guy logic causes emotional feedback sometimes

Pros: Sometimes issues don't need to be solved, just talked about
Cons: Sometimes talking doesn't solve issues

Pros: Hot wife = respect
Cons: Hot wife = respect

Pros: You and your wife eventually have the same interests
Cons: You and your wife eventually have the same interests
(Examples for me: gambling, basketball (wife played college ball...I'm 6'5"...humiliating), she's not going near a golf course while I'm alive, we both want to buy a boat...my version pulls fish in, her's pulls waterskiers).

And I'll second Stingray on all the Pros.

There are more cons than pros there, lol.

2007-03-29 05:33:35

#20

13rin: Member; +977|6700

Pro -she remembers important dates for you.

Con-she remembers important dates you forgot.

Pro - Washes/folds your clothes

Con- gets mad when I buy more guns.

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

2007-03-29 05:34:37

#21

[pt] KEIOS: srs bsns; +231|6873|pimelteror.de

contra:

- you give up your freedom and your will. prepare to be changed.
- you have to do her, even when she´s getting old and fat

2007-03-29 05:56:06

#22

pedigreeuk: I'm English, not British!; +113|6991|Rotherham, England

Gotta laugh at the list of cons being almost double the pro's, I suppose as blokes we'll never learn

I for one won't learn, I'll be married soon enough.

HEEEEEeeeeeelllllpppppppp!!!!!!!!

2007-03-29 06:09:56

#23

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6666|The Land of Scott Walker

sergeriver wrote:
Stingray24 wrote:
2 - Style Channel and 50,000 other makeover shows on your tv
3 - Gaming time reduced
2-This is so true.
3-This is not. You know, I discovered you can play all the time you want if you make enough compliments to her and take her out for shopping or dinner.

Good point. I guess it's more the kids that reduced my gaming time than my wife. I stand corrected.

2007-03-29 06:25:09

#24

Hunter/Jumper: Member; +117|6575

I have a very young, athletic, sexy, inteligent and wealthy wife. We share many intrests, she is an excellent cook and basicaly acts as my personal maid / butler/ slave. and even I regret getting married. Tred with caution lads.

She refers to my gaming time as ( Relaxing ) as in " oh, he's relaxing now "

I will put her in a sig if I can make one. she looks like a Porn Star.

Last edited by Hunter/Jumper (2007-03-29 06:28:35)

2007-03-29 06:30:18

#25

Hunter/Jumper: Member; +117|6575

pedigreeuk wrote:
Gotta laugh at the list of cons being almost double the pro's, I suppose as blokes we'll never learn

I for one won't learn, I'll be married soon enough.

HEEEEEeeeeeelllllpppppppp!!!!!!!!

Get back to us in one year...it should be interesting.

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