Better be better than what your friend gave me.
"That's what your mother said" chirped in mike's best friendNaughty_Om wrote:
Better be better than what your friend gave me.
... so she turns around to him and says "you haven't even taken my tights off!".
Spawnofthemist is a good person.
Hahahahahahhahaaa.
Hahahahahahhahaaa.
That's not my B-52 Stratofortress, that's my wife!
To get to the other side.
you insist on taking my punchlines!BigmacK wrote:
So I shot the bitch!
Oh god............ ohhhhhhhh......... god................. fuck..... damn.......Cougar wrote:
...so the doctor says, "It's not crabs, it's fruit flies. Your cherry is rotten."
15 more years! 15 more years!
LMFAO!!! ROFL - Literaly!! +1ATG wrote:
Spawnofthemist is a good person.
Hahahahahahhahaaa.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Another awesome one!!! Omg lmaoHurricane wrote:
That's not my B-52 Stratofortress, that's my wife!
15 more years! 15 more years!
lee mack at the melbourne comedy gala?Flecco wrote:
"Oh wait, I made a mistake back at the start there... It was Chechen, not chicken, why did the CHECHEN cross the road?"
Actually can't remember the joke because it's pretty long (like 3 mins... actually from a standup show) but it's hilarious....
i had one but some one has already used it
"Your sitting in it now"
"That's what she said!"
Then he woke up with a spoon in his ass.
KiL
KiL
George decides that perhaps he shouldn't have brought the 20 jars of peanut butter on his trip through the forest
You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.
or
There's a weasel chomping on my privates.
or
There's a weasel chomping on my privates.
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A weasel? Is that some sort of diabolical creation created in a secret lab in the mountain of cambodia? Because if it is, then i have the exact same problem
I will move to Copenhagen and get Swedish nationality!!!
"Ping pong balls, not King Kong's balls!"
And the Japanese golfer said....what's deodorant!
(I don't know the actual joke, I heard it just as the punchline!)
((They sound best in the "and _____ said ______" format!))
(I don't know the actual joke, I heard it just as the punchline!)
((They sound best in the "and _____ said ______" format!))
as gay guy #1 is beating off he says to gay guy #2, since it's your first day on the job, i thought i'd pack you a lunch.
..."Everytime I go to flush, something squeezes my balls!"
"You idiot, you're sitting in a mop bucket!"
"You idiot, you're sitting in a mop bucket!"
"Nail its other hand to the floor"
"A baby in the microwave"
"Stick a Javelin through its head"
"A pile of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out"
"A baby in the microwave"
"Stick a Javelin through its head"
"A pile of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out"
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Rape.
I said, "Suck my erection, not Fuck my election!"