tittle of thread defines the deal. EG;
So the hooker says, "See what you get for five dollars?"
So the hooker says, "See what you get for five dollars?"
And so the drunk shouts, "Laugh at me if you want, but let me remind you that you're all overgrown, emotionally stunted adolescents who can't make an informed, adult decision or even honestly face the wasteland of your pathetic life without filling your eyeballs with enough beer and liquor as to distort these painful facts."
And on the lighter side:
So the waiter says, "Madam, that's not a fly in your soup – it's a tiny, tightly-woven spool of pubic hair."
And on the lighter side:
So the waiter says, "Madam, that's not a fly in your soup – it's a tiny, tightly-woven spool of pubic hair."
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So he says to the lady, "Alright then, wash your hands and give me a cheese sandwich."
then the 3rd biker says "i just saw my wife riding a push bike"
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And the third Nun faints
So I shot the bitch!
cause your feet aint empty
So then i says, Make me a SAMMICH! bitch!
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15 more years! 15 more years!
My exact thoughts.Protecus wrote:
And the third Nun faints
lmfao god i love this thread alreadyBigmacK wrote:
So I shot the bitch!
15 more years! 15 more years!
To get to the other side!
The lady replied, "Because every time I do it, my pantyhose inflate and my shoes pop off."
And then the captain said "Bring me my brown pants!"
Then the Lady walks into a bar with a Giraffe, they both get shit faced. The Giraffe passes out.OrangeHound wrote:
The lady replied, "Because every time I do it, my pantyhose inflate and my shoes pop off."
The Lady attempts to leave the bar when the Bartender says, "You can't leave that layin there."
The Lady says, "Its not a lion its a Giraffe."
Because the pilot was a Tomato!
[Blinking eyes thing]
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and the tomato suddenly collapses into a black hole, quickly fading out of existance and leaving the plane without a pilot
youreapeein
if you wait a couple minutes i can save you $1000 dollars
Well, the last thing I remember is I was in a refridgerator!
Me no stupid. Me checking for bees.
and
I don't know. I bit her tit, she farted, and flew out the window.
and
I don't know. I bit her tit, she farted, and flew out the window.
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And the cop says...."Magic wooden dildo my ass!"
"So the doctor says, 'Ma'am, that's not a goatee, that's your vagina.'"
aka Pink Taco.
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and the father says, "The Aristocrats".
