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I bet he was preparing all day with snacks, soda and his finger glued on print screen

667 now. Does the one who gives him 668 get banned?

I agree with everything NooBesT said.

That is my position on this.

Let's bitchslap Robin!

Doesnt matter... Wait and see...

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

Karma Whores

Maggot
Haha, got you there, didn't I..

BF2S Community Intervention

Guys, one of our members needs our help and support.

I am staging an intervention for our hot elf woman-loving friend, Varegg.  Varegg was a late comer to 2142, getting the game a month ago for xmas.  Despite this, I was shocked to find out that Varegg has already nearly surpassed me both in score and time played (6 days + of gaming in one month)!!!  This means that Varegg has devoted more than 20% of his life over the past month to 2142.

Well, I'm sure we all know what this means.  Yup, its time to accept the fact that Varegg is on Crystal Meth (aka-methamphetamine).  How do I know? 

Well here's a list of symptoms displayed by meth users and Varegg:

-> Agitation, compulsive fascination with repetitive tasks --> definition of playing 2142
-> Euphoria --> gets pretty excited by the "bling-bling" (shiny 2142 awards)
-> Increased energy and attentiveness --> Forum spam has significantly increased!
-> Users become obsessed --> Why else would someone keep rushing the titan over and over and over?
-> Talkativeness, irritability, panic attacks --> and we thought this was because he was just trying to be a good evil squad member!
-> Increased libido --> Two words: "Elf Women"
-> Paranoia, Delusional --> Keeps talking about this =OSP= thing that doesn't exist

See!!!! Definitive proof!!!

Varegg, its important to know that we care about you and will stick by you throughout your time of need.  To help you through your ordeal, the following forum members have volunteered to help you in various ways:

-> Echo --> Gonna set the bf2s server settings ticket limit to 25,000 so that you can never win a round before the server eventually crashes
-> Slayer --> Gonna change the map cycle to 24/7, 16-player, Minsk, Titan-Only guaranteeing the rounds will be even longer!
-> Neger --> Sending 100 kegs of beer in the hope of shifting your addiction in other directions
-> Dude --> Gonna bake you some delicious cookies cause meth addicts usually forget to eat.
-> Schuss --> Going to make you a forum mod to make better use of your obsessive-compulsive behavior
-> Alpha --> Sending Elf Women
-> Superfly --> Going to sell your story to the national enquirer in order to finance the creation of "Varegg Elf-Fetish Rehabilitation Clinic"

Don't worry Varegg, you're going to be fine and we'll get you off of your bling-bling meth addiction before you know it!  Until then, best of luck to you!

Soup Out

No More Evil Mods!!!

Sl4y3r wrote:

frightened arent you

And with good reason he should be *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Sl4y3r wrote:

frightened arent you

Are you kidding? How could anyone frighten theDude?

Dude is just worried about your mental health here. If your squad gets too much power you will be corrupted causing mental problems. That's obiviously not what we want. You are too crazy already...

NooBesT[FiN] wrote:

Sl4y3r wrote:

frightened arent you

Are you kidding? How could anyone frighten theDude?

Dude is just worried about your mental health here. If your squad gets too much power you will be corrupted causing mental problems. That's obiviously not what we want. You are too crazy already...

He wears a kilt... He's a girl.
Anything scares the dude - even 1cm big spiders.

I love girls. Girls are something wonderful, maybe the best you can have if you find the right one.
Maybe delta squad prefers men?

Mike<Eagle23> wrote:

I love girls. Girls are something wonderful, maybe the best you can have if you find the right one.
Maybe delta squad prefers men?

Haha rofl!
Varegg - I fear the amount of evil in him. It will be good to have him as a mod!
Mwahahaah! Nice one Varegg!

Last edited by Knightnifer (2007-01-29 13:12:59)