if you can play bf2 then you can play 2142.. I lag a lot more in bf2 then in 2142...
Man! I'm nervous as hell! My girlfriend is going to sleep at my place for the first time this saturday.
That is the good part.
The bad part is....I've never done it before.. *feels a bit ashamed*
I hope I'm not to open with you guys?
That is the good part.
The bad part is....I've never done it before.. *feels a bit ashamed*
I hope I'm not to open with you guys?
No problem Gillenator! Just dont show here the little Gillenator as soon as she´s undressed
Dont worry about it, dont even think about it, if she has some exp. let her do the work!
Further, trial and error ftw!!!
ask Sl4y3r the women amplifier
Dont worry about it, dont even think about it, if she has some exp. let her do the work!
Further, trial and error ftw!!!
ask Sl4y3r the women amplifier
Lol!
But thanks for the reassurance. I really needed that.
Luckily she has experience.
But thanks for the reassurance. I really needed that.
Luckily she has experience.
what will you give me for superfly's super secret love secrets?!?Gillenator wrote:
Man! I'm nervous as hell! My girlfriend is going to sleep at my place for the first time this saturday.
That is the good part.
The bad part is....I've never done it before.. *feels a bit ashamed*
I hope I'm not to open with you guys?
my advice, don't worry about it. accept the fact that your not going to be Ron Jeremy the first time you do it...i don't know a single person who was good the first time...in this sense its okay to be a noob. also, be honest with your girlfriend about it and that will take away alot of the pressure. a little alcohol wouldn't hurt (but not too much). maybe break out a bottle of red wine beforehand!
or even two! One for her, one for you Girls go wild with the alcohol-s*x combination!
uuuuuuuuuuuh, yeah, listen to me baby!
Advice: dont ask if you´ve done it good when youßre finished! Never! Dont ask! Got me?! Just do it again!!!
uuuuuuuuuuuh, yeah, listen to me baby!
Advice: dont ask if you´ve done it good when youßre finished! Never! Dont ask! Got me?! Just do it again!!!
stick her on TS and let us charm her for you!
BACK ON TOPIC NOW LADIES!
BACK ON TOPIC NOW LADIES!
it's the chatter topic... what is "back on topic"?
but i like this topic!!! would be a shame if the world could not benefit from our vast collective knowledge!
hmmm...maybe gillie can wear headphones while doing it and we can sort of talk him through it on TS!
hmmm...maybe gillie can wear headphones while doing it and we can sort of talk him through it on TS!
Thanks to all!
She already knows it is going to be my first time. So that's good. Right?
I will get me a few beers before the big thing happens, but of course no a lot.
And of course I will not ask her if I have done it right after it has happened.
Edit : Lol at headphones.
*Hi guys, I'm now doing this and this*
*What should I do next*
*Ah crap! Too late*
She already knows it is going to be my first time. So that's good. Right?
I will get me a few beers before the big thing happens, but of course no a lot.
And of course I will not ask her if I have done it right after it has happened.
Edit : Lol at headphones.
*Hi guys, I'm now doing this and this*
*What should I do next*
*Ah crap! Too late*
Last edited by Gillenator (2006-12-15 01:50:46)
Good luck man
Just don't make a joke out of it either, they don't like that..... apparently.
Just don't make a joke out of it either, they don't like that..... apparently.
2142 chatter, not chatter chatter!kmjnhb wrote:
it's the chatter topic... what is "back on topic"?
So this thread is Love Paradise now ?
think about BF2142 while doing it. You will "last" longer
Or you should have just went and got some hookers for few hours, and get you game going. She would still think its going to be you first time, and not that amazing. And than BOOOM!!!! wtf11!!1!!!! all of a sudden your a stud
Or you should have just went and got some hookers for few hours, and get you game going. She would still think its going to be you first time, and not that amazing. And than BOOOM!!!! wtf11!!1!!!! all of a sudden your a stud
I chatter about what ever I want."Back on topic"Pffffff.theDude5B wrote:
2142 chatter, not chatter chatter!kmjnhb wrote:
it's the chatter topic... what is "back on topic"?
BLAME IT ON THE SWEDES IN 2142 !Negerkungen wrote:
I chatter about what ever I want."Back on topic"Pffffff.theDude5B wrote:
2142 chatter, not chatter chatter!kmjnhb wrote:
it's the chatter topic... what is "back on topic"?
Hell yeah!!!^*AlphA*^ wrote:
BLAME IT ON THE SWEDES IN 2142 !Negerkungen wrote:
I chatter about what ever I want."Back on topic"Pffffff.theDude5B wrote:
2142 chatter, not chatter chatter!
AKA The Zeidmaan Techniquezeidmaan wrote:
think about BF2142 while doing it. You will "last" longer
Or you should have just went and got some hookers for few hours, and get you game going. She would still think its going to be you first time, and not that amazing. And than BOOOM!!!! wtf11!!1!!!! all of a sudden your a stud
While doing it, I always think of Negerkungen or Alfie
Ewwwwwww!
Rofl!
Thinking about 2142 while doing it.
That reminds me of shooting, which again reminds me of you know what, which probably means I'm going to be finished real soon.
Not a very good idea I guess.
Thinking about 2142 while doing it.
That reminds me of shooting, which again reminds me of you know what, which probably means I'm going to be finished real soon.
Not a very good idea I guess.
Take the support kit Gilly; Hold the button and it will get more accurate, not too long though, or it will overheat
Last edited by eS^theB3brr (2006-12-15 03:09:54)
If it overheats it only takes a few seconds before it's ready for action again. Lol!
*Poof*
Headshot
*Poof*
Headshot
Last edited by Gillenator (2006-12-15 03:14:07)
ways to not overheat:
1) think of slayer or negerkungen
2) drink alcohol in copious quantities
3) wear a rubber
4) think of spawnofthemist:
1) think of slayer or negerkungen
2) drink alcohol in copious quantities
3) wear a rubber
4) think of spawnofthemist:
What means copious?
Also, I think that if I'm thinking of spawnofthemist it will probably refuse to work the rest of the night.
Don't think my GF is going to be happy with that.
Edit: And of course I'm going to wear a rubber.
Also, I think that if I'm thinking of spawnofthemist it will probably refuse to work the rest of the night.
Don't think my GF is going to be happy with that.
Edit: And of course I'm going to wear a rubber.
Last edited by Gillenator (2006-12-15 03:21:56)