BF2S Forums I couldn't help it, I smelled my step mom's panties.

Ahaha, that story was funny as. GJ.

haha that was funny

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

So does that now mean that you are one of the few grown-up kids in the world sharing their parent's bed???

Rofl incestrous

lol you sick bastard

I never knew you were a black 7 year old.

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Rofl incestrous

Technically, it's not if it's your step-mother.

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

-Gunsmoke- wrote:

LOAZ POLX U IZ LEK DA FUNNIES BOI EVA - FROM xXx.xCUTIE4EVAx.xXx <3333

Ohh jesus not again.

Nice story pollux i was intrigued had to read it all nearly got excited downstairs too...


(is that terrell owens?)

wayyyyyyyyyyy ahead of you in the downstairs department

If only you had sniffed shit stains in her panties...

"Want to taste the real thing?"

Toilet Sex wrote:

If only you had sniffed shit stains in her panties...

"Want to taste the real thing?"

LMAO

Vilham wrote:

haffeysucks wrote:

Pollux, outdone yourself yet again.  Great read.

Out done himself?? He either copied someone else from some site or took half a porn book and added a little "thats racist" tag on it. Serious when are you guys gunna stop giving this kid with ADHD attention, and when is he gunna stop posting crap to get attention?

You know, every time you post, it's something negative.  Every time I see your name, it's bitching.  Just enjoy the post for what it is.

bobby177 wrote:

I said to her, "Pretty big for a white guy huh!?"

Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) - The Offspring

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
For a white guy.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today.
Our subject isn't cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue;
And he may not have style.
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial.

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
For a white guy.

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice.
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice.
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass.
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass.

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world loves wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing

Now he's getting a tattoo.
Yeah he's gettin' ink done.
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'.
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip.
But in his own mind
He's the, he's the dopest trip.

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe's.
Oh the world loves wannabe's.
So let's get some more wannabe's.
And (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.

Last edited by {BMF}*Frank_The_Tank (2006-12-02 12:39:40)

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