TankWhore: The Movie, by PlaneWhore

2006-10-03 21:49:51

#1

PlaneWhore: Member; +59|6985

A planewhore in a tank... huh?

Steam it: (thanks to the people at sR for hosting it)

http://www.straferight.com/new/download … kWhore.wmv

Download it:

http://files.filefront.com/TankWhorewmv … einfo.html

60 kills in about 8 minutes.

This is a full length high-quality video of everyones favorite poster in a tank. This video was actually requested by the server staff on the server I play on a regular basis where there was a lot of controversy generated over if I was legitimate player or just plain cheating. I personally don't blame the suspicious players though because I'm sure it looks a little fishy at times and I have never personally encountered another tank operator who tears people down at the kind of distances that are usually reserved for snipers. In fact I have seen shockingly few tank operators using the ultra effective long-range supression techniques I use. So I made this video to silence all of the non-believers. Like my PlaneWhore series of videos this was shot in one take and it's a full round start to finish devoid of any editing of annoying background music.

It's nothing amazingly fantastic but anyone interested in *proper* usage of a tank as a long range sniping vehicle may be interested in this video (plus proper firing control, track of targets, leading targets, using splash damage ect..). It's also my favorite "camping" spot on Mashtuur and you get a lot of interesting Mashtuur specific camping tips. It also may be slightly entertaining.

Enjoy.

Last edited by PlaneWhore (2006-10-04 16:48:46)

2006-10-03 21:51:50

#2

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6940|California

link doesnt go to download page

2006-10-03 21:55:10

#3

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6841|Gold coast, Aus.

Yea, it doesn't. Better fix that =P

2006-10-03 22:00:06

#4

PlaneWhore: Member; +59|6985

Fixed.

Thanks for the heads up. Imported it from another forum and it FUBARed the link.

2006-10-03 22:10:40

#5

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6982

151mb???? I will wait for stream....sorry.

2006-10-03 22:16:00

#6

PlaneWhore: Member; +59|6985

The size is necessary. Anything lower and you wouldn't be able to see the people I'm shooting at which are literally at the edge of the fog.

2006-10-03 22:17:07

#7

drake666: when Hell is full...; +184|6930|austria

nice one! +1 for that! (but you can stream it)

https://team-ex.de/imagehosting/daten/1323768139_m98b.png

Usque Ad Finem

2006-10-03 22:25:31

#8

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6940|California

the whole sitting there for a whole round, kinda turned me off.

but thanks for proving that BF2 is still full of smurfs

2006-10-03 22:26:05

#9

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6982

stryyker wrote:
but thanks for proving that BF2 is still full of smurfs

eh?

2006-10-03 22:29:43

#10

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6982

REDRAGON12345 wrote:
No offence mate but that was not so impresive...Maybe you are new in tanks or somethng but whenever i get the tank on masturr i Always go like 50-5 or whatever and its not that hard ethier... and i am moving not just spawn killing...Again maybe you are just new...

REDRAGOn12345

Medic / Karkand ain't that impressive either.

2006-10-03 22:29:50

#11

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6918

REDRAGON12345 wrote:
No offence mate but that was not so impresive...Maybe you are new in tanks or somethng but whenever i get the tank on masturr i Always go like 50-5 or whatever and its not that hard ethier... and i am moving not just spawn killing...Again maybe you are just new...

REDRAGOn12345

You suck. If you wanna base things off stats. Your KD isn't even 2. It's 1.5. Gtfo, get that big ole e-penis outta here.

2006-10-03 22:30:44

#12

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6940|California

usmarine2005 wrote:
stryyker wrote:
but thanks for proving that BF2 is still full of smurfs
eh?

I havent played i a while

2006-10-03 22:31:56

#13

drake666: when Hell is full...; +184|6930|austria

stryyker wrote:
usmarine2005 wrote:
stryyker wrote:
but thanks for proving that BF2 is still full of smurfs
eh?
I havent played i a while

https://www.daveanddylan.com/images/smurfs/Papa%20Das%20Smurf.gif

Usque Ad Finem

2006-10-03 22:35:29

#14

PlaneWhore: Member; +59|6985

60 kills in about 8 minutes, that's almost 8 kills a minute or a kill less than every 7.5 seconds. I don't see many people pulling that kind of kill rate in a tank (especially with FRAPs lagging you) but again I'm not claiming this is anything fantastic and some people might find it interesting or imformative.

2006-10-03 22:36:45

#15

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6982

PlaneWhore wrote:
60 kills in about 8 minutes, that's almost 8 kills a minute or a kill less than every 7.5 seconds. I don't see many people pulling that kind of kill rate in a tank (especially with FRAPs lagging you) but again I'm not claiming this is anything fantastic and some people might find it interesting or imformative.

You are correct. Don't listen to him. He thinks karkand medic rabbit is leet.

2006-10-04 00:08:03

#16

Graphic: Real Horrorshow; +24|6715|Nevada

Patiently waiting for a youtube/google link.

2006-10-04 00:10:17

#17

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|6753|Denmizzark!!

Graphic wrote:
Patiently waiting for a youtube/google link.

2006-10-04 00:15:17

#18

Knifey McStabstab: Don't lock my topic!; +32|6729|Indiana

sgt.sonner wrote:
Graphic wrote:
Patiently waiting for a youtube/google link.

2006-10-04 00:37:08

#19

0akleaves: Member; +183|6833|Newcastle UK

Wish i knew a server like that with all that teamwork

You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else.

2006-10-04 01:41:19

#20

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6901|Disaster Free Zone

Ohhh come on how does that, show any skill or give pointers on how use a tank?
All I got out of it was make sure your playing against retards who don't use any teamwork, can't aim a ERYX and can't capture any flags.
You neither had to fight another tank, jihad jeepers or an organised AT assault. You didn't have to move because the MEC team was too stupid to use there helicopter to capture you back flags(and force your team to bleed tickets) or the one which spawns there tank. As well as them all spawning at the flag which was quite clearly under siege.
As for the long range shots... they seemed pretty standard for mashtuur city.

I'm not saying I've never played against the same stupidity (because I have) but its rare with there usually being many personally skilled and teamwork oriented players on both sides. But to use a game situation like that to tell people.
a) how good you are
b) how to use a tank
c) how to play mashtuur city
is absurd, as any retard could have done the same under those 1 sided conditions.

Last edited by DrunkFace (2006-10-04 01:45:18)

2006-10-04 01:57:07

#21

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7009|Singapore

DrunkFace wrote:
All I got out of it was make sure your playing against retards who don't use any teamwork, can't aim a ERYX and can't capture any flags.
You neither had to fight another tank, jihad jeepers or an organised AT assault. You didn't have to move because the MEC team was too stupid to use there helicopter to capture you back flags(and force your team to bleed tickets) or the one which spawns there tank. As well as them all spawning at the flag which was quite clearly under siege.

2006-10-04 02:12:23

#22

PlaneWhore: Member; +59|6985

DrunkFace wrote:
as any retard could have done the same under those 1 sided conditions.

Ever stop to think I may be the reason for the one-sided conditions? Going against jihaders? Yawn. Going against an enemy tank? Great but it's a shame I never encountered one because I would've spanked it.

2006-10-04 02:13:36

#23

Graphic: Real Horrorshow; +24|6715|Nevada

Try spanking out a youtube link.

2006-10-04 02:35:10

#24

SysTray: "Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !; +180|7041|Delaware

You're my virtual hero. Let's make web babies.

That wasn't sarcasm.

Last edited by SysTray (2006-10-04 02:35:26)

2006-10-04 02:35:21

#25

PlaneWhore: Member; +59|6985

I'd gladly put up a YouTube if it would work but fact is YouTube butchers the quality of the video and because of the range I'm shooting at you wouldn't even be able to see anything.

Like I said I'll have a streaming video download link soon if clicking two buttons and waiting 3 minutes is too difficult for you.

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