I know myself pretty well and I'm not surprised either TBH.uziq wrote:
not surprised both of you are very single very long term tbh.
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could be worse, you could be dating a girl who serially lies to impress blue collar guys from long island.
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Statistically, 50% of marriages end in divorce. Who among us will have the first divorce? I think Jay is going to leave his wife for Uzi's girlfriend once she gets a look at his new Ford Explorer.
It's 1/3 actually.
I've read that the statistics are inherently skewed by people who are prone to divorce and do it multiple times
Chance of divorce is a stupid reason to not get married anyway. I could get hit by a car tomorrow, but does that mean I shouldn't cross the street? No, simply pay attention to what's going on around you and mitigate some of the risk.
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So I am probably going to hook up with this girl who is dating a friend of mine from high school. God wants it to happen. (I am being serious, I literally met this girl because of God). Her boyfriend is going to have some girl problems soon.
k wear a condom
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Will do. This girl is on the lower end of the "Girls I am okay with having a kid with" scale I have built up over the years.
She might want to peg you
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does she have measles?
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I was wondering what those were. She didn't have them when I saw her but I also didn't inspect her arms.
that shit is haggard.
a very attractive architect from one of the baltic states is trying to tempt me into going to london to see her this weekend. however i am feeling genuinely smitten with a(nother) girl for the first time in what feels like years. that's a girl problem, right?
a very attractive architect from one of the baltic states is trying to tempt me into going to london to see her this weekend. however i am feeling genuinely smitten with a(nother) girl for the first time in what feels like years. that's a girl problem, right?
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Why would you think that?
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She is my age.
Anyway I am taking her out for dinner and drinks tomorrow night. Her relationship with her boyfriend/my friend doesn't seem too great. But I won't get into that.
Best case scenario for tomorrow is also the worst. If she leaves her boyfriend, I would have successfully blown up a few interpersonal relationships I have. 2 at a minimum.
At least it won't be boring.
Anyway I am taking her out for dinner and drinks tomorrow night. Her relationship with her boyfriend/my friend doesn't seem too great. But I won't get into that.
Best case scenario for tomorrow is also the worst. If she leaves her boyfriend, I would have successfully blown up a few interpersonal relationships I have. 2 at a minimum.
At least it won't be boring.
Self destruction is the best destruction
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She is the ex of a very good friend. If I do peel her off from her boyfriend, what do I do about my good friend? He still cares about her a lot.
Do I let him find out on facebook and see how that goes or should I call him and break the news?
Do I let him find out on facebook and see how that goes or should I call him and break the news?
call and ask
if he says no, do it anyway. at least you asked first
if he says no, do it anyway. at least you asked first
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Too much work. I guess he will find out through facebook
More likely bedbugs, or maybe fleas.uziq wrote:
does she have measles?
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I think it is just something with her skin that it looks that way. Her face sometime gets red. I will inspect her arms tomorrow and report back any findings.