SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am probably going to sleep with the school social worker. Do you want the story?
Alright so the school social worker is this nice 28 year old lady.

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We flirt and spend time together at union events. I can tell she likes me.
https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/woman-flirting-man-600w-392019862.jpg
She lives with some guy who looks like a worse version of me.
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My girlfriend and I put up a Christmas tree and I took a picture of it.
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I put the tree on Instagram and the social worker liked the picture. I then liked a picture she put up of herself. We have been trading likes on each other's pictures which returns to what I said about social media being a tool of the devil.
https://y.yarn.co/16600758-ff82-4c2f-8787-b85989c7984b_text.gif
I used the tree as an excuse to message her and start chit chatting. That's really bad karma on several levels. Jesus is disappointed.
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/disappointed-jesus-looking-camera-63575247.jpg
We talked a little bit and I invited her to visit my classroom during parent teacher night. She said okay and asked if I was going to have any parents over at the same time so she can stop by.

So I am getting a haircut and shave in order to look my best for parent teacher night when the social worker comes over to be social.
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