Doomsday Preparation

2013-04-12 04:47:54

#1

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,814|6334|eXtreme to the maX

Pretty sure doomsday could happen any moment, with the financial crisis, storms, the CIA earthquake device and the Chinese breeding superflu in their flu-farms.

I have a big sturdy lockable box and need to fill it with stuff ready for the inevitable.

So far I have (planned)

P2 Facemasks
First aid kits
Vodka
Firearms and ammunition
Water purification tablets
Anti-hipster mines
Multiple sets of prescription glasses (for me)
Basic hand-tools
A small sword and/or axe
Some kind of survival manual - not sure which one yet

Post your suggestions and I'll add them and credit your name against them

Edit:
Doomsday Preppers DVD Collection - Shocking - Maybe
Duct tape and sledge hammers - Drunkface - Yup
Smoke bombs - Kimmmmmmmmm - Yup
Porn - CC Marley - Yup
Buttplugs - jsnipy -
Library card - Jay - Pretty sure libraries will still be free after the apocalypse
Guns - Eleven Bravo - Already reasonably well covered, need to train my sister to operate the Dillon
Human body fat-fuelled stove - Jaekus - Good thinking
Adrenaline shots, painkillers and a baseball bat - Globefish23 - Yup

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2013-04-13 04:27:33)

Fuck Israel

2013-04-12 06:18:31

#2

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6227|...

A doomsday preppers DVD box

inane little opines

2013-04-12 06:25:57

#3

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6909|Disaster Free Zone

Duct tape and sledge hammer... and get rid of everything else to save weight/space for more duct tape.

2013-04-12 06:38:55

#4

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|6225

What about smoke bombs? you forgot those

2013-04-12 06:51:31

#5

CC-Marley: Member; +407|7057

porn

2013-04-12 06:55:56

#6

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6751|...

buttplugs

2013-04-12 07:00:07

#7

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5586|London, England

A library card

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2013-04-12 08:01:43

#8

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5487|foggy bottom

guns so i could take other peoples supplies

Tu Stultus Es

2013-04-12 08:50:25

#9

Cisse: Member; +63|4597

What about Korea and their nukes

pooppooppooppoop

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2013-04-12 08:54:53

#10

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5407|Sydney

You're likely to be killed for food and your excess body fat used as a fuel source, so such measures are probably not necessary.

2013-04-12 08:59:07

#11

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|5927

eleven bravo wrote:
guns so i could take other peoples supplies

smart man. i'm rolling with you.

2013-04-12 09:18:56

#12

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5814

13/f/taiwan wrote:
eleven bravo wrote:
guns so i could take other peoples supplies
smart man. i'm rolling with you.

2013-04-12 09:19:56

#13

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6913|United States of America

I plan on dying fairly quickly. Same for Z-Day. The zombies gotta come from someplace.

2013-04-12 09:36:13

#14

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6860|949

My friend has like 6 months of food and a bunch of guns and a bug out kit and an evacuation/readiness plan. I plan on linking up with him.

2013-04-12 09:39:37

#15

jord: Member; +2,382|6906|The North, beyond the wall.

DesertFox- wrote:
I plan on dying fairly quickly. Same for Z-Day. The zombies gotta come from someplace.

Pretty much this, I've become accustomed to the level of comfort the 21st century brings to the western world. I don't want to live in a doomsday scenario.

Last edited by jord (2013-04-12 09:39:45)

2013-04-12 10:00:21

#16

Cisse: Member; +63|4597

Youve surprised me Jord, thought youd enjoy it

pooppooppooppoop

2013-04-12 10:06:52

#17

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5487|foggy bottom

I would start a clan that would eventually evolve into one of the ruling families of the new feudal era

Tu Stultus Es

2013-04-12 10:09:00

#18

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5814

You arabs always starting clans and tribes

2013-04-12 10:11:09

#19

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5487|foggy bottom

ive been playing too much ck2

Tu Stultus Es

2013-04-12 10:11:57

#20

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5814

Have you seen any of the new stuff for EU4? It's nice. Can't wait.

2013-04-12 10:12:39

#21

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5487|foggy bottom

yeah but im more psyched about the new total war

Tu Stultus Es

2013-04-12 10:13:00

#22

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5487|foggy bottom

paradox makes the best games but only a year after they get initially released

Tu Stultus Es

2013-04-12 13:45:53

#23

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5814

I have been meaning to give Vic2 another try since they are coming out with news packs for the game. It has a much steeper learning curve than CK and EU.

2013-04-12 13:51:05

#24

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5487|foggy bottom

i played vc2 when it first came out. it was fun but full of bugs. i havent been able to really get into it since.

Tu Stultus Es

2013-04-12 13:54:18

#25

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6552|Graz, Austria

Adrenaline shots, painkillers and a baseball bat is all it really needs.

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