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I have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (?). On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, young guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital because I'd been poisoned from eating the dog food. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to need help as he laughingly staggered to the door.
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- ScubaShark
Victory in Europe Tournament Director
I have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (?). On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, young guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital because I'd been poisoned from eating the dog food. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to need help as he laughingly staggered to the door.
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- ScubaShark
Victory in Europe Tournament Director
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