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i got an F on a science test, and my teacher asked what "F" stood for, so i proceeded to yell out, "FUCK" to the whole class.

I farted in class one time

Well, I believe once I read another thread similar to this......lets see....click search....type in ....lets say....embarrassing...............no not there....umm....embarrassed maybe?.............aha....found it
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=29903&p=3

But a more on topic response, once in......6th grade I believe, my whole class was in the library for the reading time which the librarian would read to us.  Kinda childish for 6th grade we thought, but what the heck. Well, in this particular section of the library, the seating is raised from the concrete slab protion of the floor. So if you say, hit it with your hand or stomped on it it would sort of echo, and the center of this section was lowered where the teacher sat reading.  Well a friend of mine and I were joking around, and I was sitting with my back leaned up against some bookshelves, with my knees up and the bottom of my feet on the floor.  My friend decides to make this retarded face and claim he was batman which made me laugh out loud horribly, well upon expelling my laugh, I farted really loud, only to be amplified by the floor which allowed it to echo beneath it as well as pretty much vibrate it for those sitting near me.  Not only was it embarrassing, I laughed my ass off with the rest of the class while the teacher sat embarrassed.  It was classic.....

In 2nd grade I threw my pencil box into the air and screamed "I GOT IT" during the middle of dead silence. I didn't catch it though. Instead it crashed and popped pencils and crayons all over this girls desk. I didn't even get in trouble for it. XD

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I fell in dog shit then barfed on my clothes when Italy won the world cup and the streets were filled with people in front of everyone

a few years ago, me and some friends found some old shaving cream. we put it in the freazer for a few months, then the last day came. i put it in an esky and then braught it to school discuised as a esky full of drink (for final celebrations)then me and my friends got a hacksaw from a cool Design and tech teacher and we then went hunting, We found that this cow of a music teacher had left her car window open. wrong mistake, we then carefully sawed the top of the shaving cream lid off (it doesent explode becouse the matter iside is solid) and threw it into the car and ran off. we came back after school and saw that the prank had gone to plan, the frozen Shaving cream within had expanded to fill most of the car, we hid and waited untill she came to her car, the results were fucking hilarious. she went Mucking Fental. you sould of seen the tow-drivers face when he came to tow it off.

but i woudnt try it these days, its extremely dangerous. even if you freeze it for like a year there is a risk of blowing your face off.

I got a boner in class over my English teacher...That was last year in Grade 12...lol

On a more serious note, in Uni this year, we were playing dodgeball, and a mate threw a foam ball (at the most it'd weigh 300 grams) at a girl.  It smacked her in the face and she hit the ground like a sack of shit.  That was funny in itself...But the funniest thing happened the day later...
She came in with a neck brace, crutches and a black eye, and said she'd fractured her cheek bone...lol...

Somehow, none of us believed her...lol

Towards the end of a recess break one of my mates had dropped a hard skinned mandarine ont the ground. I kicked it across the playground and we all watched as a kid walked into its course. It exploded on his face and he started crying. Then i ran away

Got caught kissing a girl by the headteacher, told me to do it on stage in assembly next morning to see how "big" I felt then.  Almost got caught going that next stage further in "woodwork", she was working the wood quite well I thought.

In exams when your all in the hall, 2 meteres apart able to hear a pin drop, the teacher doing his rounds walking past everyone looking over their shoulder, he got where I was and I let one rip on the plastic chair, looked up at him and said "ahh for christsake sir, im in the middle of an exam".  I wasnt at all embrassed, he was, all the hall laughed and pointed.

sgt.sonner wrote:

I once dared a fellow class-mate to put his dick in another fellow class-mate´s ear and he fucking did it! this was in the third grade, man his parents were pissed! Not so embarrassing for me though..

LOL! What did the class mate do? the.. er.. the victim, whatd he do?

I took a dump on my teachers Chest.

Very, very embarassing.

It was during assembly, I had just won a prize for winning a book quiz. Then my class teacher calls me, so I go over to her, and she whispers in my ear, 'Zip your pants.' I freaked, and looked down. Then I rushed to the toilet. Almost everyone in the school saw it.