Anyone want a free urinal?

2006-08-14 20:35:07

#1

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|6895|Florida

Ok, before you get any crazy ideas, this is a legitimate email I got today at work. Our company did some remodeling in the office recently, and apparently they have some left over items that they are discarding. Enjoy.....

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Everyone,

***COMPANY NAME*** has a few items FREE to employees on a FIRST COME FIRST SERVE basis!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These items are located either in the warehouse or in the lot behind the back shed. Please see Sharon Cooper before removing any item!!!!!!!!! ALL ITEMS should be removed by 5pm on Thursday, Aug 17, 2006.

The following items are available.

Urinals
Sinks
Water Fountain
Medicine Cabinet
Mirror
Cement Block
Fiberglass utility body

If anyone has any questions please see Mark Hudson for clarification of these items.

Thank You

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Ok, Im cuious who the hell is gonna take a urinal? And Im sure its a used one at that. Next, wtf.....a cement block?.....as in cinderblock (sp?)? And what is a fiberglass utility body? I wonder what they would say if I were to take one of the urinals, go to the post office and ask "how much would it cost to ship this to Salem, Oregon?"

Anyway......

discuss...

2006-08-14 20:38:03

#2

>LOD<Dougalachi: Teh_Complainer; +85|6872|An Hour North of Indy

Postal workers, when not *going postal* are known to have a sense of humor, so....they would most likely laugh at it and probably let you mail it.

2006-08-14 21:29:24

#3

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6846|Global Command

Medicine Cabinet.
Mine keeps rusting out.
I couldn't figure it out until my wife told me your suppossed to rinse it out after you brush your teeth..
I just figured I was recycling toothpaste.

2006-08-14 21:30:21

#4

Madhadda1: Member; +270|6862|Cedar Rapids, Iowa

free is free why not take it?

no matter how much it sucks im sure you could salvage something, or just sell it

Last edited by Madhadda1 (2006-08-14 21:30:49)

2006-08-14 21:39:52

#5

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6963

Did anyone else ever see that urinal poop site before it was taken down? Good stuff there.

2006-08-14 21:41:20

#6

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|6895|Florida

lol, i did not see that

but, along time ago when i worked at Wendys someone crapped in the urinal. I personally found it kinda funny, gladly I didnt have to clean it up, the manager took it upon himself to do it.

Last edited by {BMF}*Frank_The_Tank (2006-08-14 21:42:22)

2006-08-14 22:21:31

#7

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6846|Global Command

Thats exactly why I'm a contractor.
No cleaning someone elses shit unless they sprand from my loins.

2006-08-14 22:53:16

#8

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6835|Montucky

free urnial you say?

makes a dandy christmas present to the in-laws.

2006-08-14 22:57:27

#9

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6857|The Lost Highway

I think having my own urinal would be bad ass.

2006-08-14 23:31:03

#10

Specialist: Member; +0|6878

Ill take the urinal and the cement block thanks

2006-08-14 23:32:53

#11

Sgt.Todd_3465: Member; +22|6821

Urinal?: Great Addition to a home washroom.... can truly make it a His & Hers

2006-08-15 08:15:02

#12

Not: Great success!; +216|6894|Chandler, AZ

Yes um...

I have plans for that urinal and the water fountain. And three goats, a pack of Newports, and enough Canola oil to put two coats over a city bus.

You'll wanna see, I'll take pix. Kthx.

2006-08-15 09:32:10

#13

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|6908|Scarborough Yorkshire England

We need a Urinal
Me n House mate are doing out the basement, you know pool table, dart board, bar + poker table. Just realised the other day that you gotta go up 2 flights of stairs to the nearest loo, so reckon a urinal in the corner would be great.

2006-08-15 09:48:39

#14

Dersmikner: Member; +147|6815|Texas

I own a Main Street building in a small town South of Dallas, and I'm going to renovate it into a little weekend retreat, and the first thingI'm doing is putting in a urinal. How friggin cool will it be to have a urinal in your house?

I think we should all have them.

2006-08-16 18:44:10

#15

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|6895|Florida

Specialist wrote:
Ill take the urinal and the cement block thanks

Out of curiosity I emailed him back, first is what I sent to him, and second is what he sent back.

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I am just curious, what is up with the cement block and the urinals? I actually got a pretty good laugh about the urinals part.
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When we renovated the west wing they were removed from service and available. The cement block was left over from the new building from 2003.

How many do you want???
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He actually asked me how many I wanted lol, that made me laugh as well. Granted, Ive always thought it would be cool to have a urinal in the bathroom, but Im not going to pilfer a used one from the renovation....thats just kinda gross lol.

Dersmikner, I should get one and take it to FedEx/UPS/USPS and see how much it would cost to ship it to your town lol, along with a couple cement blocks.

2006-08-16 18:48:52