TheOriginalUberN00b
Member
+16|6799|Hereford,AZ. USA
hello. i am new to the forums i have been playing for a while and thought i would come check out the bf2s forums since all the other communities suck. So i just thought i would say hello to u all...
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7033|California

leave, leave while you still have your sanity
ShotYourSix
Boldly going nowhere...
+196|7033|Las Vegas
Welcome.
BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|7064|Chicago.
lol stryyker.

Welcome TheOriginalUberN00b.

Good choice on coming here. You won't regret it (unless you are stupid or make stupid posts, then you'll really regret it, flames fly fast and hard here, beware).

Again, welcome. lol.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7078|Dallas

TheOriginalUberN00b wrote:

hello. i am new to the forums i have been playing for a while and thought i would come check out the bf2s forums since all the other communities suck. So i just thought i would say hello to u all...
I'm going to Cannibalize you and make little figurines out of the poop you turn into, that will look like you.  After that, I'll do weird things with the figurines.
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7033|California

Cougar wrote:

TheOriginalUberN00b wrote:

hello. i am new to the forums i have been playing for a while and thought i would come check out the bf2s forums since all the other communities suck. So i just thought i would say hello to u all...
I'm going to Cannibalize you and make little figurines out of the poop you turn into, that will look like you.  After that, I'll do weird things with the figurines.
ill put him in my basement hole and make him put lotion on his skin while i dance around naked and french kiss my dog Precious. checkmate

oo, and then i will skin you and wear you with my penor tucked under
4_Phucsache
Property of BF2s©
+112|6896|Brisbane Australia
Hiya mate,

Dont mind couger the mind expanding drugs we have been testing on him have given him some wierd notions lately
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7078|Dallas

stryyker wrote:

Cougar wrote:

TheOriginalUberN00b wrote:

hello. i am new to the forums i have been playing for a while and thought i would come check out the bf2s forums since all the other communities suck. So i just thought i would say hello to u all...
I'm going to Cannibalize you and make little figurines out of the poop you turn into, that will look like you.  After that, I'll do weird things with the figurines.
ill put him in my basement hole and make him put lotion on his skin while i dance around naked and french kiss my dog Precious. checkmate

oo, and then i will skin you and wear you with my penor tucked under
I'm going to tie him up and force him to watch me and Rosie O'Donnell have a threesome with an 87 year old woman with alzheimers.  We shall use "Great Value" vegetable oil for lube.



Counter-Checkmate.
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7033|California

Cougar wrote:

stryyker wrote:

Cougar wrote:


I'm going to Cannibalize you and make little figurines out of the poop you turn into, that will look like you.  After that, I'll do weird things with the figurines.
ill put him in my basement hole and make him put lotion on his skin while i dance around naked and french kiss my dog Precious. checkmate

oo, and then i will skin you and wear you with my penor tucked under
I'm going to tie him up and force him to watch me and Rosie O'Donnell have a threesome with an 87 year old woman with alzheimers.  We shall use "Great Value" vegetable oil for lube.



Counter-Checkmate.
damn.
TriggerHappy998
just nothing
+387|7161|-
Jesus, don't fucking scare him away.
PuckMercury
6 x 9 = 42
+298|6841|Portland, OR USA

stryyker wrote:

leave, leave while you still have your sanity
seriously, you'll never play the game the same again ... or as much ... or at all ...

any relation to unnamednewbie13?  ;-)

OMG

everyone - look ... LOOK!!

HE POSTED IN THE RIGHT SECTION!!

I vote new member of the month.
KtotheIMMY
Member
+513|7077
Hiya and welcome don't mind stryyker, he lost his sanity long ago!
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6832|Montucky

stryyker wrote:

Cougar wrote:

stryyker wrote:


ill put him in my basement hole and make him put lotion on his skin while i dance around naked and french kiss my dog Precious. checkmate

oo, and then i will skin you and wear you with my penor tucked under
I'm going to tie him up and force him to watch me and Rosie O'Donnell have a threesome with an 87 year old woman with alzheimers.  We shall use "Great Value" vegetable oil for lube.



Counter-Checkmate.
damn.
Seek Therapy.
4_Phucsache
Property of BF2s©
+112|6896|Brisbane Australia
Strykker WAS Cougers therapist....look how well that turned out.....
*TS*tphai
The Forum Alien
+89|7119|The planet Tophet

stryyker wrote:

Cougar wrote:

stryyker wrote:

ill put him in my basement hole and make him put lotion on his skin while i dance around naked and french kiss my dog Precious. checkmate

oo, and then i will skin you and wear you with my penor tucked under
I'm going to tie him up and force him to watch me and Rosie O'Donnell have a threesome with an 87 year old woman with alzheimers.  We shall use "Great Value" vegetable oil for lube.



Counter-Checkmate.
damn.
we all know stryker likes to see homos naked

btw im the alien on this fourm

Last edited by *TS*tphai (2006-07-25 20:01:04)

TheOriginalUberN00b
Member
+16|6799|Hereford,AZ. USA
thanks guys... if theres one thing i have learned already its that cougar is completely insane.
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7033|California

TheOriginalUberN00b wrote:

thanks guys... if theres one thing i have learned already its that cougar is completely insane.
then you will do fine here
Jesus, don't fucking scare him away.
using 'Jesus' and 'Fuck' in the same sentence is wrong.

Last edited by stryyker (2006-07-25 20:04:55)

{M5}Sniper3
Typical white person.
+389|7073|San Antonio, Texas
WELCOME! Have fun here! And uh, read my sig...
eusgen
Nugget
+402|7106|Jupiter
Im watching all of you new comers!!! Watch your back.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7078|Dallas

TheOriginalUberN00b wrote:

thanks guys... if theres one thing i have learned already its that cougar is completely insane.
Eeeky Zeeky Boogie Doog.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6843|Global Command
Naw, its part of his charm.
Btw, Ninjas ftw!
PspRpg-7
-
+961|7011

Cougar wrote:

TheOriginalUberN00b wrote:

hello. i am new to the forums i have been playing for a while and thought i would come check out the bf2s forums since all the other communities suck. So i just thought i would say hello to u all...
I'm going to Cannibalize you and make little figurines out of the poop you turn into, that will look like you.  After that, I'll do weird things with the figurines.
This is Cougar. This is what he does. Don't feed him either.
_-_911_-_180891
Member
+540|6816|Shanghai, ethnicity=German
Welcome..... These are the perfect, awsome, collest just the best forums in the world.
Slam
Member
+74|6948

TriggerHappy998 wrote:

Jesus, don't fucking scare him away.
PspRpg-7
-
+961|7011

This doesn't seem right...That and everyone is funnier than I am.

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