While getting really high with some friends the other day, I watched the trailer for the new Superman flick and engaged in this discussion: who would win in a fight? Jesus, or Superman. Both possess formidable powers and no doubt their brawl would leave half the world destroyed. So I put it to you, BF2S community, to decide this bout of giants.
Poll
Who would win in a fight? Jesus or Superman
| Jesus | 66% | 66% - 79 | ||||
| Superman | 33% | 33% - 39 | ||||
| Total: 118 | ||||||
I don't like superman, so: Jesus
I'll settle this on googlefight.... http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?la … 2=Superman
Jesus wins. Case closed.
Jesus wins. Case closed.
eh, Superman would start to kick his ass then Jesus would cry to daddy and Superman would get teh smote.
"You make the pope-a look like a fool. God will make you pay! SMITE THEM!! ... ...... ......... He's a cookin' somethin' up."
"You make the pope-a look like a fool. God will make you pay! SMITE THEM!! ... ...... ......... He's a cookin' somethin' up."
All Jesus would have to do is point and say "Unexist".
Who....who is Superman you speak of?
Who....who is Superman you speak of?
what about superman vs Black Jesus, what then?
...............superman ftwdeathrace5000 wrote:
what about superman vs Black Jesus, what then?
man i wont mess with the man upstairs. I am a sinner, not perfect at all, made lots of mistakes in my life, but my vote is for jesus.
jesus would beat anything anyday..
you cant kill jesus, not even with kryptonite . you can with superman
jesus would beat anything anyday..
you cant kill jesus, not even with kryptonite . you can with superman
Jesus.. no doubt.
Well, if your religous it's Christ fer sure. If not it's the man of steel.
I had to null my vote because I'm agnostic.
I had to null my vote because I'm agnostic.
Last edited by Alexanderthegrape (2006-07-22 15:48:54)
Well......technically.....three nails, some dogwood, a few whips, a crown of thorns, and a spear did the trick once.specialistx2324 wrote:
man i wont mess with the man upstairs. I am a sinner, not perfect at all, made lots of mistakes in my life, but my vote is for jesus.
jesus would beat anything anyday..
you cant kill jesus, not even with kryptonite . you can with superman
Of course you can't "kill" him now, though.
I null voted - it's a trick question. Chuck Norris is both Superman AND Jesus.
are you also dyslexic and an insomniac? Cause that's a setup to a classic joke.Alexanderthegrape wrote:
Well, if your religous it's Christ fer sure. If not it's the man of steel.
I had to null my vote because I'm agnostic.
Yeah, Jesus has the 30 lives hack from Contra ... up up down down left right left right B A <sometimes select> startCougar wrote:
Well......technically.....three nails, some dogwood, a few whips, a crown of thorns, and a spear did the trick once.specialistx2324 wrote:
man i wont mess with the man upstairs. I am a sinner, not perfect at all, made lots of mistakes in my life, but my vote is for jesus.
jesus would beat anything anyday..
you cant kill jesus, not even with kryptonite . you can with superman
Of course you can't "kill" him now, though.
EDIT: EA/Dice will just nerf Jesus anyway goddamnit. Well, actually - yeah, God damn it.
Last edited by puckmercury (2006-07-22 17:11:34)
Superman of course. Even Jesus couldn't beat him unless he's a l33t H@xorz!!!
Man, the things people talk about now when they're stoned. When I was younger and did that, it was about the new weird shit we saw this time through watching Pink Floyd's "The Wall".
Man, the things people talk about now when they're stoned. When I was younger and did that, it was about the new weird shit we saw this time through watching Pink Floyd's "The Wall".
enough chuck noris crap....Pug wrote:
I null voted - it's a trick question. Chuck Norris is both Superman AND Jesus.
im beggining to hate this site....
Last edited by Madhadda1 (2006-07-22 17:44:30)
I have no idea what you just said.PuckMercury wrote:
are you also dyslexic and an insomniac? Cause that's a setup to a classic joke.Alexanderthegrape wrote:
Well, if your religous it's Christ fer sure. If not it's the man of steel.
I had to null my vote because I'm agnostic.Yeah, Jesus has the 30 lives hack from Contra ... up up down down left right left right B A <sometimes select> startCougar wrote:
Well......technically.....three nails, some dogwood, a few whips, a crown of thorns, and a spear did the trick once.specialistx2324 wrote:
man i wont mess with the man upstairs. I am a sinner, not perfect at all, made lots of mistakes in my life, but my vote is for jesus.
jesus would beat anything anyday..
you cant kill jesus, not even with kryptonite . you can with superman
Of course you can't "kill" him now, though.
EDIT: EA/Dice will just nerf Jesus anyway goddamnit. Well, actually - yeah, God damn it.
*clicks -1 button franticaly and hopes for a miracial*Madhadda1 wrote:
enough chuck noris crap....Pug wrote:
I null voted - it's a trick question. Chuck Norris is both Superman AND Jesus.
im beggining to hate this site....
lol i gotta say that is pretty funnytvmissleman wrote:
*clicks -1 button franticaly and hopes for a miracial*Madhadda1 wrote:
enough chuck noris crap....Pug wrote:
I null voted - it's a trick question. Chuck Norris is both Superman AND Jesus.
im beggining to hate this site....
Jesus would whoop the SHIT out of Superman!
Jesus FTW!!
Jesus FTW!!
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lolAlexanderthegrape wrote:
I have no idea what you just said.PuckMercury wrote:
are you also dyslexic and an insomniac? Cause that's a setup to a classic joke.Alexanderthegrape wrote:
Well, if your religous it's Christ fer sure. If not it's the man of steel.
I had to null my vote because I'm agnostic.Yeah, Jesus has the 30 lives hack from Contra ... up up down down left right left right B A <sometimes select> startCougar wrote:
Well......technically.....three nails, some dogwood, a few whips, a crown of thorns, and a spear did the trick once.
Of course you can't "kill" him now, though.
EDIT: EA/Dice will just nerf Jesus anyway goddamnit. Well, actually - yeah, God damn it.
alright, two things -
one, an agnostic insomniac dyslexic is someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog. Just a joke that always amuses me.
The up up yadda yadda thing was a code you would hammer out on a Nintendo gamepad back when it wsa around in the game Contra to give you 30 extra lives. The sad attempt at a joke being Jesus was using this code and that's why he couldn't die.
My mind makes ... odd leaps.
you are not alone buddyMy mind makes ...odd leaps
Jesus rents everything. Superman sucks, i always hated superman... ... fucking planes....
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Jesus is just a guy. He can do some neat tricks, like bring people back from the dead and create alcoholic beverages, but I don't see how he would beat superman. Superman is invulnerable to everything but kryptonite, and I doubt Jesus just happens to be carrying some of that around.
Besides, Superman could just turn back time a few thousand years and kill Mary before Jesus was born. Game over.
Besides, Superman could just turn back time a few thousand years and kill Mary before Jesus was born. Game over.
Jesus has God by his side. God pwns all the Justice League noobs.