BF2S Forums Letter to China from USA

Not likely.  Analysts estimate that this year, for the first time, China has the upper hand in an invasion of Taiwan.  Further, the current Taiwanese President is seperatist, and in his last term.  Given the recent Anti-Secession laws, I'd be very scared if I were living in Taiwan (unless I was a cyborg ninja).

TrollmeaT wrote:

Dear China,

We're sorry you don't train your fighter pilots better. As a token of our apology, here's a copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000.

We're also sorry your front-line fighter planes can't outmaneuver a 35-year old prop-driven airliner. Perhaps you'd like to purchase some surplus 1950's-era Lockheed Starfighters from Taiwan...since they just replaced all theirs with new F-16's.

We're also sorry you believe your territorial waters extend all the way to Australia. For future reference, here's an American 6th grade geography textbook. (Please note the Copyright information printed inside the cover.)

In addition, we're sorry you can't seem to see your part of this incident. We know it seems easier to blame others than to take responsibility. Consider this while we build several new Aegis destroyers for our friends in Taiwan.

Finally, we're sorry we granted you Most-Favored-Nation trading status. This will be rectified at the soonest possible opportunity. Along those lines, we're especially sorry we treated you with such respect for the last 20 years. We'll definitely rethink this policy, and will probably go back to treating you like a street gang very soon.

Sincerely,

The People of the United States of America

Yeah theyre starting to buy starfighters and they are plagerizing it
   
what happened...
   
China Blames U. S. for Second Mid-Air Collision

BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated that they are holding the United States, "fully responsible" for today's mid-air collision, involving several Chinese aircraft and one American craft. This comes just days after a similar incident involving a U. S. spy plane.

Officials have stated that at approximately 8:25 a.m., GMT, a squadron of Chinese F-8 fighters collided with the American Goodyear Blimp. The crash left over a dozen Chinese planes downed and the blimp's electronic billboard damaged. Sources say the billboard's scrolling marquee had been advertising 7-UP soft drink, leaving the line "Up yours" in view.

A Chinese pilot who witnessed the collision between his squadron, nicknamed, "Panda Rash" told China's Xinhua news agency that he saw the American blimp dive out of the clouds and into wingman Sum Yung Gui's F-8 jet.

"I told Yung Gui his tail was all broken. Keep it straight. Keep it straight'," said the pilot. "He just couldn't shake the American foreign-devil. The blimp then reportedly veered hard left and then right, taking out the rest of the squadron.

Pilot Chawp Suey told Xinhua the American blimp "fully responsible for the incident," repeating the language Beijing has used in the earlier incident.

China blames this new accident on the Goodyear blimp, saying it rammed the supersonic fighters, and has demanded an apology.

Officials from the Goodyear Company have said it is unlikely that the slow propeller-driven blimp could turn inside and ram a dozen nimble fighters, unless the Chinese were testing chimp pilots.

"The direct cause of the collision was that the American blimp made a sudden big move toward the Chinese planes, making it impossible for the Chinese planes to get out of the way," Suey was quoted as saying.

"The savage act of American blimps colliding with Chinese planes while conducting spying activities at sporting events makes us indignant," he was quoted as saying.

Chinese officials are calling for an apology from the United States and enough Goodyear tires to replace the Firestone's that experienced spontaneous combustion last year.

U. S. officials expressed regret, but would not allow an apology until the matter could be investigated further.

Official Apology Letter to China for the "Incident"

We're sorry you violated international law and arrested the crewmen of an aircraft that legally diverted into your airfield under emergency conditions caused by your pilot's actions, after being led there by one of your other pilots.

We're sorry you violated international law and boarded a state aircraft. We're sorry the world is now seeing you for the enemy of freedom, truth, and democracy that you really are. We're sorry you see yourself as a superpower when in reality you are a third world nation (the average Chinese worker earns less than $.10 a day).

We're sorry you are loosing so much face over this. We're sorry that you were able to steal some missile and nuclear secrets from us. We're sorry you haven't learned from the Soviet Union's collapse and failed to embrace democracy and capitalism (compare tiny Taiwan and mainland China; same people, same culture, but Taiwan's capitalistic economy is a powerhouse and China's economy is still mired in communism).

And most of all, we're sorry for the Chinese people who suffer its leaders' incompetence.

Last edited by cyborg_ninja-117 (2006-07-21 22:15:33)

Bubbalo wrote:

China is capitalist.

nuh-uh-uh cant touch me... china is commie land

China is scary. Lets just hope the J10s will stay away for the time being while the boats and the Black Hawk get to North Village. Defend Wake Island!

chittydog wrote:

Is there more than one China? Because the one I know of, with the 1.1 Billion people, is communist. They have implemented some level of capitalism in the past several years, but they are still most definitely a communist country.

Communism is based on distribution on a needs basis.  As can clearly be seen, not all gain an equal share in the goods produced.  It's is economicall Capitalist, and politically Totalitarian (although there is a very slow liberalisation taking place).

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Redefeat communism
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lol gg

Capt. Foley wrote:

Lol^^

And Bubbalo supports Communism, wanna know why? Because it is the oppisite of the US. If the US became communist though then he would support Capitalism. Ok, mabey not true but you get the idea, I hope....

thats what im thinking as well

Volatile_Squirrel wrote:

People in China enjoy eating human fetuses.

lol you heard about that? they think its good for your health...

(vomit)

Godamned right if we shouldn't nuke them for just that.

communist FTW for their fancy logo

ToXiC888 wrote:

China isnt communist or capitalist, their socialist, big difference.

THEN WHY THE FUCK IS THE RULING PARTY THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY! explain plz

ToXiC888 wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

ToXiC888 wrote:

China isnt communist or capitalist, their socialist, big difference.

THEN WHY THE FUCK IS THE RULING PARTY THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY! explain plz

They say they are communist, but the way they allow industry to operate, they are a less extreme form of communism maybe.  More like socialism.

Nope, Cyborg pwned you.