I live here, you dont. With the exception of Ken-Jennings
I have lived in Orange County my whole life. I was born and raised in Irvine, and then I moved to Dana Point about 10 years ago. Now, 10 years ago, Dana Point was a sleepy little town, quiet, peaceful. It is no more. Heres Why:
1. RICH KIDS
* FUCK YOU ALL. I want to kill someone everytime i see a 16 year old dumbass blonde driving a Mercedes S series to school. You think you are "t3h W1n" with your Abercrombie shirts, tight girl pants for the guys, short skirts for the gals. You suck. These kids have not worked a day in their lives, and they are spoiled beyond all belief. I dont care if you have money, because i can kick your ass at hand to hand combat, the last true social art.
2. STARBUCKS
*5 bucks for coffee? kthxno. i think in the long run, taking a plane to Columbia to see Juan Valdez, would be more rewarding, because Juan Valdez has that fresh, crisp taste, grown in the mountains of Columbia.. I like black coffe. why? because i am awesome. I went to a starbucks this morning and asked for a black coffee. the Cashier had to get the manager to take my order. LOL WIN! Its no frappe latte, its coffee, the way God wanted it.
3. HOTELS
* heres my forumula. Expensive hotels (Ritz Carlton + St. Regis) + Rich Tourists = Canadians. Not just Canadians, French Canadians. ThomasMorgan how i hate you.
more seriously though, these hotels bring assholes to my home, and i hate assholes. They play golf and expect me to yield for their BMW 745i. My advice to you full-of-you-selves is... I have 3 strikes until someone kills me, do you?
4. The Show (OC and Laguna Beach)
* how i hate you both. These 2 shows have destroyed whatever dignity OC had left. We are all now stereotyped as rich white kids. Besides, the OC was filmed in Malibu... wtf? thats not even in OC, lol! I work in Laguna Beach, i used to see the LB kids all the time, i wanted to eat their souls.
5. CAR DEALERS
*W.T.F.... There are more car dealerships per square mile than there are ants. if i stand on my roof, i can see 7 car dealerships. 1 Ford, Chevy, Honda, Jeep and 3 Expensive dealerships.
Other Gay Things about Orange County:
Resturants
Laguna Beach (the city)
Blockbusters
the city of Rancho Santa Marguerita
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Myself
if you hate OC too, add your hates to my list
I have lived in Orange County my whole life. I was born and raised in Irvine, and then I moved to Dana Point about 10 years ago. Now, 10 years ago, Dana Point was a sleepy little town, quiet, peaceful. It is no more. Heres Why:
1. RICH KIDS
* FUCK YOU ALL. I want to kill someone everytime i see a 16 year old dumbass blonde driving a Mercedes S series to school. You think you are "t3h W1n" with your Abercrombie shirts, tight girl pants for the guys, short skirts for the gals. You suck. These kids have not worked a day in their lives, and they are spoiled beyond all belief. I dont care if you have money, because i can kick your ass at hand to hand combat, the last true social art.
2. STARBUCKS
*5 bucks for coffee? kthxno. i think in the long run, taking a plane to Columbia to see Juan Valdez, would be more rewarding, because Juan Valdez has that fresh, crisp taste, grown in the mountains of Columbia.. I like black coffe. why? because i am awesome. I went to a starbucks this morning and asked for a black coffee. the Cashier had to get the manager to take my order. LOL WIN! Its no frappe latte, its coffee, the way God wanted it.
3. HOTELS
* heres my forumula. Expensive hotels (Ritz Carlton + St. Regis) + Rich Tourists = Canadians. Not just Canadians, French Canadians. ThomasMorgan how i hate you.
more seriously though, these hotels bring assholes to my home, and i hate assholes. They play golf and expect me to yield for their BMW 745i. My advice to you full-of-you-selves is... I have 3 strikes until someone kills me, do you?
4. The Show (OC and Laguna Beach)
* how i hate you both. These 2 shows have destroyed whatever dignity OC had left. We are all now stereotyped as rich white kids. Besides, the OC was filmed in Malibu... wtf? thats not even in OC, lol! I work in Laguna Beach, i used to see the LB kids all the time, i wanted to eat their souls.
5. CAR DEALERS
*W.T.F.... There are more car dealerships per square mile than there are ants. if i stand on my roof, i can see 7 car dealerships. 1 Ford, Chevy, Honda, Jeep and 3 Expensive dealerships.
Other Gay Things about Orange County:
Resturants
Laguna Beach (the city)
Blockbusters
the city of Rancho Santa Marguerita
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Myself
if you hate OC too, add your hates to my list