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2006-07-12 08:44:54
FI-SCOTTY
Member
+16|7007|Scotland
A bus, carrying only ugly people, crashes into an oncoming truck and
everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their Maker and, because of the
grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each before
they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up and God asks the first one what their wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous, " and so, God snaps His fingers and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous, too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while. But, when God is halfway down the line, the last
guy in the line starts giggling. When there are only ten people left, this
guy is giggling uncontrollably, barely able to breathe.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
eventually manages to catch his breath and says, "Make 'em all ugly, again."
2006-07-12 09:21:14
INCSOC
Member since 1984
+113|6991|Denver, CO

FI-SCOTTY wrote:

A bus, carrying only ugly people ...

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
eventually manages to catch his breath and says, "Make 'em all ugly, again."
mmmkay... that wasn't even REMOTELY funny

here's one of my Service Call experiences.

Customer: "Yes, I'm having trouble turning on my computer."
Me: "Ok.  Did you press the button on the front of the computer."
C: "Yes."
Me: "Is there a second button? Press that one."
C: "Ok... still nothing."
Me: "Is it making any noise?"
C: "No."
Me: "Reach behind the back, there should be a switch.  Flip it and try pushing the buttons on the front again."
C: "Ok hold on... still nothing"
Me: "Ok sir i have to ask you this.  Is the computer plugged into the outlet."
C: "Hehehe.  Yes sir it is."
Me: "Sorry, I just had to ask.  How did this happen?"
C: "Well... our power just went out and I wanted to get on the Internet to find out whats going on.  It worked fine before that."
Me: "I see.  Now ... is the power back up?"
C: "No, they're still working on it."
Me: "*cough* Well sir there's your problem.  It should be fine again when the power comes back."
2006-07-12 10:10:05
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|7006|Howell, Mi USA
lol thats good stuff.

i've got one i saw just 2 weeks ago. I was driving home from work on the highway. doing about 75 mph when this convertable comes up on me in the fast lane. As they pass by there was 2 blonde girls on the back seat. they had the top down and their hair was blowing alot in the wind. Im not shittin u guys, these 2 girls were brushing their hair! and not just for a second either, the whole time they went by and on up the road brush brush brush brush. as if it was helping? i almost drove off the road i was laughing so hard.
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2006-07-12 11:05:39
INCSOC
Member since 1984
+113|6991|Denver, CO

Cbass wrote:

lol thats good stuff.

i've got one i saw just 2 weeks ago. I was driving home from work on the highway. doing about 75 mph when this convertable comes up on me in the fast lane. As they pass by there was 2 blonde girls on the back seat. they had the top down and their hair was blowing alot in the wind. Im not shittin u guys, these 2 girls were brushing their hair! and not just for a second either, the whole time they went by and on up the road brush brush brush brush. as if it was helping? i almost drove off the road i was laughing so hard.
maybe they didn't have a hair dryer and decided to dry it in the wind

 

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